What is your religion?

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I know there's more religions but there's only room for the most famous ones. If you voted explain why you picked your religion or give proof that you know it's not lies.

Christianty. 42
none or undecided. 85
Satan worship,wicca,sorcery,black magic, 9
Judaism 4
Muslim. 22
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  • I_Hate_My_Life123
    8 years ago

    I'm agnostic.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    I am vehemently Agnostic.

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    • sillygirl77
      8 years ago

      Me2

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    • HarmoniousNaturalGroping
      8 years ago

      I like how both you and Steve use big fancy words to desperately try and come across as smart.

      Mensans, huh? Give me a break, you two are a pair of fucking stooges.

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago

        Dude. Language is a zoo and words are the animals. Why have the same spiders and rats drip out of you mouth when you can get vibrantly colored tropical birds, spooky dinosaurs, and heroic lions and tigers to do the job.

        Would you want to shoot the same cheap hand gun all day, or have a collection of antique rifles, military weapons, and eclectic sidearms at your disposal?

        Go eat your alphabet soup, and think BEYOND your peanut butter jelly sandwich.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          yes lol

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      • Little-GirlRapedAndSodomised
        8 years ago

        Vehement isn't really a big word, comment fisher.

        Mephistopheles...

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        • redberrylemon
          8 years ago

          Not really. Choose a more boring word. Boring words are harder to remember. Such as ascetic, vehement, and expiate.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago

    Hate to be that guy but I feel none and undecided should be separate

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Hate to be that guy but the entire poll is flawed. Wicca and satanism are about as different as cricket and rollerblading. Also, it's limited to the above plus Christian, Muslim and Jew. What about Buddhist, Hindus, and so on? Op didn't even give an option for other. Other would have gotten more votes than Satanism.

      Sorry didn't mean to rant at you instead of op but I got off on a jag.

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  • Cigsznass
    8 years ago

    Atheist here. Happy to live in reality too!

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  • iritating
    8 years ago

    its so stupid that we humans are all tangled up in religion, money and borders that we never think about human evolution!

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25
    8 years ago

    give your account to god now

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  • TrunksHitachi
    8 years ago

    Salafism... (just kidding). My religion is Christianity, I mean Catholic

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  • Tgs_I'm_a_big_douchebag
    8 years ago

    Buddist and flatulancist

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    • yu-gi-ohChampion25
      8 years ago

      ha

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    8 years ago

    i'm the op i already said theres not enough room, and what are the odds we have practicing buddhists here in large numbers?

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Followers of Tzeentch

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    I am a firm believer in the religion of the ancient Assyrians.

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    • skilful_soldier5
      8 years ago

      You are a fucking idiot.

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Zoroastrianism? Or am I remembering that incorrectly?

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      • skilful_soldier5
        8 years ago

        You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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      • KingTermite
        8 years ago

        Sure, let's go with that. Really as long as sacred sex is involved I can get behind the... belief system.

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        • skilful_soldier5
          8 years ago

          You are a fucking idiot.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Neptune is the only true GOD!

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    • skilful_soldier4
      8 years ago

      You bravely sail the seven basements with a blow up doll 42 years your junior.

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