What is your official 'gamer' rank? (find out here)

What was your first video game console? That defines everything. Be honest! It's no shame to not be a real gamer...

Umm... I don't play video games... 8
Nobody (7th Gen; PS3/Xbox 360/Wii) 7
Video Game Player (6th Gen: PS2/Xbox/GC/...) 19
Gamer (5th Gen; PS1/N64/Sega Saturn...) 28
True Gamer (4th Gen: SuperNES/Genesis) 18
Gamer Lord (3rd Gen: NES/Sega Master System) 16
Legendary Gamer (2nd Gen: Atari 2600) 9
A Demigod (1st Gen: Pong consoles, Odyssey) 5
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Comments ( 38 )
  • anti-hero

    I was playing with a hoop and a stick long before any or this shit. I am the gaming god.

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    • howaminotmyself

      I play with fire.

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      • anti-hero

        But don't play with me cuz your playing with fire.

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  • Legion

    i started with a super nintendo, got an atari from a friend after that, and several more systems from there.

    my systems:
    apf tv fun 406 (pong clone)
    atari 2600
    colecovision
    intellivision
    ti-994a computer
    3 nes
    snes
    sega genesis
    game boy color
    psx
    ps1
    4 ps2 (2 broken)
    wii
    mattell football handheld
    bambino football handheld
    coleco baseball handheld
    what can i say? i love video games
    ok, maybe im a little obsessed :)

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  • dirtybirdy

    What about Intellivision? I am true gamer/gamer lord.

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    • You can use Wikipedia to check that, looks like Intellivision is second generation... So congratz, you're a Legendary gamer!

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        Well if you mean when I was little we had a supernitendo but it was technically my dads. If you mean the one I got that was officially only mine it was GameCube.

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      • megadriver

        My gaming rank... Well, it's OVER 9000!!!
        It's a lame joke, but it still does the trick :D

        On a serious note - I have no clue. Don't have much time for games and mostly play single player.

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  • Shackleford96

    I started on a computer.

    Fucking shattered your dreams right there, didn't I.

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    • anti-hero

      Oregon Trail on an Apple II?

      ...You have died of dysentery.

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      • howaminotmyself

        I always drowned.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Well funny that u ended up in Portland anyhow

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      • Shackleford96

        Nah, we never could afford an apple. We had a dell or something I think.

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        • anti-hero

          Dude, you're getting a dell.

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          • Shackleford96

            I am?

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            • anti-hero

              You don't remember the dell guy?

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BsWijdM0W0

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    • Shackleford96

      OP I didn't do a very good job answering your poll...

      My first memories of gaming are on a desktop computer. I remember playing this game called Gubble. I also remember playing this fish game and a few others. My older sister was really big into the Sims. I liked that one alright too.

      My next earliest memory is the Super Nintendo. It was at one of the main court battles between my mom and dad when they got a divorce way back. They told us we couldn't be in the courtroom during the proceedings because we were too young. So they took us into a room where there was a T.V. I was instantly hooked as soon as I stomped my first Goomba. I think I got to the cape level before it was time to go. I later talked my dad into getting the system and that particular game.

      Next would be my childhood best friend's pinball machine that his dad acquired somehow. It was rigged so that you could trick it into thinking you fed it a quarter. MAN was that a fun machine! :)

      My friend also had a Nintendo 64 that we played endless hours of games like Donkey Kong, Starfox, 007, Mario Cart, Mario World, Crash Bandicoot, Zelda, etc.

      My first real system that I owned was probably a Gameboy Color. My brother had the original Gameboy before then, but I never got to play it much. I played a lot of Pokemon on that beloved GBC of mine. My best buddy had Pokemon Yellow, and I had Pokemon blue I think. I later acquired Red and Green as well.

      Somewhere along the line I finally was allowed to have a television in my room. I may have been around 12 or 13. That's when I got a PS2 and a Nintendo 64 eventually.

      I got the PS3 pretty much as soon as it came out. I got a lot of hours out of that machine, and a lot of fun times, but looking back on it now, it was probably a bad investment...

      I now own a PS3 slim. If it craps out on me I'm not getting another one. I'll be done with consoles and go back to PC gaming.

      It has been a dream of mine for several years now to get a decent PC and really get into some old school games by way of Emulation.

      So, in conclusion, I am (according to your poll options) a true gamer. In spirit? A demigod, no doubt :P

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  • TheAnarkyOfLife

    I voted the 5th gen but who on this site was from a time of pong? Or maybe they just wanted to vote that way

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  • J3553

    "What was your first video game console? That defines everything."

    lol, good one...

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  • Geneva5

    I just like rubbing my balls on the train seat.

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  • Maya05

    Your first console doesn't really say what kind of a gamer you are. Someone newer to gaming can be just as passionate about it as someone who has been gaming for 20 years. Is it really far to say jut because someone is younger and was born later in gaming history that they are any less of a gamer then someone who has been around since the beginning purely by luck?

    As for me, I've been playing since the N64 but I know I'm a bigger gamer then others I know who started off with the NES.

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  • handsignals

    I'm a Demigod, sweet!
    1st gen pong
    Atari 2600 (remember break out :)
    Commodore 64
    Counterfeit Nintendo with 100 games built in, from Singapore
    Sega master system
    Sega mega drive
    BF had a super Nintendo for Street Fighter II
    Nintendo 64
    Sega Dreamcast (it actually caught fire)
    Playstaion 1,2,3 waiting for 4 to come out
    Nintendo WiiU biggest mistake of my life it's a worthless piece of shit and Nintendo should refund everyone for it, FUCK YOU Nintendo.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Sega Genesis
    Super Nintendo Entertainment System
    N64
    Gameboy Color
    Playstation
    Gamecube
    Playstation 2
    Nintendo DS
    Xbox360

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  • q25t

    My first was a NES although I did have a "programmable machine" that I made a very basic pong game on a long time ago. I have no idea if that counts.

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  • davesumba

    I loved me some Ninja Turtles on my NES.

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  • myownopinions

    I think I started with an SNES. I remember playing Lemmings on that with my brothers. I also remember that we had a Yoshi's Cookies game, but, sadly, it was broken and we couldn't make it past the title screen.

    Another childhood game console that I had was the Sega Saturn. I would watch my brother play Nights and we would duke it out in Robo Pit.

    Although I don't remember if I had the Genesis, I remember playing some of it's games (like Sonic, Golden Axe, and Flicky) on the computer.

    Then again, we only had these consoles for a few years and I was maybe 6 or so at the time, so I don't know if any of this counts.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    3rd. Nes

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  • disthing

    In chronological order, I had:
    Atari 2600
    Sega Megadrive 2 (called Sega Genesis 2 in the US)
    Playstation
    Playstation 2 and Xbox
    Nintendo DS
    Xbox 360

    So that makes me a legendary gamer by your standards mwahaha :) We also used to play games on the old PC around the same time as we had an Atari 2600 - Felix (not the cat!), Jill of the Jungle, Titus The Fox and Backgammon.

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  • dom180

    Ah, my first console was one of these lovely things http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Nintendo_Gameboy.jpg which was, according to ever reliable Wikipedia, a fourth generation thing. My next was a PS1, so I'm only just fitting in the fourth gen category :P

    Thank God you triggered my sarcasm detector though, or you'd be in for a harsh talking to :P

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  • Shroot

    Cup and ball.

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  • I'm playing Xbox 360 with OP's mom. She doesn't like the controller though, so she uses the joystick from between my legs.

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    • 69

      oh, this is your poll? i wouldn't have figured

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    • Abend_zersetzen_mich

      LMAO(!)

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