What do you want for christmas of 2011?

73 Comments
Nice Christmas with loved ones 27
Sex 86
A date 24
An Ex to come back 10
Movie/Video(s) and/or accessories 7
Car 20
Toy(s) 2
Food 5
Video Game/Computer Game(s) and/or accessories 21
To show off 2
To go out and have fun 7
Peace and quiet 19
Clothes 14
Shoes 2
Furniture 2
Vacation 5
Plants 3
A Pet 10
Someone to notice you 19
To meet your idol 5
Sports Gear 0
Laptop and/or Computer Accessories 14
Phone and/or Phone Accessories 4
Kitchen Utensils 2
School/Work Supplies 6
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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Your mom! Ha yah burnt!

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  • colourmoon
    12 years ago

    a loveletter.

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    • SoccerStud88
      12 years ago

      Dear Teacup,

      I fucking hate you.

      With lots of love,
      SoccerStud88

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  • coffeebreath
    12 years ago

    All I want is to be left the fuck alone, no family bullshit.

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  • KindUhLame
    12 years ago

    Where's the "Money" option?

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  • taciturn
    12 years ago

    My two front teeth.

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1
      12 years ago

      know your place in the kitchen and you would still have them

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    I want to have a nice christmas with my ex, we'll have sex with toys and food in my car as i show off to my friends and family, steal a bunch of shoes and clothes, maybe furniture too. and hope someone doesnt notice. Then i want a pet ninja turtle to help us mugg people for there girtcard purchurse, like video game, laptops, etc. it be a ton of fun!!! Till the lil kids moms come back armed with kitchen utensils and school supplies, then i ditch my new pet, and the ex, she was a bitch anyway. then in the process of fleeing from the mob, i bumb into Zooey Deschanel, and we have instant chemistry (of course) and go on a vacation date, cause im a wanted man now.i say somewhere with palm tree for christmas, and other tropical plants. we could play volley ball on the beach.... and all that good, low-key fun. and i finnally get some peace and quiet. That is untill she gives me a smart phone for christmas (cause mine is shit, cant even take pictures) and the police use and app to track me down and lock me up. and it sucks leaving her behind as they drag me off the jail, but that what i get for just wanting to go out and have some fun isnt it? >;3c

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      Hahahha. That was awesome. I'll take care of Zoey for you. She's adorable. And im sorry, but I'm married dear :) I could just reply to your reply also, then youl get super excited when you see 2 notices :D

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      • shuggy-chan
        12 years ago

        haha you got me there wompus!! HAHA it oky i just will be your undying fan/groupie then, and if you ever get that buggie, i want one ride plzzzzz xD

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        • Katywompus
          12 years ago

          You got it man :)

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          • JustinBiebsFan#1
            12 years ago

            make me a damn sammich

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    Hanukkah.

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  • Jakei808
    12 years ago

    A gf

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  • equanimity
    12 years ago

    For everyone to feel good.

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      Did you reply to me on the poll where flutterhigh announced he was leaving? I just had a notice for that one, but your comment and my reply to you were deleted :( I'm almost positive it was your comment I replied to. (Memory issues :))

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      • equanimity
        12 years ago

        True. Someone doesn't want us to talk.

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    A dolphin^^

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    • SoccerStud88
      12 years ago

      male dolphins gang rape the chick dolphins.

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      • DolphinAngel
        12 years ago

        I know... I want a chick dolphin

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        • SoccerStud88
          12 years ago

          you want to own a pet chick dolphin o.0

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          • DolphinAngel
            12 years ago

            Yes <3

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            • SoccerStud88
              12 years ago

              as long as you let her play with the male dolphins that's cool with me

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  • Garglemysac
    12 years ago

    A bald midget with no teeth.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    lol, guarantee half the people who voted lied and said "nice christmas with loved ones" suuuuuuuure....

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  • Darkoil
    12 years ago

    A bottle of JD or absolute and be left alone for the entire day, I'm not that lucky though.

