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I called a co-worker a shit throwing, shuttle bus retard who should pack up and go home if he's just going to cry all day instead of doing any actual work. He hasn't shown up for three weeks.
By the way I snapped at him after he accused me of being racist.
Lmao I feel abnormal reading this thread because where i'm from calling someone a nonce is just normal everyday banter, calling a family member a paedo for not putting the milk back in the fridge. My 60+ year old coworker called our co-ordinator a "horrible fat bastard dying cunt" this morning and no one blinked. My favourite insult is gobshite. Specifically "you little gobshite". I say it to my dogs, lovingly, everyday but I would also say it to someone trying to mug me.
My go-to insult is "go to outer space without a helmet on". It's a polite way of telling someone to go kill themselves.
I commented that with the amount of makeup a girl was wearing, i didn’t know if she was a Modigliani or a Picasso.
I got a wrath of hate for that one. People thought it was sexist/misogynist and just went to town on me.
When I was in my early 20s, an older woman (60s) I worked with bullied me. I was nice enough to wash her dishes after lunch because I had agreed to it upon taking the job (a stupid decision I'd never make again). When I stopped doing them she called me "the dishwasher" in front of the entire office. I was mortified but somehow I kept my cool because I didn't want to blow 3 years of work experience because of her. But if I could go back now, I would've called her an old saggy c*nt and walked out.
I told a girl she was ugly one time and I actually feel bad about it for some weird reason. I was a teenager but thats the only one that really stands out. We werent dating or anything I dont remember why I said it she was probably pissing me off but I feel bad because it was actually kinda true and that probably planted a seed in her head and made her depressed.
That's some weak sauce insulting if I've ever seen one...
I'm not insulting you I'm just describing you.
My worst insult is calling my dad a stupid idiot. People are smart what they do, but I suppose people define stupid like an idiot. People will misconstrue your intelligence.