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Honest answers, please. Drunken or sober!
I couldn't think of any really odd places to urinate so feel free to add a comment of where you have done it! If you can, name the situation too!
| Bottle | 155 | |
| Other (Add a comment) | 147 | |
| On someone else | 210 | |
| Outside | 236 | |
| Swimming Pool | 133 | |
| Any household drain | 190 |
All of the above. Well, not really a bottle, because I'm a girl, but I used to piss in this small glass decorative vase thingy all the time. So, close enough.
I've pissed my pants several times as an adult. A few times it was due to a siezure, though.
I was wasted and pissed in my cat's litter box, sat on my dining chair and pissed, pissed in (or on rather) a plastic bag, and thought my curtains were the bathroom door and pissed behind them. <-----I was drunk for everything in this paragraph.
Trash can at my old place of employment, that happened several times.
Pissed in a pot that I found outside this person's trailer.
All over my parent's barn hundreds of times.
Ant hills, a lot.
I'm sure there's more....
All that said, the 2 most disgusting places I've ever pissed were 1) men's bathroom and 2) Port-A-Potty.
And I pooped in a pool at a pool party when I was 12 or 13.
Wow, I have problems.
Down some slide in a playground.
It was at nighttime so no children were present.
Guessing this is your story. So c'mon... we've all told you. Time for you to tell us. :P
Well I've only peed outside. I've almost always had a toilet close by when needing to pee. My story is rather boring. I'm sure after this poll, I will embrace my outdoor toilet, need be.
I went up to a friends house with $70 of alcohol I had purchased for the weekend. My little present to my 3 friends. We couldn't drink at the friends house that we were staying over because his sister was home so we went to this little wooded patch 5min away. We broke out the alcohol and within 15min I had consumed more than my share of Jager bombs, Captain Morgan, and Jack Daniels.
I don't remember anything after that but apparently I wandered off for 10-15min to urinate in the woods and my friends were worried about me but of course they were drunk and didn't do anything. I could have sworn I pissed myself that night but when I woke up in the woods, there was no sign of soiled pants.
Highlight of that night, while basically being dragged back to our friends house, I looked over at my best friend carrying me and said, "James! Why is the rum gone!?" I fell down to the street laughing. I felt bad because he had to pick me back up. But it was worth it dammit!!
Ive got a weird thing that when im wasted i piss in sinks, even if theres a toilet next to it.
At a nude beach. I went down to the water and turned sideways so everyone could watch
Sometimes into a bottle. That's arousing me! :P
And mostly in the shower. Why should I waste an extra load of water, when I stand next to the drain?:D:D
The only "weird" place was outside in the middle of the night while camping, but it doesn't sound that weird... I prefer toilet though because it just feels weird anywhere else. That's just me :/
In the snow, next to a bus, at the North Korean border crossing. Hehe, I pissed on North Korea.
And a friend of mine always pees in automatic dishwashers when she's drunk.
Where abouts were you? Because you couldn't have pissed at the DMZ. The Chinese border is possible but there's a massive wall and fence regularly patrolled by military. You could have pissed in the Tumen River but that would be partially pissing on Russia... Hmm...
Oh also my friend (whilst drunk) pissed in the detergent drawer of a coin-op Launderette washing machine once. I'll never let him forget it :D
No, it wasn't the DMZ. That probably would have gotten me thrown in jail. I went to a coastal city not far from Russia, on the Chinese border. We had to cross the Tumen (don't remember exact city) to leave and we were in a line of about a hundred or so other vehicles waiting to cross the river/border. I imagine my pee did trickle down into the water and reach Russia first. But I did not pee in the river...it was frozen. Actually, everything was covered in ice. Even the few pit toilets that could be found were frozen solid. Open air peeing is more desirable than an enclosure filled with frozen human waste.
i think the 2 weirdest places i've taken a leak are in a forest and at the beach, in the sand, both of these times below the age of 10.
one time i was asleep downstairs and i had held it in for so long when i tried to get to the toilet i didnt make it and pissed myself in the kitchen, i was mortified and blamed it on the dog.
when i was younger i used to piss in a jug and tip it in the sink when i was in the bath because i didn't want to run to the toilet (my toilet is in another room to my bathroom)
i've peed on my aunts armchair after holding it in for a good 2 hours(i have a weird phobia of using other peoples toilets - but its no longer so bad that i cant use them at all, just cant shit in them) on my mums sofa when i was doing the nappy-toilet transition.. in my bed at 13 years old after dreaming that i was peeing.
so not that weird, just cringe worthy, but apart from the dream pee i was under 10 years old in my defense :P
In the sink, on the subway, in a rosebush (from the inside, which was pretty unpleasant because of the thorns), in the back of a car.....
