What do you like to hump? how do you masterbate?

Okay so I was wondering what people liked better to hump and how they masterbate.

Stuft animal 832
pillow 923
waded up blankets 313
pool foam noodles 88
other(leave comment) 143
Now how do you masterbate?(leave a comment) 93
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  • legendary27

    Actually... it's quite common for both genders to hump stuffed animal(s) so no one should feel embarrased or ashamed if that's what they enjoy doing. I for one have honestly never tried it because I don't have any that I think are large enough but hey, if it gets a person's rocks off - then so be it.

    (Just as long as they don't use a child's stuffed animal then give it back to them, that's wrong on so many levels.)

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  • D!(K

    i like to hump hard things like cement blocks, bricks, telephone poles, or even sometimes i go and hump my road but i always have to get up when cars come so i dont get enough time to cum.

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    • mrau123

      same!

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  • metallover1991

    I always jerk off laying down. Occasionally I would hump the pillow.

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    • ozzyy18

      Mee tooo c:

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  • Uhmm. What if you hump pillow pets? What would I pick? Pillows? Or stuffed animals? Or animals? O_o
    I didn't know I was into beastiality.

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  • Adownupadownup

    I masturbated with dish soap once, DO NOT DO THAT! XD It dries out your penis and makes it peel, like sunburn. Anyways, I just like a good ol' jackin. XD

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    • captaincorny

      Dish soap feels wonderful, but only while you're doing it. Afterward, it's hell.

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  • I rarely hump anything. I just use my hands.

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    • ozzyy18

      same here rarely anything but regularly my hands

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  • Puddingface

    My comfortor I pretend it's a woman and I pretend I am a guy(in reality I am a girl) and imagine it going inside her feels good in my actual parts. it's the only way I have gotten off...

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    • Anonymous1998

      yeah same well i did when i was like 11? ish

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  • I hump stuffed animals, inserting my dick where its dick would be and going wild

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  • hardonlife

    Blankets are soft and smooth.
    I like to masturbate like a girl, I put my hand in my pants and rub the under side of my penis and push it against my tummy. ;)

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    • I_steal_free_bread

      O_O okaaayyyy...

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    Im not a dog therefore I dont hump stuffed animals.

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  • Noonesperfect

    I like to hump your mother.

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  • Treeho

    I use to hump the edge of my bed, arms of chairs, rolled up towels (it’s better if you put something hard in the middle). Also would use the shower head!

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  • Badpika66

    I love masturbating with my teddy bear by rubbing my penis on Its fur and the feeling is amazing and i always put a condom on so my teddy bear doesn't smell bad or getting messy

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    • Meow93203

      It feels good.

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  • Shiny1642

    I like to go into my grandparents bathroom and bend over the toliet and hump it as hard and as fast as i can and when i feel tingly i go even faster and harder and sometimes i watch porn while i do it that is even better (I'm getting so horny just typing this)

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    • farmboy6789

      Bean bag chairs feel good to

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  • glittergirl71217

    So I just fold a body pillow (folding makes it more stiff and tall for more cum) and just spread my fucking clit as far as I can and ride it as fast as I can. (Just writing this made me horny)

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  • captaincorny

    I put some oil in a plastic bag, put it between my couch cushions and fuck away. It's the most divine feeling ever.

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  • ozzyy18

    I jack off layin backside or side. Also i use a condom tho when i hump the pillow at times, or soft towels.

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  • BOTDFLover

    The floor.

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  • Jhhyuuyoh

    Well, i get towels roll them up and go CRAAAAAAZY!!! Oooooor i go to my room and my bed has a stool to get on to it cuz my moms a bitch and buys me beds that are 3 ft in the air so i put one leg on push against it and try to hop on! You go up then you fall or i dry hump my quilt but also my boy friend does this but you get a pillow cut a whole in it name it stick his penis in it then i come and he is laying on his back still with the pillow then i lay on top pretending he isnt there and we meet well my vagina and his penis then my breasts and his dick and i rub my vagina on his leg and he rubs his penis on my breasts and then i give him a lap dance its sooo fun

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  • Username((:

    Hahaha

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  • cathy22

    toy :)

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