What's the silliest religion in the world?

All these are silly religions, Buddhism is like a baby, and Hinduism, even Islam, is stupid, Judaism's extremely ridiculous, no blood in the egg, it's ridiculous! Ravidassia's very silly for a modern religion, and Satanism is silly, what do you think?

Buddhism 0
Hinduism 2
Taoism 0
Sikhism 0
Christianity 10
Satanism 7
Judaism 0
Ravidassia 0
Angelici 0
Islam 18
Sufism 1
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  • Scientology

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    • Ellenna

      Yeah except it only calls itself a religion for taxation purposes

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      • It's a cult.

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        • RoseIsabella

          It's totally a cult. I lose total respect for a person when I find our they're into Scientology. It's absolute rubbish.

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          • Is it a Cult, or a pyramid scheme? Or a little of both? People who believe in scientology are suckers.

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            • RoseIsabella

              Ain't nobody gonna audit my ass!

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    • RoseIsabella

      Oh yes, a thousand times yes!

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  • lonewolf1253

    Religion has been the primary source of untold misery to the human race since the beginning of recorded history. So I would check all of them. Of course, this is just my opinion.

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  • Bazinga

    People of different religions will kill each other over disagreement about what happens when you die. Then they fail to see the irony in that.

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    • Hansberger

      It's irrational. At least Buddhism has reason. Religions as controlling powers all have in common that obedience is clean and rebellion is dirty, but that's an authority to get you to follow their religion. There's some atmosphere that the authority is good somehow, it's emotional, well no it's not good, it's not a blessed authority, it's corrupt much like your boss at work, religions are just being soft when the reality is: "don't screw with me!", because religion is the boss and it's designed to make its founder happy.

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      • Bazinga

        Irrational indeed.

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      • Fetiza000

        Obedience is shit, im free to do what i want.

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        • Hansberger

          The point is most religions are bound by worship and obedience, no longer a Buddhist or Christian, any religion I follow all has these 2 in common: they're thinking/philosophical religions and they don't tell me what to do (excludes hoodoo which isn't a philosophy, plain and clear). I thus can do a limitless number of things because there's no specific guidelines to living: Angelici, Micronesian mythology, Thor, Mu'tazila, which I chose for religions, but belief in such things never say you have to do anything, but I'm an extremist with Mu'tazila, I simply won't tolerate the religions of other Muslims because "God is unity and justice".

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  • youjustlost56

    I like how many people seem to brush right over Satanism in the polls. They literally have to do disgusting things to even get in contact with them. I could go on of the many things they do but I'll just list a few:
    -Drink Period Blood
    -kill someone
    -drink piss and eat shit
    I guess people are blinded by the news so they're quick to jump on stuff without real proof.

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    • The_Abnormal

      Preach. (Pun intended).

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  • CozmoWank

    Keeping Up With The Kardashiansism.

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    • The_Abnormal

      Agreed.

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  • SaltyAsTheSea

    Pretty much all the Abrahamic religions, because they're negatively impacting the world the most right now. At least Buddhism (generally) doesn't want to take anyone's rights away.

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    • Ellenna

      Buddhists have burned down muslim mosques: I'd call that taking people's rights away

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      • Fmlsince1992

        Not that I support either religion, but in all fairness, Buddhists aren’t always as peaceful as they’re made out to be.

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    • bob7

      maybe they are the only right ones?

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      • Zonfire80

        Jehova witness are the true religion I believe because they go by the Bible. No other religion comes close to that. I'm atheist but I believe they are the right ones.

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      • _Mehhhh_

        They can't all be right though. If several religions believe they are the only true right one and all people of other faiths are going into the fire, either one of them has to be right or none of them are.

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        • bob7

          what if they are all right , but since man kept changing and evolving the religion according to need, God kept sending prophets to remind them of what the true religion is and ended it at Islam (and made it the most strict version) where they didn't depend on their ancestors to write the book after 300-400 years of that prophets death like what happened with jesus , moses ...etcc

          literally just came up with this theory

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  • Islam probably. The way they treat women earns an automatic thumbs down from me.

