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When I fart sometimes it sounds like it is asking a question. I am trying to better understand the meaning behind things. Is it asking me to eat more fiber? How do I decipher what it is telling me?
Your anus is only capable of producing low frequency sounds and it's not very good at articulation, but if you record all of your farts and play them back at a higher speed, you might be able to understand the wisdom of your butt.
Who knows? You might be granted insights of such cosmic significance that you could start a religion. Stranger things have happened.
I'm sure I read somewhere that L. Ron Hubbard had Scientologist flunkies follow him around 24/7 with a tape recorder and a boom microphone that they held close to his butt. The tapes were then sent off to be interpreted by another team of Scientologist drones, and that's where the Top Secret information that's imparted only to those who have paid at least $1 million in fees comes from.
Farts speak of what we have eaten. I go to my grandma's house and eat her food, and my farts smell of her food.
Black people often tell white people to not drink milk I have noticed lol. They can not drink milk or they get diarrhea around 75%-95% of them are not tolerant. That symptom doesnt happen to most white people only like 15%. Im just curious and wonder if she has issues with milk maybe its because she's black idk. Just curious.