What is the weirdest thing you’ve heard someone say?
What’s something strange you heard?
I remember some old lady singing ‘mad world’ in the wine aisle of a target. Strange? Maybe.
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Cuntsiclestick
Back when I had a dog named Blackie, someone ran up to her and shouted "nigger dog" at her as some sort of joke. That dude was lucky she was on a leash because she was spooked enough to want to attack him.
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[Old Memory]
Jesus Christ was a white American. - Lady arguing in supermarket in Oklahoma City.
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Alichael
How'd you do it without trickling all over your shoes? Sorry, as you can see by my comments on this page, that I'm ina goofy ass mood today 😜 😝
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Ummitsme
My mom once said about an ex, "She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor." It took me a bit to get it but Mom was right lol.
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Aethylfritha
I heard a relative say children from divorces are cursed...that God hates divorce product kids.
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Alichael
I hate people who label or judge the kids for their parents' divorce, it's not their fucking fault! Don't you agree?
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Aethylfritha
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ThrowawayAccount1
Just... why? They weren’t able to decide which nutsack they wanted to swim around in. They’re children, I’m no Christian, but isn’t Jesus supposed to love ALL kids?
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[Old Memory]
Dang, I've had curse powers this whole time and didn't know. How do I use them?
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Alichael
It's ok to choose not to want to be with a homosexual, but it's not ok to hate them or to give them shit for being gay.
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Aethylfritha
Or to create a church specifically to exclude gays. Gays like most of us dont make out and french kiss while in church, so i hardly see how it matters.
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Dustyair
Can you show me where in my post I said anything about "hating" anyone? I didn't think you could.
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Aethylfritha
Its ok not to like it but keep your opinions quiet if you have any dense of not being a jerk. They are definitely jerks about it.
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ThrowawayAccount1
It’s alright to not support homosexuality, but when you start putting gay people down and hurting them because of your thoughts, or saying that they are sinful, should be euthanized, etc., then you’re just a bad person.
It’s no written law, most people don’t appreciate those who are dicks to them without a reason, therefore it’s looked down upon.Comment Hidden ( show )
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Fetiza000
its ironic how that religions believe God made our bodies the way we are yet some religions dont allow us to be nude? Wtf kind of logic is that??
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Emokate
A graffiti on my locker showed up last week saying, "save the carpet, hang yourself".
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Mehereok1
Had this said to me, by a woman in a bar I stopped in late one night. First opening line, by the way: "So, guys don't want to have sex with me because I have a colostomy bag"...That became her life story, and "My psych has me on meds, but I don't take them"..The topper? "I live with my sister and her husband. I think he touches me at night"..
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Aethylfritha
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Mehereok1
That entire interaction was incredibly strange. I stopped in late, after being with a friend, and just wanted a slice of pizza and a beer. She scooted over 2-3 seats, and, that opening statement. I thought.Why TF me? All I wanted was a stupid pizza slice and draft. And I get "colostomy bag" woman?
Bartender was a friend of mine and saw my pain, yet, every time I looked over at her, intoning "Renee..Get over here and save me", she shook her head no..Was awful from start to finish. I mean, who the hell starts a conversation like that?
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Annaegg
I think the lady singing mad world in the wine section was me from the future tbh
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BleedingPain
I was eating one of my moms beefy chicken burritos for dinner one night and blurted out to the whole table, “How do I do this? Fork it, or finger it?”
Another one I fancy: Big googly-eyed-dick-watticus!
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Babygirl17
A man singing “I’m the creepy man just the creepy man. Do da la da da! I’m the creepy man! Nobody cares that I’m the creepy man!” Creepy!
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Alichael
It's like some of these sickos, they know exactly what the most creepy, innapropriet thing to do is, and they then deliberately do it cause it gives them a hard-on. So it's not like someone who's mentally disabled and doesn't quite understand how creepy they come across, these creeps are smart and they completely understand what they're doing and they just do it to get their hard-on. When I see anyone creepy, I immediately get a soft-on. Never turned on by creeps.
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Ellenna
I'm amazed no-one has quoted the orange trumpet! How about stating that if he'd been at the school shooting he would've run in there by himself? Yeah right ......
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Nickvey
In college this real athletic looking blond girl was such a turn on i asked to be her boyfriend. she said she was sorry but she was from a prominent well to do family in argentina and it was promised she would not get "involved" with any men while in the USA. Then she said her family was the one that Hid Adolf Hitler after world war Two. I shit you not.
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Pumpurrnickel
A hobo told everyone to stay in church after a bunch of people walked past him and ignored him.
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Nickvey
US senator John Carey was called out on one of his votes and he said"sometimes a no vote is really a yes vote" " you just dont know how we work"
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ThrowawayAccount1
“Why couldn’t Old McDonald be a lesbian farmer?”
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Dustyair
What's wrong if someone doesn't like homosexuality? Is there a law written somewhere that says we all have like homosexuality, or else we're somehow bad people?
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Handyman
I young woman saying she had no sexual feelings. I thought her friend must have been gay.
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