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    • Zonfire80

      Women in the Bible don't have a right to authority like men. The husband are the heads. Women do play a big role though for the husband. I'm not Christian but that's what I've been taught.

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    • The_Abnormal

      Maybe if you understood the religion better.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Me too!

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      • Aethylfritha

        Me three. Also they disapprove of music. I think music can be divine and is a way God works through people. To deny your talebt is a sin

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        • RoseIsabella

          I love music!

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    • itachi_uchiha

      Yeah I also think this is worst no offense to any islams

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      • TheFypsyBaylor

        Lmao how can you follow that with "no offense to any Islams"? That's like saying "Africans are the worst race, no offense to any black people".

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        • itachi_uchiha

          I said in my other comment that every religion has its bads & goods in Islam too I was just supporting the guy who said Islam is worst

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          • TheFypsyBaylor

            My comment has nothing to do with any of that. My point was it's absurd to say something clearly offensive and just follow it up with "no offense" like that makes it ok. Believe what you want, but you can't tell people how to they should feel about it, that's just not how it works.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Hey OP, can you please add Scientology, and Mormonism to your list.

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    • Nickvey

      that might piss off the Freemasons if you leave them out

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      • RoseIsabella

        Add them too.

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  • lordofopinions

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Look it up.

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  • crackdealer

    I ain't understand why separating Sufism from Islam? I mean Sufism is an islamic sect like Salafism.

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  • Jedi...wtf

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  • odilo_globotnik

    lesbo feminism

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  • Aethylfritha

    Silliest...maybe Pastafarianism.

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  • megadriver

    Islam, or whatever it's considered today... Cause nothing says "meaning", like blowing yourself up to destroy the non believers and receive 72 virgins. Also note how it does not specify the gender of said 72 virgins. Good news for all the idiots that blow themselves up. Bastards did it for 72 male virgins...

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    • crackdealer

      The fact that there are 72 virgins in Islam is hoax.

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      • Nickvey

        virgin sheep or donkey

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  • AntiArchon

    Every religion.. except Buddhism..

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  • EnglishLad

    I'm an atheist but I try to be what I call a respectful atheist. That is, I don't have a religion, and I won't go with you to your church/mosque/synagogue/gurdwara/whatever other place of worship you choose to go to in order to worship whatever deity you choose to, but if you want to go do that on your own or with other people who are into your religion too, that's cool with me.

    The 2 things I ask in return are 1) don't force your choice of religion down my throat, and 2) don't chop my head off.

    If having a belief in a higher power helps you to live your life in a more fulfilling way, all power to your elbow, but I personally choose to live my own life how I see fit, as opposed to living my life by a book.

    I therefore refuse to answer this question as in my opinion, all religions in themselves deserve the same amount of respect, and when people start disrespecting other people purely for the sake of their religion, that is when problems start to arise.

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  • Hansberger

    A money-grubbing cult is still a religion because it's a vastly important worship of one man (called a cult), I called the above on the list religions for the sake of convenience when Buddhism isn't a religion, it's being human without gods and almost anyone (except the posh) can be Buddhists, whether you already believe in a religion or not, even an atheist can be a Buddhist, it's merely a philosophy which is important for Buddhists. I'm one of them: an atheist and a Buddhist. Despite popular belief, Buddhists don't believe in the supernatural (except in death), Buddhists have saints but I'm not a saint, just a regular person trying to do great things.

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  • matthebat124

    scientogy definitly

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  • RandomNumbers

    all religions have good stuff to offer to humanity (yes, including islam).
    The only religion that i would consider silly would be satanism, simply because it was created to go aganist what is know to be a all loving father. What a dick sons they are!

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    • Hansberger

      I think the whole Islam religion is a joke: ridiculous food, covering their heads (when it's normal to ignore it), justifying terrorism. But this is a poll about how silly it is, not some poll of the terrors of religion!

