What is your actual name?

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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

Sam

Well, Samuel but I hate that, urgh, I'm going to regret this, as soon as I tell people my name is technically Samuel it usually sticks, wish my parents thought to call me Reuben instead

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- ChaoticBunny
  
  8 years ago
  
  Please to meet you, Samuel ;P My names Tania.
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    8 years ago
    
    @_@ ........ nah I prety much asked for that haha hey Tania :)
    
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      8 years ago
      
      Hey :D *hugs*
      
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I see, but I don't want to make it feminine.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Arabic and Hebrew. Though traditionally considered to be a boy's name, some considered it to be unisex, as there are females with this name. The same could be said about my current first name. There's no need to get worked up over the gender.

http://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/salem

http://www.behindthename.com/submit/name/salem - this site list it as being both Masculine and Feminine.

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OtherSide

9 years ago

Lord Voldemort

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  8 years ago
  
  Hello, Voldy ^_^
  
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ArmusWasTheFirstTroll

9 years ago

Edward . . .

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CountessDouche

9 years ago

Meri, with an "er" sound like cherry and not an "ar" sound like Mary, but most Americans can't hear the difference.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  9 years ago
  
  Now I'm gonna picture your man as Pippin.
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    His feet are kinda hairy : )
    
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  - derpyderp
    
    9 years ago
    
    ; )
    
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- CountessDouche
  
  9 years ago
  
  And yes, before anyone else says it, that makes my poop "a meri caca"
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    9 years ago
    
    Haha, to be honest that didn't cross my mind but I'm glad you mentioned it XD
    
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- VirgilManly
  
  9 years ago
  
  Accepted etiquette dictates that the plebeians address you as Countess. I was reminded of this formality by the Duke and Dutchess of Enema late one evening in Bombay while refreshing my glass of gin & quinine as I was accompanying the late Baroness of Cornhole.
  
  Now smile & wave my dear. Smile & wave.
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    Those two can't be trusted. They spend too much time canoodling with celebrity orifices.
    
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    - VirgilManly
      
      9 years ago
      
      It's always so embarrassing to get a canoodle lodged in an orifice and have to be whisked away on a gurney. Thank heavens for the discretion of Indian physicians.
      Should you ever find yourself in such a predicament I would highly recommend a certain Dr. Punjab Gupta.
      
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- dynamohumm
  
  9 years ago
  
  I like it its a good name. :)
  
  OP my name is Ashley (Ash to my friends and family)
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    Thank you :)
    
    When I asked my parents why they named me that, I expected a nice story about a great great grandmother or something, but it turns out they named me after a character on an 80's sitcom starring Michael J. Fox : |
    
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    - dynamohumm
      
      9 years ago
      
      Really? I think it might be Family Ties an old 80's sitcom with Michael J Fox, I think it could have been the character names of one of his 2 sisters.
      
      Total embarrassment for me that I know this. :P
      
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VirgilManly

9 years ago

Mr Manly if you please.

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seekelp

9 years ago

Harry S. Truman.

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reallyalthea

9 years ago

It's Althea !

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Really ?! :)
  
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  - reallyalthea
    
    9 years ago
    
    Haha like when someone says something crazy , and when something don't go my way , and I say something crazy I go Really Althea ! :) lol
    
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

It's Janice. It's not a very good name, but it serves its purpose.

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- shuggy-chan
  
  9 years ago
  
  Jania jania banana, fe fi fo fannia !!!!
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Lmfao! You're such a dork. :)
    
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Rihyae

9 years ago

If I tell I'll have to quit lol.

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BobbyTheBear

9 years ago

Daddy

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Aliceee93

9 years ago

Please don't faint with shock, my name is Alice.

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- Mytwin295
  
  9 years ago
  
  *GASP* what a shocker!
  
  Were you named after Alice from Alice in Wonderland?
  
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  - Aliceee93
    
    9 years ago
    
    Um :3 no but everyone used to call me that!
    I was names after my nana
    
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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

Charles (Chaz) Martin - I like my middle name.

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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

Ian Robert Micheal Sugano Upchurch

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- Cuntsiclestick
  
  9 years ago
  
  I just attempted to say all that five times fast, and failed. What a mouthful. Those are lovely names, btw. :)
  
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tokillanally

9 years ago

Cristian.

I actually like my name. In the past I disliked it because it's affiliated to religion. I stopped caring; the t sounds like cz, like Czech. That phonology gives it some appeal.

I've never gone by Chris. I've grown so used to being called by my name I would feel off-put getting that nickname. Chris sounds appropriate for a teenager, although not for an employee and significant other. That's just my opinion.

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- slings_and_arrows
  
  8 years ago
  
  I really like the name Cristian/Christian. Even though I don't like religion at all I don't associate it with someone who has that name, I just think its a very nice name.
  
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Fall_leaves

9 years ago

tess or tessa

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- shuggy-chan
  
  9 years ago
  
  Tess is a mess, but she is good at chess
  
  and i must confess, but if i was creepy i would obsess
  
  with the fantasy to caress, the Tess, while she sleeps cause i found her address
  
  And peep at her when she is undress, And start to progress, to touch myself with finesse
  
  But i degrees, from the fact that Tess, is a Girl to Impress
  
  Unless, i Guess, This courting goes without success, and she hates me more or less
  
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  - Fall_leaves
    
    9 years ago
    
    Creepy or not, it made me smile.
    
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  - Robotdaydream
    
    9 years ago
    
    *claps*
    
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  - reallyalthea
    
    9 years ago
    
    Good One ! Lol
    
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago

adolph

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ChaoticBunny

8 years ago

I'm Tania.

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anti-hero

8 years ago

Barack

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  8 years ago
  
  Obama
  
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slings_and_arrows

8 years ago

I'm donna. But I doubt anyone will remember.

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[Old Memory]

8 years ago

I bet you can't guess.

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PR1NCE

9 years ago

Nick :)

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Dot123

9 years ago

I'm Cody.

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- Neuria
  
  8 years ago
  
  I thought Chanso was Cody
  
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    8 years ago
    
    Jesus Christ, you got bad memory. Joseph.
    
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      8 years ago
      
      So does that make you Andy?
      
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BeyRose

9 years ago

I'm Mia :)

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smallboobies:(

9 years ago

Jocelyn. I'm not very fond of it...lol

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Riddler

9 years ago

I not sharing that!

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green_boogers

9 years ago

I am forever anonymous.

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Unimportant

9 years ago

If someone can guess my name correctly, I promise to leave IIN forever.

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  9 years ago
  
  rumplestilskin?
  
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  - Unimportant
    
    9 years ago
    
    Close, but no.
    
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- Rihyae
  
  9 years ago
  
  Marien
  
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  - Unimportant
    
    9 years ago
    
    No...
    
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- Ebola69
  
  9 years ago
  
  Tim
  
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  - Unimportant
    
    9 years ago
    
    Nope.
    
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

A secret.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Is it Violet?
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    I'll never tell.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      9 years ago
      
      Matilda?!!?
      
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Incomplet

9 years ago

Lilith.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Spencer. I plan to get my whole name changed. I like my first name but, it doesn't suit me or represent me any longer, if that makes sense. I'm planning on changing my first to "Salem", which can also considered to be a unisex name.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Your birth name is Spencer? Isn't that a masculine name...?
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    9 years ago
    
    Traditionally, it's considered to be a male name. However, in modern times, it's considered to be unisex.
    
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penisprisoner

9 years ago

D-Brickashaw Washington

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penisprisoner

9 years ago

D-Brickashaw Washington

https://www.facebook.com/people/D-Brickashaw-Washington/100008173000741

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