What is your religion?

I'm sorry I can't name every religion. Try to generalize yours. Please, thank you, and sorry. I.e. Lutheran = Christian

Hindu 4
Buddhist 11
Taoism 0
Christian 64
Pastafarian/ Flying spaghetti monster 17
Shinto 4
Confused 21
Islam 17
Scientology 4
Other (Add a comment) 29
WTF is religion? 9
Catholic 23
Jewish 6
I'm atheist dumbass 88
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Comments ( 69 )
  • Tarantulust

    I'm a Unitarian Universalist. I support the free and responsible search for truth and meaning. Whatever that may be pertaining to my life. It's helpful for the many people that seem to combine religions.

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    • screwface69er

      Is that a kind of dinosaur?

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  • Agnostic.

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    • I have my doubts about that

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      • Hehe

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    • Juicedrink

      high five

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  • SMILEifyourstupid

    The last I checked, catholiscm went under Christianity. Anyway I'm Christian, half catholic half orthodox. But I do like to take some 'spiritual wisdom' -so to speak- from other religions

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  • I dont believe in god but I dont dismiss that there could be such a being after all I am just another human being so how could I possible know such a thing when I havent even seen outside of my own planet. I look at most religions but wont say they are true and wont say they arent true after all how could I know?

    The fact is no one can know the truth with 100% accuracy so why try to?

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    • BUGABOO-666-

      That is exactly what I tell someone who asks me what religion I am. I think it makes the most sense.

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  • BadaBoom

    I am none of the above. I'm a Zoroastrian.

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    True Religion :D

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  • VikingWolf

    I am Catholic, but I have always found it confusing: why are Catholics separated out from the rest of the Christian religions?

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  • Jewish

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  • Ldizzy1234

    Catholic

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  • Agnostic.

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  • Treynine

    deist

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  • theYaoilover

    Atheism is the rejection of God, so that definately describes me. Even if there was proof that God existed, I would still be an atheist. He or she just doesn't seem to deserve to be worshipped since the world they rule over is so messed up. I know this sounds kinda harsh, but in my personal opinion, God seems like an asshole.

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  • poof!gone122

    umm.... i'm a Christian, but i don't agree with any one denomination. i don't believe in the Bible 100%, so people think i'm agnostic, but i'm not. i just have different beliefs about Christianity.

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    • SMILEifyourstupid

      Same. I personally don't believe in the old testament.

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  • Atheist.

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    • And I don't believe in that...

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  • Tempest-au

    "G'day we're pissed-up testicosticals, I'm Kevin, and this is Sherl, and we've come to introduce you cunts to a whole new fuckin world.."

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  • Big-Bic

    Satanist... but not the type that actually believes in satan, just the type that likes to use it for symbolism or whatever.

    Fuck the police or whatever

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  • pizzabrowniesushi

    bacon eating jew with strong gravitational pull toward the flying spaghetti monster.

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  • donuthell45

    I keep changing. I was spiritual but not religious for the longest time but the older I get the closer I come to becoming an agnostic.By the time I am 90 ( if I live that long) I will probably be an atheist.Or maybe I will surprise everyone and head up my own cult.who can tell.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Christians as a whole are usually just refereed to as Christian. There is many kind of Christianity most of which broke off from Catholosism who are basically saying "We still believe in god but don't agree with the way you worship".

    Which made people disagree with that and so on and so on. So yeah most of it is just more Christians. A Christian is anyone who worships Christ. So in a way Catholic are the original Christians. Though I think telling this to some Christians would bother them. I am not Catholic either.

    Also if you are old enough to walk you should know what religion is. We have too much of it to ignore. It is mentioned in history and many cultures have it. So unless you are an uncivilized savage, living in a cave, on a island, isolated from most of the worlds influences YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT RELIGION IS.

    Not to mentions we have all these anti religion groups. So by saying you don't know what religion is are also saying you don't know any of these groups. If you really don't you must be one of the biggest idiots in the world. Its like ignoring the fact we have skin. Its not really something you can miss.

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  • stealmysocks

    Jedi.

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  • Juicedrink

    agnostic

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  • xxx123

    i am muslim , i dont have any problem with any other religion except who has problem with my religion .

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  • nAt2017

    I'm a Jew, but I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Just as long as they don't try to shove it down other people's throats.

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader

    Zero chose Scientology haha what a surprise.
    Where's Tom Cruise when you need him :(

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  • DiscoDuck

    The Religion of the DUCK!!!

    Quack Quack!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • FinDuMonde

    Kiddles...What is the definition of "christianity"? It is "a religion which professes belief in Jesus Christ." Pretty simple. And guess what? CATHOLICS DO THAT! So guess who is the fool? YOU!!! YES... CATHOLICISM IS INDEED A CHRISTIAN RELIGION! You are an idiot!

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  • Orangepeelx

    Completely Athiest although i do respect others opinions on religion as long as they don't force their beliefs upon me..

