What do you wash yourself with?

It doesn't matter...the dirt never comes off *curls up in featal position*

The blood of virgins

A friend of mine used to have a room mate who had his own special wash cloth, which was red in colour.

The room mate with the wash cloth always complained to the other house mates, "Don't you ever use my wash cloth". So my mate used to used to piss on it. He would also scrub his anus with it.

benzine, sand papers, a jigsaw to trim pubes and pits,some beer.

Used Tampax works great the clean between your toes butt and ears great too.

A mixture of phosphoric and muriatic acids with a drop of coconut oil for scent. Fresh and clean as a daisy, the gypsysailor is.

Oops. I voted wash cloth but I meant 2 wash cloths, one for the face and one for the rest of my body.

Jesus. Or was it soap I forget

Rag on a stick