What can i shove up my ass

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well im a guy and i just wanna feel how it is to have something up my ass so i need some suggestons on wat i can put up there so i need to have somethin and i dont wanna find out by f**kin a guy so tell me

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    not light bulbs

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    • ryanflan
      6 years ago

      Use a condom on it if possible

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  • hixMOLLY
    16 years ago

    cucumber! =P

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    • [Old Memory]
      16 years ago

      hehehe

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  • MmmHmmHmm
    16 years ago

    get a vibrator

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  • Potato
    16 years ago

    dildo or anal beads safest bet. Or if you go to the store you can find rounded bottles. Just make sure you wash them really well before and after use, and that they have no sharp edges cause that can fuck your intestine up.

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  • blue_eyed_bombshell0307
    15 years ago

    i enjoy double penetration.... i just use my fingers ;)

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  • TheSlipperyPig
    12 years ago

    watermellun.

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  • weese
    16 years ago

    I use a Sharpie.

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  • Anonymous_Donor
    16 years ago

    The best thing to do is to buy a sex toy designed for that along with lots of lube. If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy then make sure whatever you use doesn't have any sharp edges and use a condom on it if at all possible.

    Use lots of lube, get used to your fingers first then try smaller objects before moving on to a banana or something like that.

    http://advancedmasturbation.com/

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    • mates
      9 years ago

      hello i am a gay i need somme help i wontrlybad to fuck my ass in my room what i can use to have a good felling ? plz if u can tell me i use the banana be for but its not give meany felling and i cant buy any thems from a stor

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      • ryanflan
        6 years ago

        The base of a kitchen utensil

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  • okmijnuhbygvtfc
    15 years ago

    long skinny vegies; i.e.:cucumber, carrot, sqash, ect.
    i got these soap containers which i later found could be used in that fashion

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  • xxx6662
    16 years ago

    lube ur fingers up and masterbate the ogasm is wild
    or have a shit will wanking still works

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  • ningamadness
    15 years ago

    just start small

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  • igottabigdickxxxryanxxx
    16 years ago

    o, so if u don't wanna fuck a guy, u plan on fucking a man, right, it probably ur friends dad, id just run away after forcing myself to watch LESBIAN porn for hours, it'll work, trust me

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  • RedDogBeer
    16 years ago

    the end of a secure driver

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  • tinyguylittle
    5 years ago

    Shrink your friend down to 4 inches tall, tie a string around his ankle and shove him in. While he squirms and wiggles you shouldn't have any trouble getting off.

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  • robloxer69
    6 years ago

    electric toothbrush they even vibrate

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  • jackson_davis
    6 years ago

    use a plastic straw :P

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  • bond_magik
    8 years ago

    Just make sure you can retrieve it. I lost a regular dildo up there once. Super awkward ER visit. Doctor seemed like he dealt with it a lot though LOL.

    I recommend a vibrating bullet with a cord for easy retrieval. Or any vibrating toy with a long handle.

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  • gaykid500
    8 years ago

    Can I stick a remote up my ass im a gay

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  • Najeraraul12
    9 years ago

    I need help i shove small thing in my ass but it doesn't work no more i need bigger thing what can i use

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    just slip some pipe cleaners in

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  • Phycokitty
    11 years ago

    a cup, candle, a duck, a branch, a remote, spoon, eggs, butter, hampster, a barbie, a candy cane, keys, seriously get a butt plug

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  • Hrny4all
    11 years ago

    I have used everything from toothbrushes to soda bottles. It just takes time for your hole to get used to them. I use all kinds of bottles, as long as they are plastic.

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    a jack hammer head!

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