What's the worst thing you've ever said to win an argument?

You're adopted and your family hates you.

I faked every orgasm.

"You're not half the man your momma was!"

I said it to someone whose mom actually went through sex re-assignment surgery to become a man, so you see it was pretty insulting and hard hitting.

He beat the shit outta me afterwards though, cant say I didnt deserve it.

Today I finally told off my annoying Co-Worker for bragging that's he's going to get that Promotion before me. I was so proud from all my Accomplishments.

Wait. I didn't say that, I think I said something corny like "We'll see about that!"

I been living life as a woman but I really have a penis

Yeah, ok. And you know that friend of yours you were afraid to introduce to me and thought of not doing it because you thought we had a lot in common? Well, you were right and you really shouldn't have.

We could always live like your fat alcoholic welfare mom

You know what, Dave? Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I REALLY do.

It's not a gf you need, it's a nurse!

He had a bad back :(

I hate you

:(

Didn't mean it of course, the tongue is a two edge sword

You mean less to me than a dead hooker in a dumpster

WTF is your problem? For your fucking information I did nothing wrong, grow up. Oh and, Anthony may have liked you when you met him but I don't think he would approve of your behaviour right now.

If you say so

"At least I'm not Mexican"
To a Mexican person

Why don't you just die.

Some of these are hilarious!

UMM, I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER I WAS CUMMING IN YOUR FOOD. OH, AND YOUR MOTHER'S TOO!

Ooh so you hate me? Ooh okay okay. Ooh so I'm not good at bed? Ooh yeah?

That's not what your sister said.

Just saying.

I didn't say it, my mum did, does it still count?

Me: I wish you wouldn't smoke.
Her: WELL IF YOU'RE LUCKY I'LL GET CANCER AND DIE!

....I was 7 or 8 at the time. And promptly burst into tears. I hadn't even been arguing with her, I just hated that she smoked. And she blew up.

shut your cake hole

Mine: "GO FUK UR MOM!"

The worst thing I have ever said was "Your mother is a toothless whore"

I am silently judging you while trying to contain my rage at what you just said. I will keep this internal atomic bomb ticking until the day you die.

Yesterday I got into an argument with my aunt.
"No, it's not that I'm too busy to come home and take care of my bunny! It's that I can't spend two minutes in this house without hearing you two fighting and I can't stand being here!"

Talk about applying pressure to an already unstable structure.

I stormed at my mum. I regretted it a lot.

'I wish you had never given birth to me! Come on and beat me! Don't you ever touch me! I'd call the police right away.'

(I said these words in Cantonese.)