What is a football

It's a skinnier rugby ball. A lot easier to throw than a ridiculously named, soccer ball.

what is an idiot?

It's the term used when someone kick your balls.

You're trying to start an argument between people from different countries, aren't you?

It's a sport that involves a ball that looks like Stewie Griffin's head.

It’s an object, usually spherical or ellipsoidal, that can either be kicked with ones foot or grabbed with ones hands. This object can projectile with enough force to cause severe brain damage, causing one to make stupid posts, just like this one you made.

Troll

It's a ball that looks like a foot!!!

No, it's a ball filled with air, made from synthetic leather and rubber and you either kick it into a rectangular structure called a goal and score a goal, while the opposing team try to take the ball away from you (In Europe). Or throw it between some posts and score a goal, while avoiding being tackled by the opposing team.

IDK...is it a ball...is it a game...or is it a foot?...lots to think about...😆

It's the ball that you use to play the sport 'football'.

Its a sport that people play with a ball.

Are you really that daft?