What's on your bucket list?

113 Comments

I've been thinking about some things i'd like to do before i die. Gather in kids, i'll share.
-I want to cut off a man's pony tail and haul ass, knowing it was for his own good.
-i want to eat taco bell and have a normal bowel movement, just once.
-have a woman pay me for sex or a prostitute to tell me "pheww that ones on me" with a look of satisfaction in her lazy eye.
-Eat so much food on a buffet that the restaurant loses money, or at least breaks even
-attack a shark
-become a celebrated creamed corn wrestling champion
-Take gold at the special olympics
-solve a rubik's cube without cheating by peeling of the stickers
-find a woman that appreciates my jackassery.
-have the guinness book of world records finally accept my repeated entries for world's tallest midget...or shortest giant, which ever they'll take.

So, now that i've bared my soul to you it's ya'lls turn.

See the grand canyon 1
Sky dive 9
Find true love 31
Lose my virginity 11
Marry 5
Make kids 11
Kill kids 10
Make a scientific contribution 10
Rob a bank 5
Write a novel 18
Other, i'll grace you with my thoughts 18
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 113 )
  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    - Walk on hot coals

    - Bang Bridget the Midget

    - Tell a dick head strange what I really think of them

    - Have a gay make out session with a sitting president on live TV

    - Kill Dulse.'s future children

    - Hook Anime7 up with a goth girl

    - Pay Yumazing for sex

    - Cut down Wigsplitz grafted trees

    - Eat more than the OP at the buffet

    - Buy a Meatwad outfit and wear it to a fancy church

    - Find the loch ness monster and bigfoot and breed them to each other

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Little do you know this was written by me,kobayashi, world eating competition champion, you will die unfulfilled.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        haha Nice, but you only eat hotdogs.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Nonsense. I eat everything. I have four Guinness Records for hot dogs, meatballs, Twinkies, hamburgers, and pasta. i also get down on some chicken wangs. but tell you what, i'll throw the competition so you can rest in peace grasshopper. Oh, nevermind....i already cut dulse's balls off. Sorry :(

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
            -
          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Any place, any time.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      "Bang Bridget the Midget"

      I'd go that.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        It's a big goal.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
    • Anime7
      11 years ago

      I like the part about hooking me up. aha.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        I thought you might.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    1. Get something to put in this awesome bucket.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Dulse.
    11 years ago

    Kill kids!?!

    I would like to make a kid.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
      -
    • Dizzee
      11 years ago

      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      "Well can you tell me something positive about child murder"

      "um uh...it's easy"

      "hmmm...yes....it is easy"

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        Says you! Those little fuckers are fast and damn can they scream for help. You ever try to chase a superficially wounded child through an alley on a quiet night? Not so easy.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Woman yes, child no.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      That was a joke. Thought that may be obvious from the tone of the rest of this.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Dulse.
        11 years ago

        But what is on my bucket list? I have a "bucket list" I guess, I have quite a few buckets, one is shaped like a pig and I drop my spare change into it. Much less mess than breaking open a piggy bank...

        I also have a frog bucket. No idea what to do with it, I tried to sell it at a garage sale, but no one wanted it.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
      • Dulse.
        11 years ago

        Indeed it was. I thought it was funny :)

        Someone voted kill kids, perhaps they mean it... let's hope not.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Ah, i mistook exclamations as outrage. Perhaps it is i who is unaware of the joking nature. Meowww

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
  • charli.m
    11 years ago

    Right. So I'm totally gonna do this.

    Blah. Tis fucking hard.

    - find someone who gets me (more than just tolerates me hah), love each other.
    - have kids. This and the previous one kinda are intertwined. But push comes to shove, I'll look at single parenting as a foster parent or something.
    - own a house/big apartment I can raise my kids in comfortably.
    - quit focussing/obsessing over what I can't do/have/control.

    ...that's kinda it. Wow. I suck :( hahaha. There's other things, but they're all the sort of thing that if I didn't do, I don't think I'd regret. And there's one thing that kinda ties in with all of those points that I just...can't bring myself to share.

    Funny that the things I know I'll regret not doing are probably the ones that I will end up not doing. Hah.

    Another reason I didn't post before. Now I feel like I'm whinging and looking for sympathy, when that's the last thing I want. I'm just being practical and realistic. I've mostly accepted it.

