What's the last thing you learned today?

Holding in shit for a long time makes my sides hurt.

Never start rapping at a party full of elderly people.

...I'm serious.

...It happened today.

...I was rapping a few parts of "Pale Kid Raps Fast".

What obtuse means outside of math. It makes me laugh when people use the word Obtuse to describe a person since I just think of 9th grade geometry.

I learned that the new path by my house goes right past the science museum.

They have an exhibit on mazes. And I also learned that I can fit under the wall and chase kids eaisly. Whew! That could have been scary. I also learned just how fast my kid can run.

Eventful day.

Learn to keep cool when overwhelmed by anger.

Stink bugs don't taste good at all.

I learned that Fujoshis are fucking everywhere!

I learned that Yelawolf's new album is pretty badass.

Punching yourself while wearing a mouth guard still hurts

I learned that there is an amazing site called isitnormal and its so cool! Haha.

I learned that these Christian mission trips to places in developing countries are nothing more that poverty tourism. :-P

That's not really a bad thing. The influx of money boosts these local economies. They might as well try to make a living off of Americans that need to go be with the poor people to feel good about themselves, to believe that they're making a humanitarian impact.

So, what happens? These volunteers (I mean tourists) fly to these remote villages, hang out for awhile, maybe try their hand at building a token structure (which locals have to fix later), or teaching, or whatever. They take lots of pictures (Facebook and resume publicity shots), then they hug and fly back to the First World, all happy hunky dory for such a life enriching experience.

In the meantime, these poor people stay poor due to their own country's lack of any real investment (lack of infrastructure that first world people take for granted, lack of STEM education, lack of local economic development). Thus, the door is always open for First World people to take on a future mission trip.

Just pointing out the nonsense. These trips don't make a huge difference to these poor communities. Its just poverty tourism. Call a spade a spade.

Having said that, medical mission trips do in fact bring some temporary relief to locals.

Never to release gas at work when you think you are alone. Never fails someone walks in right after you let it go.. And of course it has to be the foul smelling ones...

I learned from my own thought experiment that irreparable complexity can usually be disproved.

"Too many chiefs, not enough indians" "We are the indians"

Mongols were the only ones to invade Russians during winter and still manage to annex their land.

I learned that there are still cowboys around. Plenty of them. That roses grow best out of soil filled shoes. That a man can walk a thousand miles but never truly get away from himself.

That I'm not as good at drunk five finger fillet as I remember

It hurts

More soco will help, oh wait no, isn't alcohol a blood thinner, oh well

I learned that it is possible for someone to post from my account. I don't know how, but they can.
"I am he as you are he as you are me. And we are all together" in my account.

Gris is grey in Spanish

So far, nothing, but if that changes, I will let you know.

Fallen angels go to hell :(
And that sux, really it does. I mean, What the fuck?