What should i do in this situation?
I was out at the dumpsters behind the store, throwing a bag of garbage in. Immediately after I threw the bag in, I yawned. That was when a fly flew in my mouth. It didn’t fly back out again. I felt it buzz somewhere down in my chest, as if it wanted to let me know it was still there. I didn’t know what to do so I started singing: “There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed that fly, perhaps she’ll _______”
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But maybe I'll only die if the fly itself dies inside of me. It’s still alive; I felt it buzzing. Maybe there’s some oxygen down there, wherever it is. What if it is female and lays eggs inside of me. I have to get it out.
How do I get it out?
| Vacuum cleaner, with the crevice attachment—suck it out | 1 | |
| Smoke a strong cigar—gas it out | 8 | |
| Keep my mouth open—it will fly toward the light | 3 | |
| Drink a mickey of rye—make it happy | 2 | |
| Drink a two-four of beer—might not like rye | 1 | |
| Other. | 3 |