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Things I do...
Make sound boards of people I know from my voice mails and prank call people they know as them.
Have converstations with my stuff.
I helped save the world from the large hadron collider by creating a new reality.
I astrally project to other times and diminsions through dreams and know how to time travel.
I regularly dress weird for no reason. I have different characters such as a time traveling cyborg cat, a demonic fairy clown, and a steampunk police officer/politician
I catch bugs in the yard at night sometimes and the neighbors probablly wonder what I'm doing.
I've been banned from the following places... Denny's, Safeway, Tacoma Boys, Tacoma Mall, State Fair, AMPM, Bus #3 and The island by my house. Usually the reason for the ban is bad behavior.
I put blueberries on my pizza.
I once stole a newspaper machine and spent all night breaking it open only to find $3.50 in quarters.
Most people think I'm a meth addict even though I am not. I'm actually heavly medicated on tranqulizers and they still think this sometimes.
I sing in a death metal band that plays songs about things like butterflies and kitty cats.
Jacked off on the plane with a sheet over me before just to see if I could get away with it
Went do jail for copying $5 bills and trying to buy gas.
Put a dead mouse in a deli sandwich at walmart.
I can play several unusual insturments such as accordian, banjo, harpsichord and steal drums. I own all those and more too.
I can't pay attention to tv very well. I will often not remember hardly any details of a movie after just watching it. My memory seems fine if I am actively doing something though.
I often forget I'm cooking and go to sleep. I have near caught the house on fire often.
I have a map on my wall with marks on it and tell people those are where the bodies are hidden, although its a joke.
I'm a terrible neighbor to have unless you like to party all the time.
I have had several paranormal experiences that most people aren't aware of.
I put friends phone numbers on fake flyers such as a lost alligator or a gay construction company. Its funny when they complain about the calls. Sometimes the police bother them.
As a kid I was constantly in trouble at school. Things I did included throwing the garbage can down the stairs regularly, tossing things out the upstairs class windows, destroyed school properity and was constantly disruptive. Punishment only made me worse. I didn't get to graduate until I was 22.
I was older than I should have been when I stopped habits like wetting the bed and chewing on my shirt.
Troll people including my friends as everyones favoite suspicious arab man.
I probablly wouldn't have noticed most these aren't normal if this website as well as my doctor didn't tell me.
I could write several pages of these things if I really wanted to.
I come on this site, and ask people if I'm normal, bearing in mind that these 'people' are also questioning their normality ;)
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...and this got through the mods.
weirdest thing i do is horde fat people in my basement and feed them wheat thins but i cross out thin with a sharpie and put fat above it. so i pretty much kidnap people and feed them wheat fats. i also like to dress up as kurt kobain and put a squirt gun in my mouth and drink the water.
Drawing rule34/cartoon porn, and I don't even get aroused by it, it's just fun, cute and makes them more realistic to me
Well, if it's the weirdest thing I "do" and not "done", then based on that it would probably have to be that I spend way too much time glaring at myself in the mirror to the point of it being unhealthy.
I enjoy caking myself in my own sh*t. I dont know if that's weird though
Forlornly hope that one or two who read my posts, might come away with something that could ease their passage through this one and only guaranteed life we have. It should be a magnificent and wonder filled experience, not a horrid, painful and lonely one.
So what makes this the weirdest thing I do? Because I have pretty much given up on humanity and choose do not get involved in the lives of others, any more.
some may find this to be the weirdest thing I do is sitting in the living room with a Foley Cather in my penis hook to a dran bag watching TV.it feels so good i do it for fun before she gives me anal sex..a wonderful woman and a great sex life.
Even after several hours of contemplation I wouldn't know as almost everything I do is wierd.
If I said all the weird things I do I'd have to kill you all.
Mwahahaha!
Weirdest thing I do.
Go through strange brief bouts of obsessively wondering how I'm perceived, physically, mentally and even on IIN
I also like eating crumpets out of the packet
Weirdest thing I do...there's one thing, but it is too weird for the comments. It would make a decent post maybe. Other than that, I enjoy biting my nails down until they bleed and then pressing on them, biting off the skin around my nails, pressing the pages of books under my nails, pushing my teeth under my nails so it hurts, and generally be an asshole to my nails. It's like an urge and it feels good. So that's the second weirdest thing I do.
Honestly, the weirdest thing I do is what I don't do: have sympathy and compassion for others that aren't part of my family. I've had to pretend to care/fake emotion for others for years. Though lately I haven't been pretending and it really seems to piss people off.