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  • kupokupo

    "HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!" Uhhh... Yeah.

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      • kupokupo

        It was from a comment on another site about how people who don't watch anime imagine anime-fanatics are. I thought the whole rant was pretty funny so pasted it into chat, and that happened to be the last part I pasted. :p

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  • dust

    http://youtu.be/Vy7yuj-UrNI

    oh. it's that. I guess it's not that bad.

    I was going to post it on that sad song thread yesterday, but I changed my mind.

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    • Yes, that's a sad song. Of course I like it. I only got the notification a couple of minutes ago, though; with you being a "new user" and all...

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  • sparkyjones

    1325-1493-1633-5879-7082-3355

    Serial for some type of program that i TOTALLY paid for.

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    • Of course you did! hahah

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  • Dulse.

    Mindfulness is "the intentional, accepting and non-judgmental focus of one's attention on the emotions, thoughts and sensations occurring in the present moment."

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    • Mindfulness is hard to learn! Why did you have that in your clipboard?

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      • Dulse.

        I like to think on these things. Brings great peace and understanding, even if only for short periods.

        It does take practice and time.

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        • Haha, love that admission of "if only for short periods". It's not easy indeed! Awareness and mindfulness do take practice, time and a whole lot of patience with yourself! :)

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  • anti-hero

    Naked security guard steals massive sex toy from an old age home.

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    • You just made that up!

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      • anti-hero

        I wanted to play but mine was empty :(

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        • I bet it's "I wanted to play but mine was empty :( "

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        • How about now?!

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  • driedroses

    Adam
    Oh god haha
    The chiller the better you know

    (FB msg, last name removed. Before he sent that I said, "dont want any drug deals out in the front of your house LOL" I'm having my birthday party at his parent's while they're out of town. :p)

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    • Adam sounds like a gay male... Is that correct? Or that your party will be at some guy's house.

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      • driedroses

        Not gay, but very proper

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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda

    There's a future for you in the fire escape trade. Come up to town

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    • The hell is "fire escape trade"?! hehe

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      • RapidlyRotatingPanda

        On my ipod touch my CntrlV is:
        Fagin; A villainous Jew in a novel by Charles Dickens

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        • Why, aren't we a fancy, literate one? :P (or just a faker who had to find out what someone was talking about...)

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  • Shackleford96

    rogue taxidermy

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    • How interesting! Love that. Why were you looking that up?

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      • Shackleford96

        It's an awesome band that I had forgotten about until people on here kindly helped me remember who it was. :)

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        • Ah, I must admit I'm slightly disappointed. I just thought that kind of taxidermying was cool! lol

          Now I'll have to look up the band. Btw, so your post did render you the name, good for you! :)

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  • thegypsysailor

    What a great post. Bravo!
    It's so far out of context, but here goes; Multihullgirl

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    • Wow! In ONE minute you got a thumb down from someone and a thumb back up from me. Mine is Jens Lekman. (tbh, I was kinda scared to paste and find something creepy I'd forgotten there lol

      I checked Multihullgirl (now I've got that on mine, and was both surprised and bummed, it sounded like something completely different haha

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      • charli.m

        Jens Lekman is awesome.

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        • Yay! Good to know! When I listen I'll get back to you!

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          • charli.m

            Had to repaste this as it posted in the wrong fucking place.

            Hahaha my bf got me interested. I've had "Postcard to Nina" and "The Opposite of Hallelujah" stuck in my head since reading your comment.

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            • Aaaaaah, now that makes sense! We never traded music before... You just sing Regurgitator all the time! lol lol :P

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            • I have not become a fan of him yet. The album I listened to did not have those two tracks in it, though.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Thanks. What did you think it was going to be?
        I wonder why I was thumbed down for that post? Doesn't make much sense, does it? Oh well, I think over use of the thumbs down gets a lot of the children banned and sent to their rooms without supper. Naughty little boys.

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        • Maybe it was the expression of your approval of the post? Who knows. Now, seriously, who even cares about thumbs on IIN? Lol

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  • alextsang08

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XM7lb5wiQkE

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    • Interesting, do you generally listen to that type of music?

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      • SomeThingsAreDifferent

        It's a EDM track, or electro. Very popular and I really liked it for a couple years now.

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        • What artists? I ask because I don't know much about that kind of music or people who listen to it.

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          • SomeThingsAreDifferent

            Many. Probably over 100-150 known artists and over 1000 not noticed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU

            Most viewed EDM song, but I personally hate it.

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            • Ugh! I couldn't finish it!

