What's the last dream you can remember?

This was a couple of nights ago and I wrote it down:
There was some movie thing where some guy had put a lifesize sticker of half of a guy on the door and the police or someone showed up thinking it was real, and I was with like these 2 people (or maybe 1 person) looking through this drawer and wanted to do the same for some reason or another. Anyway we found 2 stickers of people. So they stuck half of the guy on the door (it was like this kind of bald looking guy) and this kid kicking him or something, only problem was they were NOT lifesize: the kid looked way too small, and the guy was like a fucking giant. And I said oh, this will never work, the guy is way too big and the kid is tiny. You're right they said. Oh btw the guy was on the right and the kid was on the left (from looking inside.) Then there was something that some girl said about brushing her teeth, and when she does it, she does it really energetically (so you're moving your whole arm when you do it, fast) and uneasily except she spelt uneasily wrong like "uneasinily" or "uneasilisly" or something like that. So I thought maybe I should try that when I brush my teeth too, brush with my whole arm and try to brush them differently. Then I was in some play, and I knew what it was (cause I had practised my parts before) it was like Harry Potter or something but I'm not sure, and for some reason, was playing as a North Korean soldier. But I was nearly supposed to be on and was trying to find a costume. (Because I had practised wearing a certain costume and I think I was wearing these yellow shorts) and I asked the others for help and this guy who was kind of like This guy I knew from before when I did performing arts (we'll call him Jack) was helping, and let me look in his "quarters" for a costume. So I was getting naked and searching for underwear first of all, I found the yellow shorts and also found this blue bra with like white spots/patterns on it I was like "ooh!" And he was coming back but I was naked so I was like don't come back yet or something until I had found underpants, and I found 2 pairs that were like, stuck together for some reason, and one was blue (and made out of almost like a ropey material) and the others were like maybe red and blue and white maybe even green and purple Idk but the main colour was red and they might have been like frilly, so I was gonna randomly choose them with my eyes closed and I chose the blue ones. So I unstuck them from the other pair, and put them on, and hurried to put the blue bra on, and under the picture of that bra was another bra that was blue and had some kind of white pattern on it, just then when I had got them on Jack came back. And I was still searching in his drawers for the yellow shorts, and I found them! I guess there were many pairs of them for the play. But then for some reason I was wearing a North Korean soldier hat. So I was like, I need to find a green suit (long sleeve shirt with buttons, I wasn't too bothered about the underneath because I had shorts.) But I was in this big huge dressing room thing with loads of costumes, and it was almost set out a bit like a library crossed with a concert (I mean the lighting, and the way the costumes are set out) and I was telling everyone there "I need a green suit, right away" because somebody had said to me "you're almost on" so I didn't want to miss my part. And there was this "teachery" kind of woman there who had teaching assistant vibes and she was like oh I'll help you and she was asking around too, and I was searching everywhere in these clothes things for a green suit, and I said to some guy, "I need a green suit the same colour as this hat", I said, pointing to the North Korean hat I was wearing. And I was asking everyone. I ran round the whole costume place like to the bottom of it but there were actual North Korean people watching some movie like it was a cinema. And I think even Kim Jong-Un was there. I was like gulp... I'm not sure if I'm allowed at this part, because they had this South Korean flag and this North Korean flag, and I was afraid that only people who were from those countries were allowed in each designated spot, so I went back up to the costumes and pleaded again, "please help me find a green suit." And some guy was annoyed at me like "what have YOU done to find a green suit" or something like about me not searching for it myself. And I argued that I HAD been searching for one. I began searching again. And every so often I would glance at the play that was on getting anxious for my part. And I was worried I would miss it. I can't actually remember what I was wearing for the top half when I was just practising it before. But anyway I was confused and curious at the same time about those North Korean people, and I looked a little further into the place and there were names of countries like middle Eastern countries like Turkey or something like that, and it had these walls with bronze things on and ancient looking artefacts as if it was a museum. Also btw I was still wearing my North Korean soldier hat, except I'm not sure why I was wearing this one and not the one I actually have at home, I thought. I asked the woman and the others again and she said she was trying, and she asked someone like "we need a green suit. Does anybody have one?" I ran past the North Korean cinema part again and I guess you are allowed to go past there after all because I think I saw someone else from my part go there and the North Korean people were so engrossed in their movie or whatever it was they were watching, they didn't seem to notice me there going past. I saw all kinds too like regular North Korean people, North Korean soldiers, both male and female, and yeah I'm pretty sure even Kim Jong-Un was there. And when I went past he had this gun thing with these red sticky ball things he was shooting out, and I was like "I'll just wait and see what these are before I go past..." And the ball things flickered for a few seconds before exploding (but it was just a little puff explosion) so I just quickly hurried past and I swear one almost hit me. And then I imagined this scene like this North Korean soldier knocked on my door and I opened it and then he shoots me and how my parents would wonder why what had I done. And I still hadn't managed to find a green suit to go with my North Korean hat, and I wondered if there was one on the North Korea side, but then I was afraid I would not be allowed to wear it so that was out of the question, but I went past them again just to be sure. I wondered if any of them noticed I was wearing a North Korean soldier hat. And then I looked back at the film they were watching which had Kim Jong-Il in it (or some guy that looked like him) and there was some noise on it and there was this guy who was watching who said "dude was that a fart" or something like that and I was like what? There's people watching who aren't North Korean? But all the people at the front rows were North Korean. So anyway I was getting anxious and frustrated about not finding a North Korean soldier uniform costume. And I went to the toilet at the place or something. But then when I came back, it was a Spongebob episode and I was Spongebob. And he had found a pickle costume. And he was now happy that he had found the perfect costume. (Even though it was a pickle and not a suit.) And it even had a red bowtie. The woman was still there and she was like, "that's great, you have found the perfect costume!" or "you found your green suit!" Like apart from Spongebob she was the only one who seemed to think it looked good. But then this guy pushed Spongebob on the ground and opened his mouth, and then vomited right in Spongebob's mouth. Spongebob was like making a grossed out face like "eewww" and then he turned anxious. "No no no, don't pull the chain!!" He yelled, as he now had a pull chain on his left of his face. And the guy pulled the chain and flushed the vomit down inside Spongebob like he was a toilet.

