What is your favorite type of poptarts?

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I am eating blue berry ones as I type.

Blueberry 1
Strawberry 1
Cherry 0
Smores 0
Chocolate Chip 4
Other (comment plz) 4
I don't eat Poptarts. 5
Cinammon 2
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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    they taste like the company bought expired flour rancid oil and fruit from some third world shit hole , bought a pop tart factory and started making the worst shit they could make to feed to children that had mothers too fucking lazy to make breakfast and wouldn't know what tasted good because they hadn't had anything to eat that did not come from a factory. i actually spit one out the very first bite.

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  • ihavewindexpoisoning
    5 years ago

    The Spice Girls, Ariana Grande.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    My favorite ones are Strawberry, Chocolate Fudge, Cookies and Cream, S'mores, and Chocolate Chip. I used to stock my pantry with nothing but these delicious, unhealthy, squares from hell. I miss the Marshmallow Cocoa ones, the Sugar Cookie ones, and the Cheese Danish ones. They were so good.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    BROWN SUGAR!

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    5 years ago

    Confetti cupcake. I haven't seen them for a while though.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Twinkies, Cheetos, and PopTarts: the unholy trinity of truly crap, utterly junk American food.

    I have eaten PopTarts a few times, but each time I taste the first one in the box, I think, "Why the hell did I buy this cardboard pastry filled with a smear of fake-tasting filling and topped with molten sugar?"

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