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            • I'm scared, but I'm on my way...

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    • SomeThingsAreDifferent

      Dat Monstercat swag doe

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  • DarkMatter

    Click here to visit our frequently asked questions

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  • Dusty123

    I'm a very solemn, logical person. I take expressions literally, I don't really understand a lot of people's feelings, and I am very intelligent.

    So I've decided that I'm an AI beta. Programmers in a world like mine are trying to make an android that's passably human, so it must act human. They can't whip up something from scratch, so they put the AI in a virtual environment to see how it reacts. When I sleep, that's when they update my code.

    That guy who cut me off in traffic yesterday? He was created to test my aggression. The guy who tried to swipe my wallet? He was created to test my reaction time. My few friends are less sophisticated AI being fed lines by the programming team to test my social skills.

    I've thought this out for a while.

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  • PR1NCE

    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but
    there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
    toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
    still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your
    butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and
    you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you
    have to poopie some more.

    POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much
    to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're
    afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces
    with the toilet brush.

    GASSEY POOPIE: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

    DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a
    night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
    on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: (Self-explanatory)

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE-POOPIE: The kind where you want to
    poopie, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd
    swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of
    your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out
    of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

    MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so badly your nose burns.

    UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that has no odor.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You are not at the toilet because you think you
    are about to fart but...oops...a POOPIE!!!

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even
    though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake
    or two will cut it loose.
    :D

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  • TheManagement
    STAFF

    https://developer.apple.com/library/prerelease/ios/documentation/General/Conceptual/ExtensibilityPG/index.html

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    • BTW, I think Don Jon was a recommendation of yours, I enjoyed it muchly :)

      BTW2, why the nofap thing so often? :S

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    • Does that mean there's an app coming up?

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      • TheManagement
        STAFF

        No, sorry. For my day job...

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        • I just asked for asking, I think I already knew that! :) The day job must be more interesting than here for ya. Nearing 10 years of it.

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  • Keno9988

    "http://keno9988ii.deviantart.com/journal/Venting-In-The-Name-Of-478541334 "

    .-.;

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    • What a great way to start a post! "You are an asshole." is very effective indeed! Are you any of the ones involved?

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      • Keno9988

        Yeah, I'm the one that vented/posted the journal, if you couldn't tell by the username there and my username here. :P

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  • Shroot

    If she's 15

    I'm 15

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    • You're not 15.

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      • Shroot

        I am if she is

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  • SomeThingsAreDifferent

    "Kids jumping off bridges"

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    • Oh! Should I be concerned? :O

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  • Shroot

    24/3/2013

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    • That's the date of my friend's next to last birthday. What else happened on that day?

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  • Holzman_67

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pPB3a_9OMg

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    • I really like this, but I think I'm having a mini 3-minute déjà vu! lol

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      • Holzman_67

        yeah cos I posted it on another story loll

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        • I already knew that! Hahaha

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  • TheArBuilder

    WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP? (ft. Lil Jon)

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    • Hahahahaha this post turned out to be all kinds of fun! Thanks, I hadn't seen that one!

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      • TheArBuilder

        :D It's pretty awesome, isn't it? :)

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        • Yup, I love those! :)

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  • dom180

    Mine is empty too.

    On my tablet it's porn.

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    • Haha, no porn for us then? :(

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      • dom180

        Now it's this: http://vimeo.com/saracrow

        It's a link to the profile of a filmmaker who's making a punk documentary I'm really excited for, and it's on my Ctrl+V because I was bookmarking it about five minutes before checking IIN.

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        • Why, aren't you a little punk! :)

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  • blacklady

    http://www.vizzed.com/playonlinegames/index.php?ref=174590

    a link to the second best website ever

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    • I was afraid to follow the link, as it seemed like advertisement. I found out it's a Retro Game Website and even if it did not open in my browser, that's pretty cool. Which do you play?

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      • blacklady

        im telling you its the best website of all time i usually play some pokemon or some mario just games from my childhood they literally have every thing on that website you name it i bet they have it

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  • dalesite

    http://machinimanorelco.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/

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    • Apparently I have to sign up to see what it is...

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Yes, and you should let her know why you act this way with her

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    • Can we get some more of that? Sounds like a sentence of a comment you were making and that you wanted to place elsewhere...

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      • TrustMeImLying

        What if I told you it was part of a piece of advice that I wrote for myself ;)

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  • Gonfaloniere

    10/10 would recommend that book. I mean, who can resist a sexy Richard iii?

