What's your occupation?

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I work in retail. Sometimes I do warehouse work. What's yours?

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    I'm an international super spy... SUPER SPY!!!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      2 years ago

      You could be an arch villain in a big swivel chair with the cat in your lap

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        I would love to be a Bond villain.

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        • LloydAsher
          2 years ago

          What's your iconic piece that separates you from your goons? You got a cool hat or a robot arm or a badass seat (cat included)?

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          • RoseIsabella
            2 years ago

            You know, I don't actually know. I will have to give this some serious thought. 🤔

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    2 years ago

    Man Child.

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago

    I'm retired! Haha.

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  • JustJazzin
    2 years ago

    Physicians Assistant

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  • LornaMae
    2 years ago

    Being gorgeous. It's so tiring and there's no pay.

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      Except attention? And free drinks?

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      • LornaMae
        2 years ago

        Nope, Lloyd, neither. I refuse that kind of attention and I can afford to buy my own drinks.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          2 years ago

          *rescinds virtual cocktail offer*

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          • LornaMae
            2 years ago

            Hahaha oh no!

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
              2 years ago

              bartender id like two dirty martinis

              filthy dumpstersa dirtyness

              a variable new jersey wortha filth in my martinis

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    library clerk

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      You are a librarian?

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      • [Old Memory]
        2 years ago

        nope - clerk. librarian requires master's in library science. clerk doesn't.

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        • LloydAsher
          2 years ago

          Please tell me that a PHD in library science doesnt actually exist. Because that's just sad.

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          • [Old Memory]
            2 years ago

            they exist, but they're uncommon. most librarians have a master's.

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            • [Old Memory]
              2 years ago

              Wow.

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  • hidden.hands
    2 years ago

    I let men and woman do whatever they want to my body for money ;) jk I'm a janitor

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  • Vvaas
    2 years ago

    serial killer

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Bon Vivant & Ne'er-do-well.

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Shopkeeper.

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
    2 years ago

    Right now I'm an IHSS caregiver, and I worked as a preschool teacher before COVID. I'm also a college student.

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    • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore
      2 years ago

      I would ultimately like to have my own childcare center.

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    2 years ago

    Michael Jackson impersonator. I also run a daycare on the side if anyone needs help with the little ones:)

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      Yeah those two things go together like sand and vaginas.

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      • Lusty-Argonian
        2 years ago

        XD

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    Between professions at the current moment. Enrolled in trucking school. Seemed like a good idea considering the state of the economy and my lack of office etiquette.

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  • raisinbran
    2 years ago

    Something to do with compooters and like typing shit to make things do stuff on screen or like using the mouse to make shit.

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  • Irizu3748392746483938
    2 years ago

    Scammer.

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  • PurpleHoneycomb
    2 years ago

    I do secretary work for a local lawyer. Before this, I was going highway maintenance work.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Retired drug dealer

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  • darefu
    2 years ago

    Master Baitor !

    Food Critic,
    Specialties, taco and sausage

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    I'm currently a volunteer at a charity shop.

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  • Chap
    2 years ago

    I'm an extremely famous Rockstar with girlfriends that have been on the cover of Playboy

    I'm friends with Slash, Sebastian Bach, Izzy Stradlin, Alice Cooper, Michael Monroe, and many many others

    And I've actually been on the cover of Rolling Stone, so, I'm pretty fuckin' special :D

    /j

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    makin smartass comments on isitnormal

    chasin squirrels with the dingo

    also some technical bullshit

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago

      So... diesel mechanic?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        2 years ago

        im not not a diesel mechanic

        but i like to focus on the squirrel chasin

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