What do you want to happen to your body when you die?

what do you want to happen to your body when you die.

be burned and your ashes put into a vase. 44
buried into the ground at a cemitary. 36
end up like Walt Disney. 17
I don`t know. 35
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  • Uzzie101

    Cremated but not just left around in a vase. That's just wierd. Scatter em'!

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    • grahamsgirl

      ditto

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  • Enizzle

    I've already left detailed instructions with my family about what is to be done with my remains. They are as follows:

    1. Remove my organs and place them in mason jars of formaldehyde. I wish them to be preserved, so when we perfect cloning, I can come back from the hellish purgatory that I am no doubt bound for.

    2. Before I am cloned, I wish my body to be stuffed. In my letter to my family, I have requested that my stuffed form be made with moving arms, legs, and head. Addendum: my youngest brother has accepted these terms, and offered to keep my body at his house. I agreed, on the condition that I be placed at the dinne table every night with his future wife and children.

    3. My other brother had posited the notion that upon my death, he toss my rotting bloated carcass into a moving boxcar. This proposal was roundly denied, and he was shamed for his insolence.

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    • Ms.Caffinated

      LMAO! Thats awesome!

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    • godly

      oh thats bad ass

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    • grahamsgirl

      when u r cloned u wont come back...just your body will. not ur spirit.

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  • timebobbu

    I want my middle finger held up by a strap when i go in the coffin xD

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  • WolfDog

    Any and all organs donated, then cremated and scattered somewhere.

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    • foxie214

      same

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  • Anonymus_Coward

    Donate my body... to science! I want my skull to be on a writer's/artist desk when i die :)

    Some artist talking to me at times, asking me, "to be, or not to be?"

    If i become a ghost, id be happy to see that.

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  • 4392Moron

    It does not matter what happens to your body after you have kicked the bucket, it is gone, the big thing you really have to worry about, is your soul going to HEAVEN or HELL. That is the thing you should wonder about.

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    • deb

      Agreed!

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      • 4392Moron

        Hey Deb:

        Looking forward to meeting you in Heaven. Plus your posts on other threads to me have always been "THUMBS UP."

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  • daemon

    i would like to go the way of the ancient egyption pharos.
    they would be placed on a small boat on the ocean or the nile with there most valueable possisians and then the boat set alite and set adrift.

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  • dappled

    My dad's family go for cremation and some of them bring the ashes home. It just occurred to me, though, that a couple of generations pass and no-one really wants the ashes of a person they never met. You could end up being flushed down the toilet or thrown in the rubbish.

    I'd like to go in the family plot with my grandparents but I'm the black sheep of the family and I don't think I'd be allowed. So I don't know. If I ever get married, I'd probably choose to do something romantic with my wife. Like, after we'd both died, mix our ashes together, seal them in a heavy metal case and drop us into the deep ocean. That way, we'd always be together, no matter what nuclear war or environmental catastrophe ravaged the earth's surface.

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    • D_revolting_enigmaaaaa

      You chose me i didnt choose fend

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      • dappled

        I don't quite understand what you mean. Sorry!

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        • D_revolting_enigmaaaaa

          You are the nemisis of all nemisis dappled but how can you stand up to my incomplete sentence fragments and spelling errors..... hhahahaha ENIGMA AWAYYYYY!!!!!

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          • dappled

            I'll try my hardest to cope with your superpowers! You'll win, though.

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            • D_revolting_enigmaaaaa

              You kno wat you are a funny guy oh no my weakness...... KINDNESSSS UHHHHHGGHGHFFFGGDDSDSSHHH

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    • florencexo

      that is so.....sweet. morbid but sweet.

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      • dappled

        Hehe, morbid but sweet is the story of my life. :D

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  • howaminotmyself

    Most people store ashes in urns, they have a lid. Who wants Aunt Betsy dust flying all over the house.

    I want my ashes scattered on the continental divide. This way they travel in opposite directions around the world and get truly scattered.

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    • dappled

      Very good thinking, there!

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  • LcoolJ

    lol when i am done with this vehicle i call a body and have discarded it, you people can do whatever the fuck you want with it,
    seeya
    :)

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  • I want my body launched into space so bugs don't eat my corpse and aliens resurrect me as their leader.

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  • Buried, call me old fashioned but a coffin and grave is the only thing that's appealed to me. apart from being cryogenically frozen and brought back to life lol but that doesn't seem likely.

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  • coolio75650932

    i asked my body and it wants to die in the middle of a spleef film

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    • coolio75650932

      lololol jk

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  • coolio75650932

    since im athiest il turn into a tree and be cut down and probably turned to paper wich will be used to make copies of the bible :-)

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  • Crudhouse

    I don't care the least bit. Whatever makes the people that are still alive happy

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  • tykeyman

    I want to be buried and return my body to the earth don't ever burn

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  • Lamb96

    Be burned and put my ashes in the ink they use to put money that way,I will be everywhere ....

