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So I broke my left arm on the 8th of this month (spiral fracture of the humerus bone) and that was the worst injury for me. I tried to carry one of my nieces, I fell into my doorframe hard as well as my floor. What about you guys? Please share your stories below.
It's a toss up between flipping over a pew in church and smacking my head on the wooden floor when I was four and burning my hand with mac and cheese when I was ten.
Most painful injury I had was breaking my penis while fucking a chick. I've even broke my arm before( bone out of my skin). Now my duck is bent apparently in a way my duck can rub the g spot for some women
Hmm...either the time I was running in the house and caught my little left toe on the couch, breaking it (my toe, not the couch) at the worst possible angle...or, the time I fell over on my rollerblades, tearing a big hole in my knee AND in my school stockings, and, damaging both of my arms (mildly, thank goodness, they didn't hurt as much as my knee did)...
2 days ago I stepped on a banana shaped shard of glass and sustained a deep puncture bleeding like a stuck pig, bleed out half the surface area of my hardwood floors, fucked my weekend up and here I lay on my back on my back like a bitch.
It's a toss-up between the time I accidentally impaled one of my fingers with an Xacto knife and the time I got a plantar wart on the bottom of my foot. (Though plantar warts are caused by a virus so I don't know if it counts. But holy crap was it ever painful and annoying!)
Last year my sister's elderly pitt bull bit my hand in a confused rage when I tried to separate him and another dog who were starting to fight. His tooth drug from the top center of my palm and and then caught onto the top half of my middle finger. It was gory as fuck. I held my hand in the air screaming as blood spewed everywhere. Worst pain ever (for me)! Worse than labor (with an epidural). When the pain finally subsided I was sure the tip of my finger was dead and would have to be amputated. I couldn't bend my finger for a while and there is still a numb spot. I have a sweet ass scar though, which connects perfectly to my fate line. I often wonder if the scar changed my fate, haha.
I also call it my Boss tattoo (the dog's name) because I really loved that dog and he died a few months after this happened:(
Other than that, I've been pretty lucky about not getting injured. I've had a few cuts, scrapes and knocks on the head, but I never broke anything (although I feel like I should have broken something during childhood as a rite of passage).