What fictional creature would improve the world most if it existed?

If dragons existed, people could use their fire to heat food and use their flying ability to go to the store.

What do you think? What fictional creature would improve the world most if it existed?

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  • rocketdave

    An honest politician!

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    • Best answer here!

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    • Bluishorange

      Good call.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Tommy the cat

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    • dirtybirdy

      Would you sail the sea of cheese with me?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Most definitely, yes!

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      • Tommythecaty

        When the going gets tough
        And the stomach acids flow
        The cold wind of conformity
        Is nipping at your nose
        When some trendy new atrocity
        Has brought you to your knees
        Birdy and me we'll sail the
        Seas of Cheese

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    • But you already exist!

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      • Tommythecaty

        No I’m actually a people

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      • YE

        No it's Tommythecaty in existence.

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  • Wari0

    the Lorax?

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    • Bluishorange

      Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
      Nothing is going to get better. It's not.

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    • Why the Lorax?

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      • asdfssadlmfsalkfasdf

        coz he plants more trees

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        • LloydAsher

          You know who plants the most trees on earth? Loggers... well not loggers but the company that loggers work for. Since trees are in a certain abundance these companies contiously plant trees to keep themselves employed in the future. Most plant more trees than they cut down per quarter.

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  • GeekyGold

    If nymphs existed maybe it’ll help the planet be more green. Nymphs are supposed to be bind to certain areas of nature and apparently if you destroy it they die. So if nymphs existed maybe people wouldn’t destroy places forests to build things like malls and there will probably be a thing like Nymph rights.

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    • Do nymphs kill?

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      • LloydAsher

        Yeah they do that when you stray into their lands. So they would inevitably be cut down by numerous governments that want to use the land that nymphs use.

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  • Tingles18

    The Easter Bunny.

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  • chuy

    Nessy

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  • libertybell

    Leprechauns! They are so cute! There's not much they can do for mankind, but they would raise peoples spirits.

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  • LloydAsher

    Dwarfs would be cool. Too bad the closest thing we had to dwarfs were wiped out by modern humans a few thousand years before writing was invented.

    I mean just think how much more metal we could extract from the ground if there were entire nations dedicated to expanding and living underground. That being said we could trade agrarian goods for oil and metal resources.

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  • QueenBeau

    Naruto

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  • RoseIsabella

    I think life would be better if I had a triceratops as my steed to ride around town, but alas triceratops were real flesh, and blood dinosaurs so I have hopelessly failed to answer your query.

    Okay, damnit, I have thought, and done a Google search to shake the dust off my brain in hopes of jogging my memory. I have now emerged with the recollection of those dark days of my middle school years, and my obsession with faeries. I was obsessed with faeries in my junior high school days, and was truly obsessed with this one awesome book on faeries. I will attempt to procure a link for the sake of your perusal.

    The book was called Faeries by Alan Lee and Brian Froud!

    https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1223151700l/887201.jpg

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  • Somenormie

    Imps.

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    • What about imps that happen to be pimps?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        impin aint easy

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      • Somenormie

        I'd be cool with that as long they are not simps.

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        • Koridas

          Let's put them on a blimp

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          • Somenormie

            Make em walk with a limp.

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          • Wryladradofft

            Piloted by gimps

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  • Boojum

    Pegasus.

    It would be hilarious to have them flying around randomly dropping horse shit bombs.

    I'm sure there'd also be loads of funny YouTube videos of crotchety farmers chasing them around their fields and shouting, "Get off my pasture, you bastards!"

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    • Those farmers would never catch them...

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  • Bluishorange

    A dragon could potentially be useful but I don't think a dragon could be domesticated.

    I want Santa's elves to be real. Slave labor without the guilt.

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    • If Santa's elves were made real, he'd probably be real too. Dang I'd have to completely alter my behavior in order to get free stuff. I doubt he'd even deliver gifts to adults anyway. 😂

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      • Bluishorange

        Then you have kids and make them ask for that new game console.

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  • Wryladradofft

    The stronsay beast, st augustine monster, trunko or any other "unidentified new species" carcass that ever washed ashore and then disappointed everybody by actually being a huge mass of decomposing whale fat or something. That shit's such a buzz kill to me

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    • If any of those beasts were real, cruise vacations would no longer exist. Then again, humanity would probably somehow adapt to monsters in the sea.

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