What's the weirdest dream you had?

I've had many weird dreams and I often forget it

But this one i remember:

I was with a group of friends (all unknown faces) and we were on a trip, we were in a hurry to be at some place on time.
My shoe laces felt a little loose so I sat and started tying my shoelaces and suddenly one of the girl in the grp turned and said "hurry up, we're dreaming"
Then I woke up

Had a dream about the end times strangely enough it wasnt all that bad.

The christians were raptured and the world moved on people were like the fuck for a couple of weeks and but got over it.

Turns out the anti christ was ivanka trump and she wasnt all that bad of a ruler hell everyone loved her.

She created believe it or not a heaven on earth she ended wars no starvation and when Jesus came back he was impressed.

Now here is the crazier part Jesus Christ came back as Robin Williams the world was surprised by this but there was no great battle of good and evil because he saw no need.

Robin Williams was ok with everything and he and anti christ ivanka decided that they should attack the real enemy which was god.

God for some reason was amy Winehouse and as for satan he was shaka zulu and the shitstorm that happened was crazy as hell.

Apparently heaven is no differnet then earth it was segregated between human and Angels with humans being treated as subbeings.

Hell is just one being roller coaster of hookers and casino's torture isnt a thing.

This was by far the weirdest dream I had ever had.

I always end up being destroyed in my dreams in some horrifying, extremely painful fashion.

So the weirdest dream for me was when I dreamed I was sitting at a bus stop. Then I woke up.

Lord Voldemort and "ein bisschen Salz" fought over a cheesecake in the middle of a flying glowing forest until a black glove came and killed both with a pillow of golden acid balls.

Too many to bore you with.
Couple snippets though -

A few months after my mom died, I dreamed I was trying to call her cell phone but got the operator message, "We're sorry, but the number you have reached has passed on".

Another one was about Thanksgiving. I went to some restaurant and they hardly had any food left so they put out a sign saying, "Please negotiate with other customers about how much food each of you is going to take."

In another one - A few co-workers were bringing over a bunch of stuff that I had thrown out after my mom died. Come to find out, my mom wasn't dead after all. When I saw her, I thought, "Did they just keep her in the hospital for an entire year?" I never asked, we just started reorganizing stuff like nothing happened.

Had a dream that i was a human pet dog to my boyfriends step dad. He was exploiting me in naked photoshoots at a toysrus and basically threatened to physically abuse me at home if I didnt comply.

This is a long one.

It was a schooltrip and when we arrived i forgot my lunch at home. So i teleported over there somehow, but i could not get back. Then i woke up but fell asleep quickly. In that dream we were on a schooltrip, but we were some blocks from the destination and it was slightly changed. There was a big skatingramp, almost 32 meters up in the sky and close to the ramp was a bunch of mattresses and one looked like a cat. My friends told me to hang onto the mattress and wait for the golden time-when the wind blows best. But it was like 6 hours until the golden time but it was only 2 seconds until the wind blowed the best. And ooo. The mattress flied into the sky while me and my friends was holding onto it. We were closing in to a liqour store parking lot. The matress went lower and lower until i, hit the metal fence with head first. My friends and i laughed. It didn't hurt. Then i woke up.

I've never had a normal dream, don't know what that would be.

I once dreamed that everyone in the world was naked but me and I was the one ashamed.

I was being chased over the hills by a gang of killer horses. I was running on the spot and not actually moving anywhere so they were catching up. Somehow I got to a house and these horses smashed through the wall with their heads. I got cornered, one bit me and I woke up screaming.

If I told people the kinda shit I dream about they'd go blind.

Just kidding, I've only dreamt of one particularly shocking thing.

The weirdest dream/nightmare I ever had...

The entire world was all fluffy and bright colored like those weird marshmellows you buy from the store. I was in my house chillin like a villain with my sisters. I (or some camera thing) pans out into the street where a lone fire hydrant begins to glow. A voice THUNDERS from this little fire hydrant, and the sky fades to dark. Despite this, the world’s blush-like hues persisted as shadows didn’t exist. Sirens screeched overhead, and my eyes grew wide as this hydrant begins to murmer weird ass sounds from some horror movie out there. Slime and bubbles began to spew out of this sinister guy thing and suddenly I felt the need to look for my family. So I bouced all around the house, but alas, nobody was there. When I booped to the streets, there was not a single soul. There wasnt even evidence of others existing there, besides my memory of them. A pang of guilt hit me. Without warning the fire hydrant grew legs, arms and laughed manatically as he floated up into the sky. As mister evil hydrant raised his hand Koolaid spilled onto the earth, blowing up everything.

Then I woke up, I was riding a goat into the sun.

Woke up again and I was in bed crying.

I have had a few weird dreams.

I have driven a firetruck, hover/flew around a valley - peter pan style, i have dreamt of a teacher at my school climbing a building with stilts, and books flying around in a circle in the library.

The weirdest part of that was him asking for a big mac why did he ask you that.

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