What's the stupidest invention?

What do you think are some of the stupidest inventions (items) far as everyday stuff that the average Joe might own or have access to?

I'm thinking the electric can opener and that fake bird they're selling on TV. I think it's called the Perfect Polly.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Birdcages.

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  • LovelyMay

    Condoms.

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    • White__October

      We're talking about stupid inventions here. Condoms ain't stupid! I mean, without condoms I'd be pregnant god knows how many times by now. Those things really saved my life!

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals

    Income tax

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    Well here is a stupid invention. Its called a banana slicer. A banana slicer is in the shape of a banana. You pull out the banana removing skin. You set it on flat surface and put the slicer over it. Walla you have banana slices. However many have argued that considering how soft a banana is that basically anything else would work to easily cut a banana. So most believe this device is pretty useless.

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    • dirtybirdy

      I had to laugh at "walla."

      It's voila.

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    • Seems like it would take so long to use it and then wash it afterwards too. I agree it sounds incredibly stupid. I'm not seeing what the advantage of it is!

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        They should make an apple slicer. I think they would be a lot more useful. I mean you cut a banana with a spoon if you wanted to.

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        • I think they do. I know they make apple corers anyway

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          • RomeoDeMontague

            They do? Where can I find one?

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            • Yep they make a device that cores and slices an apple. Any store that sells kitchen stuff probably has it or just order it online.

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            • NotStrangeBird

              At the fucking auto parts store. Where else?

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  • KingRabbit

    Leaf blowers

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  • Shroot

    Bannanas.

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  • gummy_jr

    Bear traps

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    • They're pretty handy for catching bears tho.

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      • gummy_jr

        I don't want to get caught :(

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        • Oh you mean kodiaks with kodaks? That kinda bear trap?

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  • RoseIsabella

    The Pet Rock was hella stupid.

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    • datguy

      hella stupid? oh hello Cartman

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      • RoseIsabella

        Eric Cartman, I love that little fat ass!

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        • datguy

          Hey, I’m not fat, I’m big boned!!! *cat goes up to cartman for food* No, kitty, my food *screams kitty in annoying voicr* Kitty, respect my athawati!!!!! XD

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          • RoseIsabella

            BEEFCAKE!

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  • Karmasbitch

    Fork chops.

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    • Had to google that. Yeah, they're stupid!

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  • dybex

    Banana protector case. It's usually something a parent buys for their kid.

    Seriously would you buy your kid something that looks like that. They're even available in 'pink' for goodness sake.

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    • eastbeast

      Oh.......they are for putting Bananas in....never mind..

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  • bananaface

    Gawd, what's up with all of the hate against banana related inventions here?

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    • dom180

      Haha :P

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      • bananaface

        Ha, I even got thumbed down for this! Seriously, why all the banana hate? Sheesh!

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        • ChaoticBunny

          I like bananas!

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  • megadriver

    Too much to list. Snuggie, that fork with a spanner (James may showed in TG) and pet rocks (to name a few.)

    But since I am a car guy, I will tell you some useless car inventions.

    The motorized seatbelt that is present in some american cars. Why?! Can't you reach out for the seatbelt yourself?
    Cup holders. I am european and the only use they have in my car is collecting dust and me cleaning them! A car is not a bar, or a coffee shop! Besides, all the on-the-go stuff is terrible!
    Car bras. They actually cause damage. They flop about and can cause scratches. And they protect a part of the paint only! Know what I mean? Ask your girlfriend to take off her bra at the beach and see if her boobs got a tan... They don't!
    Fart cans - self explanatory!
    Parking sensors/ rear cameras on small cars. If you need help to park a 2m car, you shouldn't be allowed to drive!!!

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  • John-Galt

    The AccuJac.

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  • Whatever there selling on late night infomercials sucks.

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  • WhiteCrow

    Those white things in package boxes. Just use bubble wrap for heavens sake! It does the same job, plus it's fun to pop da bubbles!

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  • the bird is the word

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  • TheInfamousStranger

    You

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  • brutallyhonest71

    Stephen Hawking's running shoes

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  • Lastchild725

    Cock-flavored lollipop. Just ask Rip Torn

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  • myownopinions

    Pet rocks. Yes, you can actually buy them.

    Also, the lucky break wishbone.

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  • xgrimesx

    The b'owl and the d'ump, and the innernette all from Cinco family products

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    • The Cinco phone is great though because it can't receive calls so no one can bother you at work or on your liesure time.

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  • thegypsysailor

    There is a tool sold to open things packaged in that molded plastic that is sold in the molded plastic packaging. That's pretty stupid.

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    • Those promotional letter openers do the same job and they're free!

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      • thegypsysailor

        No, not true. I've broken scissors and cut myself seriously trying to open the hard plastic packaging I'm talking about.

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        • Hmm. Well, it works for me.

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  • linchpin

    Snuggie. They make people look like members of some gay religious cult.

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    • Yeah. And are blankets that hard to operate that sleeves are necessary? I guess they've sold a lot of them but I've never seen anyone using one. I think it's one of those things your gramma buys off of tv for Christmas presents.

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  • geek_god_101

    Watch this clip. Pretty dumb inventions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHoZRr1dvOo

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  • Dance, puppets, dance!

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  • Women.

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