When im drunk i'll pee anywhere. I actually prefer urinating in random places over toilets when I drink. Not sure why.
I still write my name in pee whenever the mood strikes me. Usually on a wooden fence or in the snow. I personally haven't done it in any extremely odd places yet. I have seen someone pee on someone else during a fight @ a party though.
I had to Pee BAD, While on top of Long's Peak in Colorado, While on a climb to the summit with my mother in law and my wife.
To boot I am extremely well endowed and she already knew it because ironically my wife told her!
SO she joked about peeing on the summit ALL together and offered to let me see her as she had to go bad too!
So we just looked at each other and smiled and I let it loose and she joined me and pee'd also and my wife dropped shorts and held her panties and we stared and showed off for each other...
It was the first time I seen her mom's privates on full display and my wife and I got lots of questions about how do I ever fit inside of her? and the like on the way down.
After this we started a tradition of peeing on the summits together if weather allowed.
Grant Eaton
Peed in all kinds of places, but my favorite happened before a rave. We were pregaming in the parking lot so we didn't have to get many drinks while we were in there. 4 people, 1 bottle of 1800. Did a decent number on that bitch. Line for rave is long as hell, in the car waiting for it to go down cause it's cold as fuck and a lingere themed rave.
Had to shit so badly and couldn't possibly wait out the line, so I snagged some napkins and totally went behind the dumpster in the parking lot, hobo style. I hope I never have to do anything like that again.
In the shower and outside...
I was tempted to go in the sink when an idiot was taking forever in the bathroom
Inside of a girl when I was banging her. She was a bit of hood rat so there wasnt really any respect there plus I was busting. For real, felt damn good.
In a boat, at the local surf club under the cover of darkness many times when drunk. Other places include, a mailbox, under a bridge, my mother's bathtub, a girl I hate's fence, her verandah and deckchairs, in a playground, on the Sydney Operah house, on a ferry, off a train, under a waterfall.. Many places. I'm notorious for having to pee everytime we go out and have a public toilet phobia...
Oh and I peed myself on my cousin's bike when I was nine.
The weirdest place I've ever pissed was into my own mouth! I did this on a crowded public street, actually I got arrested cause a police officer happened by. Don't worry, I only got a ticket.
I onced peed on my chair in high school I realy really tried to hold it but could not all of it *blush* I dont think anyone finded out cuz I put my sweater on my butt and went somewhere no one would be that I knew at least...I was super concious of every little thing!
In the man's urinal in a gay bar... I was very drunk LOL. And on top of a table in the middle of a park.
I got blackout drunk in Vegas, passed out and ended up pissing in the middle of the hotel room on the floor. I completely thought I was in the bathroom. Haha rookie drinkers do funny stuff
I'm not into golden showers! gross but...
When I was in kindergarten we watched a movie called problem child where the kids call him a name "your a ______" or something like that and then he says "_____ this" and he puts out there camp fire by peeing on it. So when we went to recess some kid called me a moron so I said oh yeah "Moron this" and I whipped it out and pee'd all over him including in his mouth a little and then I punched him and threw him down a hill and he rolled all the way down.... lol not really weird since I was in kindergarten but I've pee'd in all kinds of weird places drunk.
My friends basement sink..........my own basement sink, (nobody uses these sinks barley btw) but also a bathroom sink at a random house because i was drunk as crap and I didn't feel like touching the toilet seat to lift it up cuz it looked gross and i was too lazy to wash my hands after words.
My landlord evicted us so i urinated all up and down the carpated hallways of the apartment buliding and stairs.....not apt itself random places around the building hoping somebody would not come around the corner.
I've pee'd wide open on higways walking home drunk as crap cuz there was nothing to hide behind, just wait for the less amount of cars as possible.
I know this one kid who pee's on my friends mom. He was wasted and she was on the computer and we were all sitting in his house and he just walked over to her almost fell whipped it right out in front of her and starting peeing all over her and the computer while i laughed uncontrolably and she was very angry and so was my friend.
think the weirdest place i have pissed was on a fountin in the middle of town me and the m8s were all verry hammerd on new years night went up for the annual fire works, and on my way backk through townn i really need to piss and i new for a factt there was a camera that surveyd the whole area so i climbd up the ledge of this fountin and started pissing godd it fealt so good :) then i fell inn.... needless to say i was drunk so i got back out laughing and continued the drunken trek home here is a picture of the fountin and park where it happned :) enjoy
http://www.napier.govt.nz/index.php?pid=399
Outside during a hurricane. Me and my ex lived in little studio. His brother and gf came to our house for the storm becuase we had supplies and stuff. The girl was in the bathroom taking a lonng time So I went outside and peed while the winds were who many miles an hour
In th shower(not so wierd I guess), outside camping(yeah, normal, I know), and I've actually pissed on a playground when I was 12 or so...
