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What are the similarities and differences between Edward Cullen and Edward Snowden? Is it normal to wonder about this?

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  • Jweezee

    I don't know. What's the difference between Edward scissor hands and Edward Jenkins the masturbation abstinence advocate?

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    • VirgilManly

      If I had scissor hands I'd be abstaining from masturbation too.

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    • seekelp

      What if his junk was a pair of scissors also?

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      • dirtybirdy

        That puts a whole new spin on scissoring..

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      • Jweezee

        Edward scissor dick. Hahaha

        Then I guess all sex would be like period sex.

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        • Terence_the_viking

          It would be a blood battle.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Edward Snowden is considered to be a hero by many and he is so cute.

    Edward Cullen is no hero. He and his kind bring shame to real vampires, who are seen as evil in the series. He sparkles. Real vampires don't sparkle. He's also a stalker but, Bella Swan thinks that it's cute and perfectly acceptable because, she thinks he's hot. Edward Cullen left Bella Swan for FKA Twigs.

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  • anti-hero

    Who is Edward Cullen? Another leaker?

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

    I think it's normal to have a lot of random thoughts. I don't think it's normal to voice them. Although not particularly bad, I do believe it is wise and conducive to an efficient mind to dismiss such thoughts.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Is it normal to wonder if you are out of your fucking mind?

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  • Arm0se

    One is a guy who's cool because he's a poser who's payed to act cool, the other is cool because he has to live in a Russian airport and never go anywhere that's allied with the U.S. for the rest of his life.

    Wait, did I say cool? I meant really really dumb. They are so dumb, they are really dumb, for real.

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  • Aliceee93

    Whats the difference between me and alice in wonderland???

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  • flightlesskiwi

    One wears glasses, the other one doesn't. One is real, the other fictional. One is not a stalker but the other one is. One is a human, the other one is a vampire. One ages, the other one doesn't. I'm sure there are countless other differences.

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    • What about similarities? Other then the first names.

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      • green_boogers

        Here is a clue. The NSA is a cyber vampire. Hmmmmm.

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      • flightlesskiwi

        Their hair and eye colours are somewhat similar.

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