    Ok, now to steal from Mr Dickins again...This song kinda feels like it just fits here. It's consistently popped into my head every time I thought about this poll.

    I'll have a little house
    Close to town but not to the city.
    Far from home but near my family
    No water views but so close to the sea, I'll see
    This is how my little life could be.

    And I'm filling it with things
    Like furniture that I find on the street
    And all the special things I'd like to eat
    Pictures of people that I'd like to meet
    I'll meet them while I'm orbiting the world

    And its so pretty
    And so lonely...

    My lovely love affairs
    Are all scheduled round the TV guide
    And my sex life has all been plagiarised
    In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline

    I'd like to rent a wife
    Then rent a husband to keep her for life
    The three of us we could be so happy
    Them with each other and me with company
    I'll see them off on a flight around the world

    And its so pretty
    And so lonely...

    I could just die...
    I might just die...
    I could just die...
    I might just die

    And at my funeral
    They will say, 'Tom...he was such a nice guy
    He went too early but he went in style'
    They'll play my music and then they will cry

    And they'll have a little wake
    They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
    And my mother's little heart will break
    And she'll say, 'Wait there must be some mistake
    He can't be dead
    Take me instead!'

    Ohh but I'm not dead
    They tell me I'm not dead
    They say that I'm not dead
    That I wont die...for...some time...I'm

    In my little house
    Just writing little songs to pass the time
    Which, incidently, is one twenty nine
    So dont you worry, I'm completely fine.
    I'm fine.
    Dont you worry, I'm completely fine
    I'm find
    Dont you worry, I'm completely fine
    I'm fine
    I am just so fucking
    Fine.

    :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Yay!! Haha. I can die in peace now. Well, as soon as i cut off a man's ponytail. I came close but he turned around just as I was about to cut. If I had put blind a ponytailed man with scissors on my list I could have checked that off :( Really, those things seem very achievable and i'm sure you'll succeed if that's what you really want.. Hell, you're already married due to a PM. Haha. You do have me very curious of what you didn't want to share...wait.... It's that you want to become a professional bull fighter, right...right? I like that song. Reminded me of another when I read your list:

      http://html5.grooveshark.com/#!/search/Our%20house%20csny

      (the top one)

      Oh, on an unrelated note. when I first read your username i thought that it was chosen with Charles Manson in mind. Hahaha. I read your comments and then decided that wasn't your intent. Hah.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • charli.m
        11 years ago

        I like that song :)

        I'm already married? Fuck. Why am I always the last to know these things? Have I at least met the guy? Haha.

        Manson. Yeah. Totally not what my name was about. Of course not. Ha..haha...hah...umm...look over there! Marching hammers!

        *flies away*

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I had no idea what a bucket list was until I saw this but I get it now. Okay, hmm.

    -Write a book
    -Cross the Atlantic on a ship
    -Learn a language that doesn't use a Western alphabet
    -Have a pet squirrel
    -Direct a film
    -Travel into space or experience weightlessness on the Vomit Comet
    -Kick the Prime Minister in the nutsack
    -Circumnavigate the world under my own power
    -Kick my father in the nutsack (again)
    -Open a zoo and spend at least an hour a day with the sugar gliders

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • dom180
      11 years ago

      "Bucket list" comes from the phrase to "kick the bucket" I think, if you hadn't worked that one out yet :)

      As for my list, even after reading everyone else's I can't think of a single thing. I'm too lost in the world to come up with anything other than woolly, naive clichés about true love, saying something that changes someone's life and making the world a better place, which, while by no means unattainable, aren't really goals so much as the dreams of society that I've chosen to identify with more than others. Maybe I'll never have a serious list; maybe I'll find a sense of direction when I'm more grown up. Until then... I'll be back to work again. Damn you, IIN! Why so addictive?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • dappled
        11 years ago

        That mental leap was not coming to me at all. I just kept envisioning a bucket full of pieces of paper all with "To do" written on them. For a man who does cryptic crosswords for fun, I can be way too literal at times.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
    • Ldizzy1234
      11 years ago

      dappled??????? Is that really you?? You're back??

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • dappled
        11 years ago

        It's really me and I'm really back. To be honest, it's very nice to see one of the old gang still around. At first, I thought nearly everyone had left or reinvented themself. :)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Ldizzy1234
          11 years ago

          Yay!! I was worried you'd be gone forever.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
            -
          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Can't get rid of me that easily. I'm like a stubborn stain that people have just learned to live with. :)

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Okay, here is my list. I will try to make these long term since it is a "bucket list" after all.

