What religion are you?

Catholic 17
Protestant 13
Lutheran 2
Quaker 1
Jewish 3
Buddhist 4
Muslim 16
Hindu 3
Vaisnava 0
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aethiest 53
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  • NotFloydzie

    Ancient Unicorns.

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  • Terranaut

    No Jedi?

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  • dappled

    Whichever has the nicest cake that day.

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  • dinz

    I'm a believer of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Oh hail the great FSM.

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    • o_0

      whats that now ??

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      • alv1592

        You must not watch South Park...that was in the episode where Cartman goes into the future and everybody is atheist.

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        • o_0

          haha hell funny... HOLY CRAP!! THATS ACTUALLY NOT THE CASE... and im for sure not going to watch such a silly thing...

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  • anti-hero

    I am not a religion, I am a human. I belong to an order of liberal quakers.

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  • Dad

    You could have just shortened it to:

    Foolish
    Atheist (note spelling!)

    Um, atheist, because I'm not foolish!

    Hey, by the way, I was in the car today and turned onto the 'Christian' religious radio station. (I was just scanning at the time, but what they were saying bewildered me a tad! So I stopped and listened)

    Anyway, they said: 'Next meeting at the such and such church (forgotten silly church name) at 7pm Tuesday. Topic will be Evolution, is it true? How old is the Earth really? And are rocks/fossils really that old?'

    Say what? (I thought to myself) They are holding a meeting on SCIENCE and the NON qualified pastor is going to talk about (likely) the world is really 6,000 years old???
    Wouldn't you want to get answers (already available online and everywhere) from a scientist on these science matters? Why on Earth would you ask a 'pastor'?? I don't know (!) but I think they may be a bit bias and WRONG.

    Anyway they went on (I know it was ludicrous)
    And some religious woman comes on (insert: no idea why females would ever want to go into a 'man's' religion?) And she starts talking about how not to let others 'condemn' you, as condemnation is not in the Bible (?) Plus its all about 'conviction' (or some rubbish?)
    Seriously, IT WAS FUNNY. I seriously wanted to call up and say, I condemn all Christians to hell.

    Religious people are absolutely utterly foolish. I do worry about the poor young children dragged to these gatherings though.
    You know 'evolution' is NOT my opinion, it is FACT. We don't actually need to ask pastor's about if its right or wrong anymore (actually ever) Even the Pope agrees. Evolution is FACT.
    Women should NOT be in the church (nor men, but they just like controlling I suppose)
    Children should be made a law on keeping them out of church.
    And mixing and matching words of the fiction Bible, is just dumb.

    I tune into religious radio stations to laugh, there is NO learning involved.

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    • o_0

      oh come on you dont know if the pastor waas educated or not... i guess you're not the only one to know about evolution he might have much information to be shared or discussed or do a debate ...!! and yes! INTERNET is not still the only source of information

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      • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

        > Pastor
        > Educated

        LOL

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    • WordWizard

      You are a Imbecile. People go to school and collage in a attempt to be taught things. Not everyone looks for it on the computer and some feel they learn more taught by a mentor, teacher, tutor. So the fact you say it is stupid to go learn something you could have learned on the internet is like asking why people go to collage. From this I can assume you dropped out of high school and never went to collage. So you feel it is ok to call everyone who has dumb. Not to mention that most jobs require a degree. So you also saying getting a degree is unintelligent even if it gets you better work opportunities. You also might not know this but Albert Einstien believed in god so you really are saying are smarter?

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      • Dad

        Um I quote:

        Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs
        > Pastor
        > Educated

        LOL

        The 'pastor' would be the WORST place to go on science matters.
        Seriously any kids reading? Do NOT go to a pastor for guidance. LOL, that would be CRAZY.

        And WordWizard, get better soon ;)

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        • WordWizard

          You know nothing about religion. So you are telling me You think Albert Einstein is a moron? Ok I doubt if he was alive you would have the guts to tell him yourself. Also just because you believe in god does not mean you did not go to school or get a education. What country are you from? Where I come from everyone has to go to school. I guess you are not lucky enough to be able to go to school. In my country you have to go by law. I guess in yours you must have came from a poor family and could not pay for a education. I am so sorry for you.

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          • Dad

            The belief in any religion is moronic.
            The past (and some of the present) people are only just waking up to this.
            Thankfully you weren't born under Islam (where hundreds of millions were) their beliefs are also ridiculous.
            I prefer to tell people the truth.

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  • 7575

    My girlfriend is My Goddess I worship her.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    I'm an Atheist; does that mean I should choose "Other"?

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    • welkinson

      No that means you should choose Aethiest. I forgot it didn't have an e between the a and the i.

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  • o_0

    i am a proud MUSLIM!!!! and thats shocking that i was the second one to vote for it.... atheist go as a majority here!! in this whole site actually and the ones with none !!!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Baptist.

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  • Hussainthemvp

    Muslim
    (if you say me beleifs are backwards and midevilish this is for you )
    THY WHOM HATE SHALT BE HATING

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    I like how the main religion of most Western countries isn't on there....Christian...