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  • erwcat

    i would first drink a hairdye so noone can get my organs and then i wolud like to come back to life every 23 years and kill people dying them o death
    sweeeeeeet

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  • My friend told me some time ago that when her great aunt dies, she and a few other relatives will have these necklaces with small containers on the end to put her ashes in. This would be what I would want, I guess.

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  • theartist89

    I'll give up my needed organs and tissue and then have the rest burned and then scattered somewhere. I don't care. I just don't want to be buried.

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  • Jane

    cremated!!! i feel like if i was burried id somehow come back to life and be stuck underground until i eventually suffocated and died.

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  • crazyfm

    Put my body into a lab and they revived it and make me at the perfect age with a special device that i can use to choose the age i am and make me a cyborg and a time machine to go to whatever time i want, and when i die the whole process again..

    Yes , i´ve been planing all this XD

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    • coolio75650932

      ima lab guy just kill ur self il be at ur house in an hour

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    I want to be buried bare ass naked no coffin just in the ground let the worms turn me into soil.

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  • eternalsmoke31

    I was born whole and have to die whole..but i dont give a fuck what happens to my dead body because only the living can care and they will do whut they want to with you...

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  • Ms.Caffinated

    My organs donated and my body fed to the hobo's. I always liked recycling.

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  • I want to donate my body to aliens so they can wake me up:)

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  • MrsEdGein

    Whatever way is cheapest.
    I wouldn't mind a sky burial but they don't do those here is Australia.

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  • soluscreas

    I want any viable organs to be donated. Otherwise, I could care less what happens to me after death.

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  • burned and thrown into the ocean

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  • moonraven11

    I choose to be cremated. That way, my body is safe from being disturbed by anything. Also, I don't want my ashes to just sit in an urn in my husband's house. I would want him to scatter my ashes in the river. It symbolizes moving on. If my ashes just sit in the house, he will constantly be reminded of me everytime he sees the urn.

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  • Gamerdood

    I wanna be a cadaver. Then my soul will re enter the body and i will start the zombie outbreak!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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  • technicallyhuman

    whatever is the least expensive i dont want family members wasting a shitload of money on a dead body

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  • Memox

    Eco-friendly freeze-drying.. Spread me out anywhere outside.

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  • glassesguy9119

    If, when I die, I want my body cremated. Then I want my ashes to be put in a metal vase. With that metal vase I would like a mountain climber and his/her crew to climb on the north face of Mt. Everest. After they get there, they shall, as it says on the note, place the metal vase in the north face of the mountain. In case of the vase falling it will be attached to the climbers belt.

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  • Ed.

    i would want to be cremated...but i dont want to be put in an urn i want to be scattered across some of my favorite places in the world...

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    • Ed.

      <addin onto my previous comment>
      i would...before i was cremated... like to have all of my intact & healthy organs to be donated to kids if my adult organs can be used for them but if not to younger patients because they have not had as much of a chance to live their lives as a older patient would have had. but my family members would come first. if i had any sick family members they would definitely have my organs...

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  • JustMePlease

    As impossible as this may sound, but I'd like to be frozen in hope to be brought back to life in the future, I am to afraid of death for my own good lol

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  • tennisgirl2013

    Cremated and then my ashes scattered everywhere.

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  • When I was 13 and more vain I wanted my body entombed in a monolithic shrine. Sort of like a temple.

    Today I would probably take the cremation route and do the romantic scattering of bone-meal across the ocean.

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  • spacerandy

    I would want all my (perfectly healthy) organs donated, then what's left to be cremated and scattered in nature: sea, forest, whatever. Spending eternity in a box 6ft under the ground doesnt sound that appealing, for some reason.

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  • randomdude14

    six feet under,I don't wanna go all fancy and expensive

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  • hellboy333

    Cremated and have ashes scattered

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  • Twitch

    I want my eyes preserved and my body... who cares.

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  • put in a bag and slipped over the side for the sharks or stuffed and left by the front door to deter burglars, it a toss up omg thats fumnmyh

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  • BLOW IT UP WITH DYNAMITE

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    • MrsEdGein

      I'd love to see a dead body get blown to bits. Yeah it's I know.

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  • id like to get a banana put on my face orange juice poured over my body lolguyasedcla

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  • wigsplitz

    Cremation because burial seems like a waste of $$ and space and plots will most likely be disturbed in the future. Although I do LOVE cemeteries and old pretty headstones....

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  • What? You believe the Walt Disney-died-and-got-frozen myth?

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    • reallynormal

      i was trying to see how many people belivie that and it was a joke

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  • Natural burial, grow back into a tree or summat.

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  • eatingstars

    I want to donate my organs! Help someone needy :) Who knows, I might save a life. After that, my body will be cremated and then scattered somewhere in Europe.

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  • ramenthief

    im collecting a lot of feathers right now i think enough to make those wings theyre white feathers so they can stitch wings into me and be preserved in glass and be mummified in an advanced way where rose acid is used and i want to be in white heavenly clothes in a position where i play my violin and i dnt want to be in that stupid place where people degrade and become flower fertilizer i want to be inside our house with the rest of our white angel statue collection and i want to stand out covered in gold powder and just leave my room there undisturbed with proper cleansing and maintenance

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