What is the dumbest or most random thing you have ever googled?

Mid-conversation:

"What do you call cat fingers"

The answer is...

Toes

They're called toes

What do I regret searching online? Two girls one cup

i google google a lot

Is everyone on this site insane??

I one googled if it was normal to not be normal...

Blue waffle

A friend and I were trying to draw whatever character would pop into each others’ heads and she suggested ‘Granny Norma’ from the Lorax. I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about so she told me to google it (it might’ve been intentional, even though she denies it).
The character is actually ‘GraMMy Norma’.
Don’t search granny norma
It’s old lady porn
The worst part is, I was on google images, wanting to see what the character looked like...
So that’s my regret.

Cartel mutilation

Hot links....not what I expected lol.

Why does nothing good come to me at times when I'm asked? Well, I've Googled myself, and thankfully my real identity seems to have almost no presence on the internet.

I once Googled 'Do cats know they're cute?'

Google doesn't have answers for most of my questions. "Is pingu a timelord?" Nothing.

"What would an elephant society look like?" Unfortunately I couldn't find anything on it.

One man, one jar.

“Is it illegal to live in your car”. I don’t have a car.

Most random thing or most fucked up thibg? I cant remember what was random. Probably snuff rape films is the most fucked up thing I googled. Thats back when they were accessible online easy

I have searched my share :

Is sex on a period fun?

Can butt plugs make you incontinent?

What is the best way to go down on a woman?

Why do men like titties so much?

How does a very large diet effect physical properties of semen?

What if the Earth stopped spinning

One man one jar. It made me cringe a little but that's about it

Reddit 50/50 guy shoves glass bottle up ass... shatters. Or seapuppies playin with a ball. It wasn't the sea puppies 😱

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws&list=PLuKg-Whduhklge1dMCGsemN1Qr_ODqjtZ

I look up a lot of weird ships to see if anyone has thought of them (Last one was Jim x Andy from the office), look up if strangely cute characters have fangirls (other than me), or if characters are theorized to have mental illnesses.
I also frequently look up "why is [some animal] so cute", just to see if anyone else has wondered that too (even search about them in other languages).
and last time i was super drunk i kept trying to look up "can you call in blind to work" and was wondered why nothing came up, although that mightve been a dream.

Paly wah Fay, something I say when I'm really drunk

I know there have been times where I'll be discussing a topic with someone and i'll need the spelling of an uncomfortable word or want to find the word for a certain weird behavior and then i feel weird googling that word or behaviors to find the word because i feel like google thinks that I want to see those things when in fact i just want the spelling and or to find the word.

For instance, even right now I forget the word for it but the word pedophile really only covers people with an attraction to prepubescent children, there is another word for someone who is attracted to lets say 13-17 year olds i think it starts with an H, as you can see if you're in a discussion and for whatever reason you want to use this word perhaps to call someone out, googling things to try to find the word feels really fucking weird lmao.

'small onion that's not an onion'

'forbad'

'how to read plainchant'

'bisexual chairs'

Leekspin.com

I recall there was also meatspin dot com. That one was of a gif of a dick spinning in an endless loop. I'm pretty sure that site is defunct now.