ah, I've pissed in the middle of town behind a bush. kind of scary, it was in the middle of the day, and a lot of people and cars drove by. at the same time there was a guy talking in the phone at a telephoneboot just behind the bush...
in a ally inside a bottle with my friend. when we were done he threw his bottle at my direction and hit my head warm pee all over me I haven't been the same since.
on a jelly fish stink on my mate's leg :L
had a peeing contest whilst drunk
from the top of a lamp post
many other weird places too :L
in the kitchen sink
i used to do it when i was 11
to me, it was a better alternative when the sink was empty , because i hated to go to the darker side of the house in which the toilet was, when i was alone
i urinated into a plastic bag while i was shitting in it while in a tent during a storm.
I've peed in an alley before when i was drunk, and also behind cars while someone blocked me haha. Hey, when you're drunk and you gotta go, you gotta go.
the kitchen sink... just dont ask
btw peeing outside isnt really that weird
i peed on my friend at a party 1 time... he was passed out and i was shit faced and i didn't even know what was going on anymore..
Under a bridge. We were drunk, hiking/picnicking, and had to piss. I'm a girl, and I somehow crossed streams with another girl. It was odd.
Lol in a random persons front yard. They had a built in stream with a small bridge ove it and I had to go so bad, I just squatted over the little makeshift mini stream and just let it flow..I feel so bad :( but its hard to hold it in when you've consumed 2 40oz's :( /ashamed and embarrassed
During the summer I always get extremely lazy. Well, I had previously drank 16 ounces of water, and I needed to pee really bad, but my aunt was taking a bath so I couldn't go in the bathroom. The garbage can I keep in my room was outside because it got nasty, so I decided to take the lamp thing off my ceiling fan and pee in it. Not the actual light bulb, but the thing protecting the light bulb. I peed for a solid 3 minutes.
Do you kno that their are horribly stupid people that think 'if you pee in strange places that you must have some sort of disorder' which i totally disagree
i was waiting on slow pokes while they were in the store so i felt like i had to pee the only thing i had to piss in was a coffee cup so i used that then poured it out the window of the car.
another time riding down the highway i opened the door and pissed out the door and it splashed onto the other cars and trucks.
while waiting in the car i've pissed in a cup then slung it on a car.
SOMETIMES I PEE IN THE SINK IDK WHY BUT THERE COULD BE A TOILET RIGHT THERE BUT THE SINK LOOKS MORE UM .. USABLE.. WE SHOULD TRADE ALL TOILERS IN FOR SINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHOS WITH ME!!1
one time i peed in my biology class into the fish tank while no one was around because
1) i hated the teacher
2) the fish are ugly goldfish
3) it was funny
One time I had a drunken fight with a girl and urinated on the sofa in the lobby of her building on my way out.
Haha, I remember when I was about five or six, I was watching cartoons and waiting for my parents to approach home ( I don't know where they were ). I fell sleepy on my bed and I didn't go to the toilet because the hall was dark, so in my sleep I got up and urinated on my room's floor, thinking it is a toilet.
A few times while i was drunk I stood on the hood of someones car and pissed on their windshield, its pretty funny and leaves a salty residue. Also, in "the big lebowski" a china man pisses on the Dude's rug.
Yeah I have heard that it is impossibe to but you can do it. I can vouch for that.
I was sleepwalking and pissed into a little bin made of some metal mesh in my dads office .
I woke up when the floor was flooded and the piss touched my toes .
(IT WAS SO CONFUSING)
I once urinated on a cat, because it kept pissing on my bed and I wanted revenge.
shower
gatorade bottle (rush hour traffic from Chicago-Ohio)
a van
a car door
off a bridge
off a boat
garbage can (I was 4)
a rug (idk why, I was real little)
the beach
the ocean
in a pond
on a spider
in the marsh
on the wall (it's common, don't remember where recently)
snow
writing in pee on snow
an electric fence
from the top of the road into a culver
in a bush
in a pine tree.
in a litter box (was very little)
my friend when I was 5-6 and he was 5 would pee in his grandpa's concrete basement. (neither live here anymore, but when I visit my neighbor who lives there I WILL not go in that corner of the basement.
At Kristin's wedding a guy I knew was pretty wasted and 'watered' the flower pots outside the hotel and soaked the hotel wall.
On a random person's wall, I actually wet myself laughing when I was 14. And I guess the most weird place is on my hands on purpose when I was sober.
lol, very honest of you, Miss Tottykins. In the spirit of confession, I also have to admit that me and my neighbour used to "save up" until we were both bursting and then go at the same time, standing side by side at the toilet, and see what'd happen if we crossed the streams. In truth, nothing much. :/