What do you want done with your remains?

what do you want done with your body when you die?

other 3
viking funeral 3
stuffed 0
buried 4
donated to science 3
thrown in the sea 0
eaten by cats 0
cremated 2
thrown in the woods 2
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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I don't care, once I'm dead I'm dead, although saying that maybe this is just my almost crippling shame of myself and my body but I've always hated the idea of being handled once I'm dead, as for the cat thing, knowing my cats they wouldn't hesitate, hell a deep sleep will probably start them nibbling, not big on that idea either, hmm, probably cremated, yeah, cremated and scattered at burning man, if I can't get there alive I'll get there dead

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    • Ellenna

      I don't have cats any more and I miss them, but I do have a dog and since I started having chest pains in the night I don't let her sleep in the house because I'm worried she might start eating my dead body if she got hungry enough.

      I live alone and probably no-one would notice I'd died for a few days at least.

      I did have a minor heart attack a few years after the chest pains but remained conscious to call an ambulance and get someone to look after the dog!

      I want to be cremated and my ashes put in the beautiful Yarra River down the hill from my home from the bridge I cross every day, so I think of myself ending up in the sea. If my daughter wants to do something else with my dead body I won't have any say in it, that'll be up to her

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    • i would love to go to burning man!

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Yeah sounds like such a good time!

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  • Incomplet

    Create an artificial diamond from my ashes, mount the diamond on the hilt of a one-of-a-kind sword and give it to a successor.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I want my organs donated and then I want my body dropped off in s trashbag on the side of the road in my hometown to give those dicks with badges something halfway meaningful to do.

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    • Riddler

      You are going to troll the police?

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  • Dazed_dreamer

    Scattered over this waterfall back home in the islands

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    • Ellenna

      That sounds beautiful and not too different from me wanting my ashes in the river I love

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  • NathanScott

    I read bout a company that takes cremated ashes to space.Dont know if that is bull but if its true i'd like to be scattered in space.
    Its easier travelling through space that way.

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  • CreativeThinker

    The only thing I would like to donate is my dick ........

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  • Ellenna

    I used to tell my daughter I wanted to be put in the compost so my remains would help plants to grow, but she hated that idea, I don't know why except she's definitely not a gardener.

    I've signed the organ donation thing, but I don't reckon there's much of me anyone would want except maybe my skin for grafts. I need to check out the donation thing because someone told me they don't use body parts from people over a certain age, I guess because the bits are pretty worn out anyway.

    Certainly they wouldn't want my heart or my lungs, they're both pretty much stuffed anyway

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  • VinnyB

    That nonsense is for the living to make them feel better, so they can do what ever they want with me. For all I care you could toss me in a dumpster. I'll be dead, I won't care.

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  • omgcatz

    The cats thing made me roll

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    • Ellenna

      Roll? Roll a smoke, roll a joint?

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      • omgcatz

        Look it up, child. Someone over 20 would know what that means.

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        • Ellenna

          Oh assumptions, assumptions ..... I'm 68. And why so patronising, why not just explain what it means? There are people from different countries, languages and ethnic backgrounds on here, we don't all speak he same language as you do

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          • omgcatz

            I'm patronizing to people who make "assumptions" that I am speaking about drugs. What kind of mind do you have where drugs are the first thing that pops into it? Someone your age should have more class.

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            • Ellenna

              Settle down, it was a joke, and I don't have any class, nor do I want to

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  • penisprisoner

    dipped in chocolate and feed to starving kids in Ethiopia

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  • Thrown in a volcano

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  • sega31098

    Doesn't matter. I'll be dead.

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