What is your funniest anecdote?

What is your funniest anecdote, or the funniest one you've heard? If you're finding it hard to choose, then just pick any!

I have too many to share. 13
I have no funny anecdotes. 11
Other 3
I haven't got one, but I know of one! 4
I'm not sharing! 6
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  • Don't really feel like sharing for no reason. It's like having someone say, "Hey! Why don't you break-dance out in the middle of a crowd for no reason!"

    Uhhh no thanks.

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  • dappled

    Way too many to share as I've had a pretty funny and eventful life so far. There are a few that need to be told in certain types of company, but the one I could tell anyone (and which always gets a laugh) is a reply to this post:

    http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-make-your-own-halloween-costume-94885/

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  • Sanko

    -Whats red and breaks teeth?
    - ...
    - That's right, a brick. ;D

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