I was in an alien world and there were two groups of people fighting in the beginning. One group was staying in a sort of warehouse and had become pretty self-sustainable. I explored the warehouse and there were demons that looked like little kids that killed you. I found a kid locked in a room crying and decided to try to help, but then I remembered the demon kids. Luckily some people came out of the adjacent room and let me know it was an actual kid and we all went back to safety. Someone served a big pot of soup made with various types of weeds and grasses that I really enjoyed. Somehow the kid warped into an adult. The group wanted to find a new place to squat, despite their sustainability and array of delicious grasses. I guess they were tired of the demon kids. I went riding in a car through the halls with someone and we happened upon a house that looked abandoned and parked, spotting some dandelions growing in the corner of the yard. We collected them and I ate a couple. I looked at at the stars, which looked different from the stars we see on earth. I guess they were a bit closer to that planet as you could see their fieriness. I noticed they were clustered in the shape of a bikini. And then I woke up.

I remembered by dream the evening when a good friend I used to live with was beaten up in the basement. Not a nice experience. When I woke up, I was pissed off at the guys, even though they had been in jail for a long time for dirty business.

Either the one where I could fly, flew to the end of the universe & had a very uncomfortable meeting with god (was like he/she/it had every mental disorder all at once but was somehow still cognizant)

Or the one where a planet sized meteor was heading towards earth & all the countries in the world launched their nukes at it at the same time causing it to explode. Everyone was cheering....until they saw the explosion was still growing & it hit earth burning it to a crisp.

I was in a slasher film and the killer was a 7 foot skinned chicken

I've had a reoccurring dream and it's so random. Okay so the whole entire dream is in black in white except for one part. So first, I see a twenty year old version of my dad. He's dressed in some sort of preppy clothes, like piano player type shit and he has a magic wand. He makes a tornado out of nowhere, and me and my mother, (No idea where she came from, she was just there) Run into a house of doors. The doors are all different colors, while everything else is in black and white. The doors never end, and me and my mother get separated. And that's when the dream ends. I wake up sweating and gasping for breath.

A guy with glasses chasing after me and then stopping and slamming his head repeatedly into the wall while calling out a series of numbers.

Just a normal night in my head.

I had a dream about an expensive ass cafe. I spent $15 for a small coffee and $50 for a shitty burger with fries. I was so mad in the dream, I fucking sat there just to see the expressions of other people as they got their bills. Fucking $10 for a can of soda.

In my dream I was on a family vacation and there was a vending machine that sold dead birds. It showed pictures of dead sparrows. My brother put in some money, pulled the lever and out came a large, LIVE, seabird like an albatross. He had to beat it to death against the machine before it pecked his face off.

My last dream was where I was Terry McGinnis and I took on the Jokerz.

When i got shot in the back in my dream and I woke up the next day with a stabbing pain in that particular area. Made me kind of not want to go back to sleep tje next night