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  • [email protected]
    12 years ago

    To be LEFT THE FUCK ALONE.I don't need ANY SHIT from anyone.

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      *throws shit at you*

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    • Flippin-dillydogs
      10 years ago

      Good Troll Good.

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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    A big butt bitch to kiss my nuts!

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  • 3yankees
    8 years ago

    That was 5 years ago

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  • 53739
    8 years ago

    to wish it was 2011 again lol

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25
    8 years ago

    can't say.

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  • CanadianCowboy
    9 years ago

    I find it funny that sex has 69 votes ;)

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  • flailyhailey
    9 years ago

    Oh... I was the only one who said kitchen utensils, haha. A quality knife set would be bomb.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Going back to 2011 would be a fine X-mas present!

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  • gashlover
    9 years ago

    I'd like a nice juicy BJ

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    To spend Christmas dinner with my parents and then go out and have fun with my girlfriend.
    But as a present? I'd love a set of bi-xenon headlights for my car, or 1000 Euros XD
    I probably won't get neither XD

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  • RockerRoseanne
    11 years ago

    Other- Something to interest me.

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  • Pika-girl
    11 years ago

    A real living Pokemon straight from Kanto!

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    I voted a Car (hope that means a new car) since meeting the love of my life option isn't up there.

    I'm sad for the amount of people who said sex. Too many horny teenagers that don't know how to get laid on here.

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  • SanDEstevez
    12 years ago

    I wanted my mom to die but that didn't happen

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  • tombraider
    12 years ago

    new pc.

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  • Violet_Heart
    12 years ago

    lol I always wanted to see Christmas carolers, but I doubt I'll ever have some knocking on my door =[

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    A job. a sober life. The right partner.

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  • Ibelievethis
    12 years ago

    The 5 numbers and 2 lucky stars on the euro millions x

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  • Orangepeelx
    12 years ago

    my camera (a FujiFilm S4080) its currently hidden somewhere and im not allowed it -__-

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    A car a job a lover and a new gaming PC.

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Legalize cock fighting, and a new coat.

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    • Avant-Garde
      12 years ago

      "Cock" as in chicken or just cocks settling an argument?

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      • wigsplitz
        12 years ago

        Chickens.

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  • 4392Moron
    12 years ago

    This is the truth! A family gathering of my husband, his folks, twin sons and their wives and my two newly born grand-babies, twins Elaine and Michael and to celebrate the birth of our Saviour. :D

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  • hnbout
    12 years ago

    My niece

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      Im a bit disturbed by that answer. I'm just not sure how you meant it.

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      • Avant-Garde
        12 years ago

        My thoughts exactly!

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      • shuggy-chan
        12 years ago

        IKR

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    The things that are on my list.

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  • centaurlover
    12 years ago

    a batman t-shirt

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    • shuggy-chan
      12 years ago

      i have a batman hoodie

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  • FreeWilly69
    12 years ago

    I want sex with lots of semen

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    A date (who I too scared to ask out), friend-fun, family-fun, a couple of guitars and an amp. 4/5 of those things I know I'm going to be getting, and one is possible but far from certain.

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    • Juniper
      12 years ago

      A real life kiss from my overseas UK crush.

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  • Dizzee
    12 years ago

    A slave. :3 (Would that fit under pets, toys, or sex?)

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  • SoccerStud88
    12 years ago

    a threesome

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    I want a new Android phone, Some old Atari video games, and a certain woman in my Algebra class.

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  • Katywompus
    12 years ago

    I want a baja kit for my beetle.

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    • equanimity
      12 years ago

      My father has converted many of them.

      You have good taste, in my mind.

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      • Katywompus
        12 years ago

        Why, thank you. I love those cars sooo much. Plus its so fun to drive, holy crap man, I miss haulin ass all over the place in that thing. She'll be ressurected soon :)

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    • shuggy-chan
      12 years ago

      marry me

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      • Katywompus
        12 years ago

        See other reply :p

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