    -Go on a cruise for several months.
    -Go on vacations and travel.
    -Learn how to snowboard.
    -Learn how to surf.
    -Ride on a fantastically extravagant zip-line.
    -Buy a piece of land and my own house.
    -Acquire a shop to work on vehicles and miscellaneous projects.
    -Find that special girl.
    -Fall in love with that special girl.
    -Grow old and die with that special girl.
    -Learn how to better dedicate myself to my hobbies.
    -Develop a more healthy lifestyle.
    -Develop a more social and happy lifestyle.
    -Learn to be a more disciplined individual.
    -Further expand my mind's thinking.
    -Make lots of money.
    -Acquire nice things.
    -A gun collection would be cool...

    There's more, but that's all I could come up with right now.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Ldizzy1234
      11 years ago

      I like your list. I'd like to steal some of yours and put it on mine. :p

      "-Develop a more social and happy lifestyle.
      -Learn to be a more disciplined individual.
      -Further expand my mind's thinking."

      I wish I would've thought of those, and the zip line one. That sounds like fun!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Thank you. Yeah, the zip line would be amazing I think. Anytime I'm ever hiking or something and I come to the top of a cliff over water, I always think 'what if there was a zip-line to one of those trees over there...'

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Very admirable, and actually likely to achieve (unlike my list, granted a lot of those were bullshit). I was beginning to think you forgot.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Lol, thanks and I didn't forget, I just didn't want to make it last night so I waited until this morning because I knew I'd have some free time today. I try to stick to my word ;)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    - Learn to drag race somewhere OTHER than a freeway.

    - Get my Bachelor's Degree, bronze it (kind of like they do with a baby's shoes) and literally shove it up my Grandmother's ass while shouting "AM I USELESS NOW!?"

    - Own my jackass of a father's truck

    - Get my Mom to agree to live with me when she retires

    - Buy my Mom something better than that shitty Honda

    - Tell my Dad's girlfriend everything that he did to myself and my sister. Everything.

    - Own a Mustang Boss 302, Shelby GT500 or a Mustang of simialar specs.

    - Race said Mustang

    - Quit my cursing habit

    - Get over my anxiety around women.

    - Smoke the best type of weed

    - Become very physically fit

    - Get over my hangups about art and start painting/drawing/writing again.

    - Settle, have kids and a house and what not

    - Learn to work on cars

    - Learn a different language

    - Regularly eat vegetables

    - Buy a Sailor Scout costume and go to comic-con or anime-expo

    Most of these I could do now if I had the time.

    ...
    ...

    - Come to a point in my life in which I have more spare time.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Anime7
      11 years ago

      I like your list.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • Anime7
    11 years ago

    Well, I don't know if it's anything spectacular but here it is.

    -Go to Europe and talk to everyone from each country
    -Go to Japan and talk to people from that country
    -Have friends from around the world
    -Sleep with a girl naked ( not have sex)
    -Lose my virginity
    -Drive an expensive car
    -Go on a yacht
    -Drive a car off a cliff and at the last second shoot out of the car and avoid the crash
    - Go to Comic Con
    - Go to Anime expo
    - Have sex with a Goth Girl and live out my fantasies.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      Your list is good.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        I think the important question here is what's on rusty's list.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          Oh, and by the way, I laughed reading your poll :)

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          Damn, I thought I could make a sneaky getaway, but I guess I'll have to make one now...

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
  • Yumazing
    11 years ago

    I'm making mine up on the go since I don't dwell on subjects relating to death.

    -winning some sort of prize (like the lottery)
    -going to every single continent in the world
    -going to every state in America
    -eating at Taco Bell and not once feel guilty
    -relearn my native language
    -have sex in exchange for money
    -contribute to some human rights or social rights group
    -do ALL THE DRUGS!
    -stop dyeing my hair

    Yay.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Subfinmatic
      11 years ago

      Your hair is awesome, my eyes widened to the max seeing it that colour.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Yumazing
        11 years ago

        I like that phrase, "widened to the max."

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      You need to scratch "stop dying my hair" off of the list. Your hair is AMAZING! And you are quite beautiful with it. (what is your native language?)