    *from a tumblr message*

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      • Gonfaloniere

        It's called The Sunne in Splendour

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  • howaminotmyself

    Nothing :( it's empty.

    And if I was at work it would have been a client's personal email, so that wouldn't work either.

    Bummer, I kind of wanted to play.

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    • How about now?

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      • howaminotmyself

        Ha! Good timing. It's something not work related.....or is it?

        Playing With Fire
        A former regular at Club Sesso says the sex club’s manager spoke of a special relationship with the fire bureau.

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        • That's HOT! hahahaha

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    • Aww, bummer! Come again another day!

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  • RainbowDischarge

    http://m.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/mskpages/Cysts_ganglion_cysts?open

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    • Ouch! Do you have one?

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      • RainbowDischarge

        Nope! My boyfriend suspects he does.

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  • charli.m

    Just screenshots. Can't put them.

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    • Of course you can! You just can't be arsed! hahahaha

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      • charli.m

        http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm68fzlnTa1qaskh7o1_250.jpg

        I was ranting at Matt that this was the only dusting spray I could find and that the little character (animated singing, dancing, bald midget) pisses me off. The pompous little twat.

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        • But I just saw he BRINGS A SPARKLE TO ALL KINDS OF SURFACES!!!!

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          • charli.m

            YouTube the 80s ad.

            It makes me want to stab my brain.

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  • CountessDouche

    Apparently he described something at Notre Dame as peripatetic once and the whole room burst out laughing.

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      • CountessDouche

        Hahaha...it's actually a really weird story.

        The "he" is some catholic guy who is going to seminary school, and is forced to give away a certain percentage of his savings to another person...so he's randomly giving thousands of dollars to my best friend (who happens to be young, male, and good looking). I find it to be very creepy, but I don't trust catholic priests. If the check clears, we will be going out for steak!

        The message was sent back to my best friend, but it was a copy of a message that he sent to me first. We were having a long, meandering text based discussion about whether people should dumb down their vocab when speaking, so as not to appear pretentious...at like 4am....while stoned-ish....gotta love best friends!!!

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  • myownopinions

    http://isitnor mal.com/story/is-it-normal-that-i-find-washing-disgusting-95118/

    A few polls below is a poll about posting troll links, and then I started link hopping, and, well, I guess that was the last one (the link was purposely cut off like that, not by me).

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      • myownopinions

        Yeah, I got to re-read all of them 'cause of that one poll... oh, the nostalgia.

        Anyways, interestingly enough this is what's now on my clipboard (I'm putting it in quotations for obvious reasons):

        "ㅤㅤㅤ"

        (1. Um... for some reason there is a squiggly red line under whatever I just pasted 2. The backstory behind this is that I tried to figure out what the blank username person really typed, but ultimately failed.)

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Vk2Wq5v0&list=UUBIqQAjDVonDdDf0Ei4PJag

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        You're welcome.
        I was actually hoping that it would be a link to one of the music videos or cartoons I was sharing earlier, but instead it was THAT of all things. lol

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  • ...Eh. I was going through loads of videos and copying and pasting them to someone an hour ago, so here is my last one. Not sure what it is but I'll check after I post this comment.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BxLAohPEDo&list=FLDcQUoqjuGHLrFfQAbx5PbQ&index=907

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  • Sorry, I_steal_free_bread, had to delete that. Not cool.

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    • What was it? o_0

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      • "Reset IIN password" link. I wasn't sure he just needed it before signing in or if it was a bit of trolling, so I hid the comment just in case ;)

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        • I_steal_free_bread

          I just signed back in to the site after 3 long years, asshole. Is it my fault I couldn't remember the passcode?! *breaks into tears*

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          • Shackleford96

            Hey, I remember you! Welcome back!

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            • Hey, even I remember him... I'm sospocius he's been here between today and those 3 years... mm...

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          • I said I wasn't sure! :) I was just protecting my folk!

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        • Not the user IIN doesn't deserve but the user we need. The Dark IIN user. -Thunder-

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  • EccentricWeird

    GIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    • EW, I like you (sort of) but sometimes you're so lame!

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      • EccentricWeird

        Mac people have to use that little flower key instead of ctrl.

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        • cidisguise

          I'm finding myself disturbed by the fact that I just created an account specifically for the purpose of noting that that is the:
          Apple Key
          Open-Apple Key (Personal preference)
          Command Key
          (Informal but old enough to count) Pretzel Key

          I have way too much time on my hands...

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          • EccentricWeird

            Apple after botched breast implant surgery key.

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        • Chut up!!!

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