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For some reason, I have never given my penis a name before. I read somewhere that half of the male population has actually a nickname for their penises. I find that strange to say the least. Anyways, do you have any names for your schlongs?
None. My penis is that... my penis.
It's a part of me and I don't need to give it a unique name.
People actually do this? It doesn’t make sense to me to treat your genitals as a separate entity- it is a part of you, so how do you become so detached from it that you need to distinguish it from the rest of your body parts with a personalized nickname? I don’t get it.
I’m no expert in this field but a guy I didn’t like back in school randomly told me that his was called the “Sperm Whale” in PE and proceeded to give a hip thrust whilst pretending to palm himself through his school tracksuit trousers. Maybe you can name your meat stick the same thing and something good can come out of that encounter?