What, if any weapons do you regularly carry?

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If you carry a folding pocket knife it's probably primarily a tool. If you carry a big Bowie knife in your boot it's probably not much help around the garage, that's just a weapon. Exceptions for fishermen, jungle landscapers or similar occupations.

And yes, I know most people don't carry their attack dogs either.

Gun 6
Knife (as a weapon) 8
Knife (as a tool) 5
Mace/Pepper Spray 6
Taser 1
Club/Bludgeon/Baton 0
Attack Dog 0
Concrete Dildo 13
None 30
Other (Comment) 6
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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Dil-Chucks. They are like nunchucks but made out of two dildos connected by a long tampon string.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I guess that comes in handy for ninja-lesbian attacks?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Handy, Dicky, what's the diff?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    As far as I know no one's trying to kill me nor am I in a warzone, therefore I carry no weapons.

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  • PapzBSlim
    11 years ago

    Brains and fists. Beat them with intelligence or beat them tactically with intelligence. I am not big on fighting but I can hold my own. Best weapon in my opinion is to compromise or get out of the situation where you need to be armed with a weapon.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    I fish (!!) and I also have a machete that lives on my porch! No one would notice it, but I know it's there. I'm an outdoors-lady!!

    I have some secret magnetized gun holders around the house. And the traditional few under the bed and sofa.

    I have at least one rifle in my vehicle at all times, usually more.

    I don't carry handguns on my person due mostly to the state I live in, but necessity says I don't need to bother. I live in a nice place, and it's perfectly legal to walk/drive around with a rifle unconcealed so who cares? I'm not going through a mountain of paperwork and minimum 6 months of investigation into my life just to carry a handgun here. I've flown under the radar long enough to want to STAY there.

    I'm more concerned about bringing weapons with me when I venture out into the woods than into town, honestly. I LOVE rabbit. And who doesn't like to blow away a woodchuck? Nuisance.

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  • answerme
    8 years ago

    At all times I carry a 60 pound attack dog German shepard

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I carry a can of dyed pepper spray in my purse with me, I have a screwdriver by the bed, a knife in my closet (in case I must run in there to hide...yeaaaah), a golf club by the door, and then there is my dad's gun closet. Ya never know man.

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  • hairyfairy
    10 years ago

    Pepper spray is illegal in my country, so what Iv`e done is get a plastic lemon, & fill it with tabasco pepper sauce, so if someone tries to mug me, I can spray them in the eyes with it.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I hear wasp spray will majorly screw someone up...perhaps buy a can and keep it by your door? Just a thought.

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  • The_Devil
    11 years ago

    I just set people on fire.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      That's what I call packing heat!!!

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  • capcrunch6
    11 years ago

    I own many firearms, but I personally carry a glock 17 (I have a concealed carry permit), a leatherman knife (as a tool) and my wife keeps a taser C2 model in both cars.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break your bones.

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  • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
    11 years ago

    I always have to carry. The Queen could be in danger and I can't just run to Q and ask for a pistol.

    Signed,
    Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Ummm....I kind of had you pegged for a suit of armor and a sword. Maybe a couple of coconut halves for transportation. So you're saying you're more of a 007 than a knight who says "NEE"?

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      • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
        11 years ago

        I am a modern day Knight, like Elton John. I am not a medieval knight with a cocunut horse.

        Signed,
        Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          I must say that if I saw Elton John coming at me with a (I'm assuming) Walther, I might not be able to hold it together. My fits of laughter would make me quick to apprehend, so that ends up in the Knight's win column.

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          • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
            11 years ago

            Unfortunately Elton John doesn't carry. He may be a knight, but not all knights have to protect Great Britain and the queen.

            Signed,
            Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              I think it to be quite fortunate and relieving to know that Sir Elton does not pack heat.

              And you are correct, he does not protect the queen. Imagine sending one queen to protect another...

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  • KingOfNowhere
    11 years ago

    Two small screwdrivers I can hold with a clenched fist so they stick out (kinda like Wolverine)

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    The only weapon I carry is a pithy putdown. I am so going to get my head kicked in.

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      I think you'll find that you carry a pithy putdown and YOUR FISTS.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        I'm scarily powerful in terms of upper body strength so I'd be too scared to ever use my fists. The one time I did raise a hand, the other person cowered and I felt horrible.

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        • VioletTrees
          11 years ago

          Aw. D: I'm always scared that I won't be able to bring myself to punch hard enough if I need to. I tend to pull punches.

          It's good that you're cautious, though.

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            I do have to be. I was mugged at knife-point and when I told people, quite a few were amazed that someone would tackle me, even with a knife.

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  • An0nym0us9001
    11 years ago

    I always carry my FN Five seveN when I'm walking anywhere.
    5.7x28mm handgun.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'd never heard of that gun so I looked it up. It looks like a really accurate shooter and very light to carry. It also looks extravagantly expensive to buy and shoot with that weird wildcat caliber.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I am a falcon.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      What a coincidence. I'm a Crown Vic.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Pff Haha... -_- you gotta lotta junk in yo trunk I bet

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Hey...I'm rockin' a live rear end and a FULL size spare tire!

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            Oh you sexy beast you

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