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Yumazing
        11 years ago

        Japanese.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          Really? I would not have guessed that looking at your picture! At any rate, your hair is frieking amazing!

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
            -
          • Yumazing
            11 years ago

            Thanks!

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
              -
            • Captain_Kegstand
              11 years ago

              NP! Is it always green or just whatever color catches your eye?

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              0
              0
      • BlackDays
        11 years ago

        Correction- she looks YUMAZING! Truly one of the most beautiful young women I've ever seen!

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      You are alright. For a krogerite anyway.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Yumazing
        11 years ago

        You.

        You need to respect your fellow (and, in my so very humble opinion, coolerest) peers from Kroger. Walmartians are so storist.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          You'll get my respect when you come to the damn BBQ!!!

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
            -
          • Yumazing
            11 years ago

            I ain't goin to no damn BBQ. Hush up now.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
              -
            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              :(

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              0
              0
    • BlackDays
      11 years ago

      You look absolutely stunning. You may even be illegally beautiful, just sayin. My eyes gave me a huge hug after I looked at your pic. (Not trying to be creep here) Don't stop dying your hair :)

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Yumazing
        11 years ago

        Heehee. Thanks. :)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
    • Anime7
      11 years ago

      I think that you look very lovely with your artificial hair color.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Yumazing
        11 years ago

        If I relearned Japanese, we could talk! :D

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anime7
          11 years ago

          I do not know any Japanese. I speak English, so we can talk :).

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    I hate to-do lists (pressure!!), plus I haven't exactly come to accept that I'm going to die, so this is something I find stupid. But if I HAD to come up with things that I'd love to do, hmmmm....

    -perpetrate an amazing hoax upon the unsuspecting public

    -win (or beat) a high-profile, major court case

    -take a dump off a very, very tall building

    -free someone from captivity

    -graft some fucked up trees

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
      -
    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      I'm also stealing the dump off of a skyscraper idea!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Anonymous Post Author
        11 years ago

        You'd ruin somebody's day cap'n. Christ! That must have been one big ass bird! But, oh the hilarity.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
          -
        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          Oh lord, can you imagine what would go through your head when you were walking down the street when a giant deuce slammed into you or the person in front of you? It would seem like the sky just took a shit on you or a pterodactyl just dropped one off above you!

          I'd laugh my ass off if I was anybody in that situation apart from the guy getting dumped on!

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          2
          2
            -
          • Shackleford96
            11 years ago

            I audibly laughed out loud at this XD

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I'm stealing one of yours. I will take a shit off a high rise building before i die.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    rob a bank and get sent to prison for 15teen years or more but im sure theirs something else i could do better

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • SMALLS
    11 years ago

    1) get arrested (just to see what it's like)
    2) drive over 200MPH
    3) get into a random fight
    4) get revenge on a few select people

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • NocturnePonyFan
    11 years ago

    I don't want to kill kids, but I'd like to beat some.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    Ride the winning horse in the KENTUCKY DERBY.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Are you small enough?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • Subfinmatic
    11 years ago

    Main
    -Fire a sniper rifle(preferably bolt action)
    -Visit most Asian countries(including Japan)
    -Visit Canada
    -Visit Austria
    -Visit Germany
    -Do something related to BDSM
    -Do something with a transsexual
    -Go out with a gothic girl

    Thinking up on the spot extras
    -Smash a scumbag's head in.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    In no particular order:

    - Punch somebody or just beat someone up out of self defense.
    - Be a hero if not to all, or even some, but to at least one.
    - Graduate from College.
    - Enter into an amazing career.
    - Find somebody who is definitely worth it.
    - Get married.
    - Make the most amazing passionate love ever! ;)
    - Buy a beautiful house.
    - Have children.
    - Make enough money to support my family without any struggles.
    - Share my wealth with those that are less fortunate.
    - Race somebody in my car.
    - Get over my shyness, and perform in front of thousands of people, or at least a few hundred.
    - Write a book or two.
    - Share my advice and experiences with others.
    - Learn how to surf.
    - Make an album(music).
    - Reunite with old friends and acquaintances.
    - Run through a field of flowers naked. Either alone or with a significant other.
    - Meet the president.
    - Climb Mount Everest.
    - Travel everywhere!
    - Apologize to the ones I've done wrong to.
    - Shoot a gun at one of those target thingys.
    - Break up a fight.
    - Jump off a cliff into that blueish/greenish water, like you see in those videos or in pictures.
    - Take a tour on one of those buses through the wild of Africa or Australia or something.
    - Prove those who misperceived me wrong.
    - Get over my insecurities.
    -Get over my fear of rollercoasters and get on one.

