What do you want on your tombstone?

I won't have a tombstone. I'd rather have my ashes scattered at a place I choose.

Heeeeyyyyeeeeehhhheeeeehhaahhhhhyyyyy whats this button for? DOOMSDAY!!!

No t-stone for this old salt. No embalming, nothing. Just take the dead rotting corpse out to deep water and send it to the bottom. Time to give a tiny bit back to that which has sustained me for a lifetime.

Pepperoni and sausage.

"Dead...For now."

Then there's be an eary tune. :D

Here lies the guy with way too many iin screen names.

I just want body thrown in the Mediterrabean Sea because I love water, and I always wanted to visit that region. It just looks mystical to me.

The cheesiest thing I can think off

A picture of me that's like an 80's sitcom, me giving a cheeky smile with both my hands placed under my chin gazing up to the sky and underneath shall he written

" gone fishin "

No stone.
I want to become a tree :)

I am the Antichrist
All love is lost
Insanity is what I am
Eternally my soul will rot

P.s.; If you can read this, you are in range.

feel free to let your dog shit here. I don't care because I'm dead

"Here lies _____________, A loving wife and mother."
If I ever, you know get lucky enough for someone to marry me, a crazy mess. And if the person that I marry if i get the chance to get married wants to have kids too.
If i were to die right here right now i would want
"Here lies ______________, Who died at only __"
then my birthday and my death date.
Nothing religious. Just a peaceful grave site preferably. If legal also not one of those imensly heavy coffins, just an old fashioned wooden one with my name sketched or burned into the lid.

i would like to be cremated and my ashes scattered by the tree i climbed when i was a kid

I just can't predict ..