What excuse do you give your boyfriends?

Met my girlfriend in town, went underwear shopping (for her). She specifically wanted one pair of undies. Just one. Normally it was three pairs and a couple of bras. She kept checking her watch, then suddenly she just wanted to go home and crash on her own (we didn't live together). Fine. People get tired. So I did the decent thing (as a non-driver) and walked her to the tram stop and waited with her until it came.

Texted her an hour or two later to say goodnight and make sure she got home safe. No response. Fair enough. She's in bed so I'll leave her alone rather than wake her up. When we met for lunch next day, if she'd have stuck to the original story of going home, we might still be together (although probably not). She said that she was sorry she didn't respond but that she met a female friend and slept over at hers after having first gone home to change (and mistakenly left her phone at her own place). The devil, however, was in the detail.

The female friend she said she'd stayed over with had texted me a joke which turned into a text conversation which turned into a difficult phone conversation about her boyfriend and what I thought of him. This conversation happened at exactly the same time my girlfriend should have been with her and my girlfriend patently wasn't with her because the friend was complaining that I was taking too much of my girlfriend's time and that she never saw her any more. Which was kind of odd, because - to my mind - she'd seen her three times in the past week.

So I'm having lunch with my girlfriend the next day and she tells me a story that can't be true because her friend and I were talking at the exact same time her story was supposed to be happening. Then I remember the tram. It doesn't go very near her house, only the house of a man she's been flirting with on Facebook. Then I remember the underwear. Why would you need one single pair of undies? Fresh pair for the next day, perhaps.

Point of the story: men aren't heartless monsters, and sitting with my girlfriend, knowing for the first time that she was sleeping with other people was heartbreaking. I'd met the woman I loved just to buy her lunch and here I was across from someone who had used me the previous evening to fill the time until her appointment with some other cock was due.

Either lie better, or don't cheat. Same goes for both genders.

People are pigs. That's my excuse. Then I oink in pleasure with another pig. Yup. Except I never have to use it cause pigs don't have phones.

I've never cheated.

I cheated once. It was with a guy that was a huge jackass but I was afraid to dump him because he had mental problems and every time I came anywhere near the notion, he would get violent so I thought I'd get around that by letting him down easy.

In the mean time, I had a friend who was becoming more then a friend and... you know. I was in high school and fucking retarded and I provoked him to dump me. He did, it was refreshing. He suspected multiple times that I was cheating when his friend told him and his friend had been told by a girl who had a reputation for being odd and I used that to my advantage. He didn't have a cell phone at the time, he had broken it in an angry rage.

Not saying that I would do it again, but if I were to, I would say that I was busy and the phone was on silent and that is highly probable.

I've cheated but not on my actual bf. He's too good for thaat

You should try NOT lying to ur bf. Or drop him and find a guy that will accept you for who you really are; a slut. This double standard girls suffer under... Lol I can shower off sweat and sex left overs, as a man, but YYYOU!...

You are a shit.
Same goes for others who cheat.

I would probably blame the other guy for being so sexy. (I wrote a song about this once. It was called "Alibi")