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  • FinDuMonde

    @NikNac223....You are an absolute fool! Catholicism is indeed a form of christianity! The defin ition of christianity is that the people who practice it believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ. It may be news to you in your stupidity, but guess what? CATHOLICS BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AS THEIR SAVIOR! So---DUH!--they are therefore christians! Get a clue before you post something stupid like this!

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  • Narutofan

    I have my own unique spirituality and believe in a higher power.

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  • screwface69er

    Wheres Spiritualist?

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    • chuck666

      being spiritual is the same cop out as being agnostic. also, is it supposed to read "im atheist, dumbass" or im an atheist dumbass". lol.

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  • Shinigami_Pwner

    True Religions <3

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  • I'm a Buddhist but no... I'M NOT ASIAN/INDIAN!!!!!

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  • I'm Agnostic but I love Buddha's teachings.

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  • common-leader-of-justice

    Mythologist and Platonist, now I'm convinced God is there. Higher reality is from this other world and the world around us is an imperfect copy, but earth has to be the best because in the 'ideal' world we would be dead and without problems, there'll be no doctors, no heroes and no charity, God is good.

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  • enmi

    Agnostic. Forever on the fence.

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  • icanhascheezburger

    I'm Christian and practice Kabbalah teachings

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    mulitheist mostly intuition and listening to the universe but with judeo-christian underpinnings with bits of wicca,voodoo,and the baha'i faith with elements of quakerism as well i have taken a few tennants of buddhism and confucianism and I also tend to live my life by a few credo that i feel are importand such as "Do or do not there is no try." Primum non nocere and other such feelings.

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  • xxMiss-Curiousxx

    Im Irish baptised Catholic. I prob attend mass once a year and im not strictly religious atall but i still describe myself as Catholic. I do belive in God and i think about him or talk to him in my own time in my own head. I dont need to listen to a priest for 45 mins to feel close to him. I have no problem with anyone going to mass my dad does but its just my choice not to.

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  • oollabballah

    Pantheist, but I was raised/baptized catholic

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  • disthing

    Agnosticism is the most rational perspective in my opinion.

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  • theinsecurekiwi

    Agnostic,but I loved the "I'm an atheist dumbass" choice.

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  • chewy

    im fucking Atheist so shove that in your oven

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  • Kerris

    Agnostic.

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  • kelseyt

    I don't know. Psuedo-muslim? Agnostic? Questioning? Plain CONFUSED?

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  • 4392Moron

    Hello RTT:

    If you have actually asked Christ into your life and have excepted the Second Birth; {Been Born Again}, then you have your one way ticket paid for.

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  • dappled

    I try to take on the good bits from religion but leave the bad. There's a lot I like in Hinduism, Jainism, Buddism, Taoism, and Shinto.

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  • TheBilderbergGroup

    Cathlonic

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  • YeahRightlol

    All the forces within the universe is the concept of god.

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    • howaminotmyself

      This is a good answer.

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  • Faceless

    Fuck religion. Real word relegion. Legion- group of fallen angels or demons. Re legion- to regroup fallen angels or demons. I sherlock holmesed that mutha fuckin word. Fools you all are.

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    • chewy

      couldnt agree more i dont fucking believe in hell or heaven once you die you are dead forever thats why people keep having sex right? to keep the population going or their pleasures i agree such fools

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  • FinDuMonde

    I am a Theistic Satanist...in other words, I believe in Satan as a real being, and I worship Him as my God. This is not a joke! It is a wonderful religion and I urge more people to become a part of it. I have never regretted becoming a Satanist and never will.

    One other thing, the original poster of this must be rather stupid because Catholicism IS a part of Chrsitianity and should not be listed separately. Idiot!

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    • NikNac223

      Being Catholic and Christian are two different things so look things up before you go around calling people idiots.

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      • FinDuMonde

        You are an idiot! Get a clue before you show your stupidity publicly!

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      • Thanks for sticking up for me!:) A lot of people are calling me idiots. I never said in the poll that everything was categorized and some people say that Catholicism is different from Christianity. Once again, thanks!

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        • NikNac223

          Your welcome :P

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    • Kiddles9

      look it up. Catholic is not a part of Christianity! Leanr you facts before you start calling names.

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    • I only separated it because I looked at other religion related posts and saw lots people saying Catholicism should be separate. It's a poll. The minor mistake won't ruin your life.

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        Catholics are separate and them and Christians have always thought of them self as separate. Most Christian religions are basically defying Catholic and saying "We dont like the way you worship but believe in god" and Catholics don't like being called Christian and vise versa. So it is correct to separate it. So you were right in doing this. Though some would agree they are the same as Christian its insults both sides when you try to say they are the same thing.

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      • VikingWolf

        I didn't wish to imply you were an idiot or were wrong for saying it was different. It isn't completely different from Christianity. Catholics are Christians, as they were the first religion to follow the teachings of Christ. That is all I meant to say.

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      • FinDuMonde

        Ok. I'm just a stickler for details. No problem.

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