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    • Fetiza000

      stfu

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    • Jonniebonnire

      Satanism is not worshiping the chrstian devil. Satan is two different things. Search up satanism satan

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      • RoseIsabella

        Satanists worship themselves.

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  • itachi_uchiha

    All relegions are great & almost gives the same message but if I have to choose I think Hinduism is better then all
    PS- every religion are equal & are good & bad in their own ways. To hurt any particular relegion wasn't my intention but sorry if anybody felt it

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    • Hansberger

      Not all religions have a message, nor are they all moral, the less popular religions are philosophy-based and are in no way controlling powers. An example is Angelici, all it is is a belief in angels, it's not good or moral or immoral as such, but it does no harm.

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      • itachi_uchiha

        The common message is peace & I think all relegions believe in peace & no harm to others

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        • Hansberger

          Not really, there are religions with no love and compassion. Christianity's a lie, like you need the guidance of God to be good, repenting, it's a lie. And Christianity is violent, I'd rather follow the love and nonviolence of Buddhism than that ridiculous clown named Jesus.

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          • itachi_uchiha

            Well i agree with you but I don't think you can say that any religion is a lie it just depends on people's believe coz some people needs the guidance of god to be good
            Truly I don't believe in any religion but I like Hinduism then the others

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            • Hansberger

              The devil is evil, redemption, repentence, it's a bunch of systematic lies because you don't need those in order to be good. Christian Science isn't a lie itself but a mistake, we can't magically get better (become well) with the thinking mind, it doesn't work, another reason I hate Christianity.

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  • Scientology wasn't added

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Well Buddhism has meditation instead of prayer, so at least you're not wasting all your time praying. You're meditating instead, which has since been proven to be very beneficial. So I probably wouldn't go for Buddhism anyway.

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  • rayb12

    feminism

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  • pavlikmmm

    Christianity hands down , the bibel is just a bunch of fairy tales . And the religion itself is used on no to brigth people to steal all of their money

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    • Fetiza000

      ''bibel''

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  • Plutoqueen123

    No religions are silly or stupid, all are created with intent, all deserve to be respected.

    They’re all beautiful religions, but I do think that the world would profit more if there were no religions at all.

    The only thing that’s truly silly is how we’ve fought so many wars over religion.

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    • RoseIsabella

      They're not all equal, and not all cultures are equal either.

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  • Nickvey

    the most selective is freemasonry , the path to salvation and everlasting life is only freemasons men. they become a god and are worshiped by alien beings.

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    • Hansberger

      The only way to salvation is Puritanism, and I'll be the proud owner of brown pocketless clothes. :)

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  • Satanism is the silliest, because Satan is generally known to be bad/evil. I think it's weird that he even has a religion.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I used to know a Satanist. She was actually raised as a Satanist, because both of her parents were Satanist. I remember people would refer to her as Goth and she would always correct them, and say she was a Satanist.

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      • Hansberger

        I'm the founder of a sect of Satanism, but it didn't do good to anyone so I gave it up.

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        • You bet it didn't do good to anyone.

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    • Lol, this is my first hidden comment.

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  • magic7

    All Religions are bad. You must believe that Jesus is Lord and trust in Him

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    • Hansberger

      Still a religion, read the list, silly!

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      • magic7

        Jesus rebelled against the religious people who crucified him!

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        • Hansberger

          He was religious, I don't call Christianity an irreligion, it's a bloody religion!

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  • nikkiclaire

    Science

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    • That's the dumbest comment you've ever made.

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    • Hansberger

      Science isn't a religion, and it's not silly, this is a copout!

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      • Nickvey

        science has all the characteristics of religion complete with fanatical popes and disciples

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        • nikkiclaire

          Exactly, thank you.

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        • Hansberger

          No it doesn't! But I admit it's quasi-religious. With morality it puts religion in the picture and turns against the conventional morals of religion. But the rules will change, unlike religion, which will never change.

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      • nikkiclaire

        Wait for the ferver and then tell me it's not a religion.

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        • Hansberger

          I think the art of a science is the rejection of religion, religion has no place in the lab, unless it were pseudoscience!

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