What's some ways to make money online?

If you only have less than $500 in your bank what's some ways to make money online? I need $1k fast. I can't leave my home I'm ill

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  • LloydAsher

    Could sell your bathwater to perverts on the internet.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      im a pervert on the internet and i wouldnt pay a dime for that

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      • LloydAsher

        You arent that kind of pervert I guess. Who knew you had higher standards?

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        I sold my aunt's old douche bag on eBay after she died.
        Some perv paid me $25.

        Thinking back I wish I sold her granny panties too. It was like throwing away cash.

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        • KholatKhult

          ISIS couldn’t have tortured this confession out of me

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          • MonteMetcalfe

            Were you the buyer???

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            • KholatKhult

              For $25 ? Do I look like Rockefeller ?

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          "I sold my aunt's old douche bag on eBay"

          you sold your uncle on ebay?

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    • What about toe nail clippings or nasal mucus?

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        I remember hearing a few years back about someone stealing celebrity fat from a Hollywood Plastic surgeon and selling it. You know, the stuff they suck out during liposuctions.

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      • LloydAsher

        Theres probably a buyer. Depends on how expansive the collection is.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    If you have any programming/art skills, you could sell commissions on Fiverr.

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  • Somenormie

    You could make money on eBay by selling stuff.

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  • KholatKhult

    Make burner accounts on 4chan and say you can’t get laid so you want to hurt a bunch of people and let the FBI send you money to buy guns
    Then just buy beer and fishing lures

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    • LloydAsher

      4chan would just make fun of you/ welcome to the club.

      Theres no crowd funded losers on 4chan. Just a bunch of losers in a circle jerk... that's why their memes and weaponized autism is so potent.

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  • hidden.hands

    Sell thijgs

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  • Bassmachine

    Sell stuff you don't need or want on offer up or let go. You can ship or schedule for pick up on items you sell.Some items sell fast but not all.

    It's much easier to have a yard sale, imo.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Go on Chaturbate and masturbate to perverts for tips.

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    • Isn't that illegal?

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      • DADNSCAL

        Only if you're under age.

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        • Isn't that prostitution

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Selling bitcoin on paxful

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    • What's paxful? Is it safe?

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Yeah if you dont release the bitcoin until you have the money in your possesion. You can send bitcoin to paxful and then sell the bitcoin to people for a 20% markup. These are people that want bitcoin for illegal purposes usually and to buy bitcoin for most platforms you must enter your information. These people want a secret wallet so they will pay more. Alot of times theyre from Nigeria or India where its illegal as well. You can make really good money doing it but you need to really get educated on it before you do it. Its completely legal.

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        • LloydAsher

          Ah so that's the other end of the buisness deal. Seen a bunch of those types of "secret wallets" in the dark web ads (right next to the bombs/ drugs/ guns/assassinations services.) I just assume all those gun dealers are fbi and shit so I dont go to buy, just curious browsing.

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            To verify one time a guy sent me a picture of his walmart receipt that gave me the activation code to his amazon giftcard so I could take control of it. He had big fat fingers and according to receipt the walmart was in arkansas. His VPN said Nigeria. I figured dude is about to do some wicked shit with this bitcoin. Probably gonna buy some fucked up porn.

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            • LloydAsher

              On the one hand we got to burn those pedos on a tire fire.

              On the other hand I perfer if we dont remove the dark web as that's suppression of freedom as not all of the dark web is shady shit. It's just the part of the internet most providers cant get.

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        • Oh man I looked and it's banned in my state..New York of course ugh thanks anyway man

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            I dont understand how its illegal in NY... I can send you some youtube videos on how to do it. I hope you arent mistaken about the legality.

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            • Google it 😔

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        • Thanks that sounds too good to be true lol I can't believe it's legal. How do I get educated on it? YouTube videos?

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  • Supertater

    Have you tried sellin' but-fores? What about Updog?

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  • Kmoshea5

    Why don’t just get a part time job and work 3 or 4 days a week? Seems like easier idea then trying to get a handout online from strangers???

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    • I cant leave the house. Hand out how? I used to work until I got my neurological disorder. I cant hold any job.

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