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    • welkinson

      I wrote Catholic, Protestant, Lutheran, and Quaker and I believe those are all Christian religions. Close enough. Yeah but true. It is weird that I've lived in the United States my whole life and I wrote Hindu but not Christian. I guess its because the only subreligion of Hindu I know is Vaisnava, which I wrote.

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  • Imposturously_yours

    A Buddhist.

    Formally trained in the Japanese Soto Zen tradition, but I took interest in Shingon (mikkio) and Pure Land.
    Also really enjoyed staying and learning at a Korean Zen temple.

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  • DanSingday

    Roman Catholic

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  • DanSingday

    Roman Catholic :)

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  • SonnyJFox

    I don't believe in religion. I'm not even an Atheist because Atheism is indirectly associated to religion. I believe in science and humanity.

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    • somebody23

      ? ok a question for u, so all elements came from the big bang, or space/ they were formed by atoms in space, but where did they come from? the atoms or elements?

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      • SonnyJFox

        Do you really think that religion can answer that question? That's absurd.

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        • welkinson

          Well, God does know everything, so it should be able to.

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          • SonnyJFox

            If he knows everything, why doesn't he know that he doesn't exist.

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            • welkinson

              Hahahahahahahahaaha! Idk. If he doesn't exist, why does he have a thought that he exists? I thought existing things didn't have opinions! Lol.

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      • welkinson

        A question for you. Where did God come from? What came first, the chicken or the egg? And what came first, the atoms or god?

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  • WordWizard

    Why do you not just have Christian? I usually see Christian on these.

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    • welkinson

      Ehh. Because. I was just naming what came to mind.

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  • alv1592

    You spelled atheist wrong, and it's not actually a religion.
    I was raised Catholic. I used to go to Sunday school but I haven't been to church since then. I still believe in Jesus/God though.

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  • theaverageatheist

    thank you for spelling atheist wrong.

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    • welkinson

      Your welcome. I expect a thank you for spelling you're wrong too.

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      • theaverageatheist

        o.O whops..... to be fair my inglish is self taught.
        anywhay atheism is not a relligion, it is true that some atheist act like it is, but it's not.

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        • welkinson

          Lol thank you very much for spelling English wrong and religion wrong:)

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          • theaverageatheist

            haha now I'm just trying to annoy you.... ^.^

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            • welkinson

              Oh no it doesn't bother me when people spell things wrong but im guessing it bothers you.

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  • kait_dona_who

    I'm an Eclectic Pagan.

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  • REvEnGE

    hinduism is my religion by birth. But i ve no belief in this stuff.

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  • Mando

    OK - this has come up before - ATHEIST AND AGNOSTIC ARE NOT RELIGIONS.

    It is just dumb to make a religion out of non-religion.

    Or as one IIN wag put so nicely: bald is not a hair colour.

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    • Blazneg2007

      re·li·gion
         [ri-lij-uhn]
      noun
      1.
      a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

      If you have a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, you have a religion. Agnosticism and Atheism both meet those requirements.

      P.S. This was pointed out to me by my atheist professor when I said that atheists have no religion in a paper.

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      • welkinson

        Thanks for making me sound less stupid.

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      • Mando

        Well thanks, that is interesting BUT I would agree with you and not your professor.

        "Superhuman" refers to gods and supernatural entities. An atheist doesn't hold that belief in the "superhuman" and agnostic doesn't believe or disbelieve. So what's with your prof?

        You can stretch the meaning of "religion" I suppose to incorporate the idea of zealous adherence to beliefs and ritualistic practices - English is like that and is contextual.

        But in a scholarly paper in which it is obviously the "superhuman" aspect that is the distinguishing and relevant (not to mention most commonplace) meaning of the word that is in play, I think your prof was just being picky and a bit ridiculous.

        I hope you weren't docked marks, and rest my case sir! (HA)

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  • Sonnymora

    Atheist Agnostic

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Westboro Baptist Church.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Why do you ask?

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    My religion isn't on there

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  • CheyChey

    undecided.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    LDS

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  • Boo!

    None.

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  • bananaface

    I'm Amish.

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    • WordWizard

      Ok if you are Amish how do you have computer? I thought you were not allowed modern technology?

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      • bananaface

        Oh for goodness sake. It. Was. A. Joke.

        I find it hard to believe that you're a Wizard of words. Ok, you may not have understood that it was quite clearly a joke, fair enough. But when someone (welkinson) has already brought your point up and I say "that was the point" I'm really not sure what else I'm supposed to say!

        IT WAS A JOKE! I WAS JUST BEING SILLY.

        I don't know why I bother sometimes.

        JOKE!

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        • WordWizard

          I was only asking since I do not know enough about them to judge what is normal. Sorry if it was a joke.

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          • bananaface

            Ugh, sorry for biting your head off, it was uncalled for. This sort of thing annoys me big time, though. Not your fault.

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            • WordWizard

              Also what is wrong with my words?

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    • welkinson

      What are you doing on a computer then?

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      • bananaface

        That was the point.

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        • welkinson

          You gonna spend an eternity in hell for using electricity, Amish Banana Face!

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  • dirtybirdy

    Ain't got nun

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