    And there's more I just can't think of at the moment...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Shackleford96
      11 years ago

      "- Share my advice and experiences with others."

      Technically you could cross this one off, but I liked your list though.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Ldizzy1234
        11 years ago

        And by the way, thank you for taking a liking to my list.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          You're welcome :)

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
      • Ldizzy1234
        11 years ago

        Cross it off? May I ask why? I'm just curious to know. I was hoping that as I get older, I might gain a little more wisdom so I could help out others(like children) with any advice and such.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          Because technically, you have shared your advice and experiences with others here. But that may not be exactly what you meant, which is why I put the disclaimer word "technically."

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0
            -
          • Ldizzy1234
            11 years ago

            Oh, gotcha. Good point.

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Very well done, a respectable list.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Ldizzy1234
        11 years ago

        Thank you. Also, I liked your list too! :)

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • BlackDays
    11 years ago

    Drag race, not with a bunch of queens in heels, I mean in my car that currently doesn't work, travel outside the stinkin US, bounce around on the moon, own a farm and rescue dogs, build a giant tree house and live there, end child abuse and animal cruelty, meet Bjork and give her a good shag, find a cure for stupidity and ignorance, take a crap obamas face, there's more I can't think of right now.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago

      There will never be a cure for stupidity. If you do discover one, however, I will be more than happy to shake your hand, admit i'm wrong, and concede to the fact that you are a better man than me!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • BlackDays
        11 years ago

        ;) I'm a woman, oh, did the bjork remark throw you off? Hehe, I love her. but perhaps death is the only cure, no? Yes? Or force them to live with flutterhigh for a hot minute. He's a smart one, that asshole :D

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
          -
        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          HA! Sorry about the man thing then! The Bjork thing threw me off, and I checked your profile briefly but no pic! Death may very possibly be the only cure for stupidity apart for some "Flowers for Algernon" type of action!

          And don't be too hard on flutterhigh, he might be an asshole, but he is a funny asshole! I tend to enjoy his comments! lolz XD

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
            -
          • BlackDays
            11 years ago

            I tried to get a picture up, won't work. I was just messin with flutterhigh. I've seen a lot of his comments, I like him. He is hysterical. :)

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0
              -
            • Captain_Kegstand
              11 years ago

              Hmph, I have heard of several people having trouble getting pics up. Wonder what causes that?

              Comment Hidden ( show )
              0
              0
      • flutterhigh
        11 years ago

        On the plus side, you'll finally be cured!

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
          -
        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago

          Ya there is always that to look forward to right! lolz

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          1
          1
  • LuCiFeR_666
    11 years ago

    1stly, I wana divorce my wife....

    then i wana get over her....

    then go on a world tour, land up in brazil, and have sex with anyone whom i find attractive along the way....

    lastly, Id like to create a sexual cult of which i rule....

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • SLAYERoftheWICKED
    11 years ago

    -come face to face with a physical demon and then kick it's ass back to hell.

    -lose my virginity

    -see a tiger in the wild

    -make a woman have a screaming orgasm

    -shoot every weapon in the U.S. military

    -discover a new gemstone

    -go skydiving

    -skeet shoot off a cliff

    -go to a few different countries

    -have kids

    -have a pet bob cat

    -learn how to play guitar

    -make a movie with steven spielberg

    -meet Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons

    -have sex with Angelina Jolie

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • auser
    11 years ago

    Travel around the world

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • IIN2?uestionlife
    11 years ago

    Project X....(and I dont mean seeing the movie ;)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    -1
    -1
  • randypete
    11 years ago

    win the lottery

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    -1
    -1
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      You better live to be 1,435,274 years old.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Do you mind if I ask where that specific number came from? 1,435,274?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          My ass, i pulled it out of there. But it just feels....it feels right. Ha

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          2
          2
            -
          • Captain_Kegstand
            11 years ago

            It does have a good feeling about it doesn't it. Maybe you should pull some lottery numbers out of there while your at it!

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0