What's your fav knock knock joke? 'knock knock.

who there? Mister. mister who? 'missed her by 1/2 inch!

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  • DADNSCAL

    Knock-knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Oh stop it you’re breaking my heart.

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  • Holzman_67

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    The ghost of your inevitable demise
    Go away! I thought I told you not to come round here anymore!

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Knock knock.

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    • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

      Come in.

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        Can I interest you in a copy of The Watchtower?

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        • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

          ~There must be some kind of way outta here
          Said the joker to the thief
          There's too much confusion
          I can't get no relief
          Business men, they drink my wine
          Plowmen dig my earth
          None will level on the line
          Nobody offered his word
          Hey, hey
          No reason to get excited
          The thief, he kindly spoke
          There are many here among us
          Who feel that life is but a joke
          But, uh, but you and I, we've been through that
          And this is not our fate
          So let us stop talkin' falsely now
          The hour's getting late, hey
          Hey
          All along the watchtower
          Princes kept the view
          While all the women came and went
          Barefoot servants, too
          Well, uh, outside in the cold distance
          A wildcat did growl
          Two riders were approaching
          And the wind began to howl, hey
          All along the watchtower
          All along the watchtower~

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          • RoseIsabella

            HELL YEAH! 😎

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