What do you usually call breasts?

Chesticals.

Well i'm 50 and british, so I call them "TITS"

My workmate is 'vulgar' and calls them "Top Bollocks"

Stephen fry is British and (posh) so calls them - Fulsome Funbags............

Boobs or boobies

None of these, since I don't normally speak English. :)

But online I usually call them breasts. Oh, and I'm male.

Tattybojangles

I don't call them anything, can't talk with my mouth full.

Nungas

TaTa's ;)

Why is there no "All of the above"?

I like to call them breasts.
To me, tits or boobs just sound immature,
no offense of course, that's just my opinion.

Squidgy Fun-packs!

love pillows.

I generally refer to them as either "upper lady parts", "upstairs," or the more technical and fun to use, "mammary glands." Around science/biology nerds, I'm able to use phrases such as "The TATA Box" and "cleavage furrow." Sometimes (in very awkward situations), I treat myself to a bit of "the upper region of a female's abdomen."

Perhaps one day I shall come across the perfect opportunity, and unleash the famous Monty Python version: "huge tracts of land"!

Norks!

Boobs. Online, I ALWAYS spell them like "bewbs" though. Makes it more fun for me.

She had two gallons of MILK and I was staring at her JUGS
XD
I call em boobs. Oh and I'm a girl.

Casually, they're boobs. When I'm referring to them in general, they're breasts. During sex, they're tits.

Sweater meat. Knockers. Dirty pillows. Chesticals. Tits. Boobs. Tatas. Hooters. Fun bags.

In summation? They're fun to slap around before bed time.

Pupper

Jugs!!

Depends on who I'm talking to. If I'm talking to my girl about hers, then I call them breasts or boobs. If I'm talking about someone else's or someone I don't know well I call them tits.

I'm female, and I call them my babies.

For some reason, I HATE the word "tits".

my wifes look like flat tires

Airbags

Not only do I call them boobies, but I also call them breasteses.

I call them papai because that's what it's called in my first language. When I'm talking in English I call them boobs.

I can't believe how many responses and votes this post received...

im still up and look at the time 9:07am Missy

Milky Milky.

I love b∞bs!

Something I look at whilst I enjoy a delicious pie.

I call them a variety of things:

-Breasts
-Boobs/Boobies
-Lumps/Lady Lumps
-Mountains
-Hills
-etc.

I feel kinda awkwards saying "breasts".. I automatcially visualise chicken breasts and I can't help it. So boobs works just fine.

Breastesses.

Something about the word, "boobs" bothers me, so i just call them breasts.

I refrain from ever using the word.

Boobs or boobies.
One time my teacher said titties....uhhh best moment ever...

nuungas

'tits' has more of a zing when rolling off the tongue. Boobs is just too dull for me.

CALM YO TITS.

I like "Buzongas". Just sounds cool. But usually boobs.

I call them MINE

I like to call them boooooobies, because it sounds funny.

The DAIRIES:

You should have also included AGES for the polls.

It'd be interesting to see what adults call them vs the teens or the minors.

Breasts.

I just call 'em boobs.

the sisters

TITS!

The girls