What should i do on my birthday?

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What shall I do to celebrate my 24th birthday in 2020 as I can’t go out? I’ve already tidied my eyebrows and shaved off my snail trail as a treat and will be creating a delicious pizza for myself on the day (this Wednesday). How else shall I reward myself for making another rotation around the sun? All suggestions welcome...

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  • verynormalusername
    3 years ago

    get a small pet, like a frog or a fish

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I have some wild frogs who live in my pond.

      It’s a good suggestion but I’m not ready for the responsibility of a pet right now.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Get a massage, and or a facial.

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  • momgetthecamera
    3 years ago

    ooh ooh
    uhh go fresh water swimming, that is often pleasant, bring a picnic and beer!
    have a dance party? It may feel silly if you can not get into it
    Make a mess on purpose
    Shower in your clothes
    uhh uhh
    Make prank calls and troll posts
    Drive far far away and sleep in your car B)
    Play videogames

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Troll posts! Excellent idea. None of my pussy friends will go swimming with me sadly but I could just stand in my backyard sprinkler I suppose.

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  • COVID-19
    3 years ago

    You're gonna have to get creative in 2020. What about normal parks? Or the beach?

    Most people here have had virtual parties. Everyone at their laptop on a video call chatting and drinking the night away.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    Invite your friends over.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      My relatives would eat them I’m afraid. I’ll invite them to the park though.

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      • Somenormie
        3 years ago

        Well at least that would be something fun, I do that sometimes with most of my friends have fun with playing some games out there.

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  • jethro
    3 years ago

    Who said that you can't go out? Go and do whatever you had in mind to do and tell the rest of world to go screw themselves.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I meant going out to a club or trampoline park or something, everything’s still closed here.

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      • jethro
        3 years ago

        I bet that there are tons of underground clubs operating. There are hundreds of after hours clubs that are operating outside of the rules. So I imagine that they are still in operation even today. Or just go to whatever is open. It's out there if you just look for it.

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  • KacyWatson
    3 years ago

    Order a pizza and masturbate all day. Put it on pornhub. :)

    I understand that it is so shit that you can't still go out and do anything. But .. I give you my best suggestion at least..

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I’m afraid “Sad goth wanking off while crying” already stole my act there.

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