What have you got?

I myself have leather boots and suede. Howsabout you?

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I'll tell ya 10
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  • Shrunk

    Glitter, and velour

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    • That's lovely. I like you a lot! :D

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  • dirtybirdy

    Lovin is what i got. I said remember that.

    And also, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Diddaly dee.

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    • Pika-girl

      Yaaaaaay! :D

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    • Shackleford96

      Sublime, right? :)

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      • dirtybirdy

        You're darn tootin!

        But sometimes I got two turntables and a microphone.

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        • Shackleford96

          I want to say rage against the machine on that one? I'll have to Google it though.

          Well crap. I was wrong... THE SHAME!

          Where It's At by Beck.

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          • dirtybirdy

            Aww, its ok young one. I have been raging against the machine a lot lately though. No shelter is one of my favorites. The live version from the grand olympic auditorium. Yaaa. And Testify. And Guerrilla radio. And War within a breath. And and Know your enemy. Ok i'll stop now.

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            • RainbowDischarge

              Fck yeah

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        • shuggy-chan

          Where's that?

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          • dirtybirdy

            Where its at is where that is. If it isn't hers, I think its his.

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      • RainbowDischarge

        Duh!

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        • Shackleford96

          Lol, duh yourself :P

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  • Holzman_67

    hoodie and sneakers

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    • If you were a girl you'd be an IIN-dream-cum-true! ;)

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  • howaminotmyself

    A full belly.

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    • EccentricWeird

      GAWWWWWWWW

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      • howaminotmyself

        What? I had just eaten a lot of food and felt very full.

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        • EccentricWeird

          gawwww....

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    coal. fuck tons of coal. more than yall could imagine

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  • quai

    More glass than you could ever imagine. All of it empty.

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  • Unimportant

    I got you, babe.

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  • Aliceee93

    211 lovely milky cows ;)

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  • Asstastics

    Bright red man thong and sandals from Walmart.

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  • Shackleford96

    I've got some khakis and a worn out v-neck shirt that I don't wear in public.

    I'll soon be putting on my work uniform, jeans, and dirty hiking shoes.

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  • Mytwin295

    Boots and cats

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  • RoseIsabella

    I've got...to poop, but I'm constipated and it's giving me a headache.

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  • deepthought33

    Tank top and a ponytail. I just woke up...though today not much will change in that department no matter the time of day.

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  • handsignals

    Woman...in my basement

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  • Helter-Skelter

    I've got bodies in the trunk of my car

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  • iEatZombies_

    A red scrunchie and a nightgown.
    And a black that will not make up her mind as to which position she might lie in.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Hair that is no longer dyed purple, a baggy black and white animal print t shirt, white socks, red capri pants, and grey and purple sneakers.

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    • What color is the unpurple hair then?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I dyed it back to what my natural color was: dark brown. I've been doing it purple on and off since 2008 and I've sort of grown tired of it.

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        • I've had it baby blue, darker blue and green (peacock-ish, really) and did brown on top too. But it's getting lighter and lighter....

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Sounds like a pretty color combo.

            Over the years, I've done green, bright red, bright pink, orange, midnight blue, and different shades of purple.

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            • Whole head of hairs?!

              Mine was just a strand (although big) at the back. Well, at least the recent one I just described.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Nothing.

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    • Like Whitney Houston!

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  • CountessDouche

    Tennies with holes and a 40 of king cobra...I like to keep it classy.

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    • Damn! I have NO IDEA what you've got... :(

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      • CountessDouche

        Worn out tennis shoes and cheap beer. Lol

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        • Awwww...I gots fancy expensive beer (probly makes us drunk just the same. Apparently I like to waste the dough...) I'd gladly share with you, tho... or drink your king cobra :)

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          • CountessDouche

            *roots around in your fridge

            What do we have here? IPA, seasonal winter brew, pumpkin ale?

            *drinks up all your expensive beer, samples your foodstuffs, removes pants, vomits on couch, does the walk of shame.

            Just write down your number, OP! I'll call you next weekend...I PROMISE.

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            • Aw, shit! Don't vomit there! It's so close to the bathroom!

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  • thegypsysailor

    Dubarry Ultima Sailing Boots and Vuarnet shades.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      vuarnet?

      whatre yall a rich blond yuppy bad guy in an 80s movie?

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      • thegypsysailor

        55 years of being on the water and I still don't have cataracts or need glasses. Looking cool and flash ain't got a fucking thing to do with the sunglasses I wear! I shall continue to buy the best eye protection money can buy. Wouldn't you?

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          settle down there biff

          you dont wanna spill your wine cooler all over the beemer

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    • Fancy! If only I knew what those boots were. I shall google them.

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  • Pika-girl

    Right now?

    Glasses and a Pikachu beanie.

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    • You're, like, kidding you're wearing a Pikachu beanie, right?

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      • Pika-girl

        No, now I'm wearing my Rigby beanie.

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      • Shackleford96

        No, trust me, she's not.

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  • anti-hero

    Sunglasses and a flat cap.

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    • What's a flat cap?

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      • anti-hero

        Cabbie hat, golf hat, paddy cap, newsy hat etc.

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        • Like, gay stuff and all.... :P

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