What should i name my cat?

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I got a new cat recently, and I'm having trouble sticking to a name. I picked this assortment of names because Tesla is after Nicola Tesla and I'm a huge nerd, Xylem because it's basically plant tissue and her eyes are a vibrant leafy green, and again, you know, nerdiness. Lithium because it goes well with my other cat's name, which is Liam. Luna because of her fur. She's small, and mostly white with some grey tabby stripes on her forehead, back and tail. It makes me think of the dark side of the moon. Oh, and it goes well with Liam. And Eirwyn, because it means "white" (also like her fur) and is an alternate spelling of the Earwen; one of Tolkien's elven charactors. Any thoughts? :)

Tesla 21
Xylem 13
Lithium 6
Luna 50
Eirwyn 6
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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    Write the names in the litter box and whichever one it scats upon is the chosen one...or pick the name out of a hat for the cat.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Based on your method of choosing why not just call it Crapper?

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      I think I like the hat idea better: less messy.

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  • Hamid37USA
    10 years ago

    Thank you for your invite to dinner. I look forward to eat cat in America.

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    • autum@83
      10 years ago

      will you eat their pig too...yuck that is grouse!!!

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  • Shroot
    10 years ago

    Cat

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  • CheyChey
    10 years ago

    Name it Kitty cat!!! Seriously though I like lithium reminds of Nirvana & Evanescence.

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    of your choices, Tesla. cause tessy is a nice nickname

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      Indeed :)

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  • melissa0511
    10 years ago

    Puss'N'Boots.

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  • Eighthtrytoremembermypassword
    10 years ago

    I named my cats Ice and Climbs.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      Those are cute :)

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      • Eighthtrytoremembermypassword
        10 years ago

        Thx

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  • isitnormalgirl
    10 years ago

    Nyan cat,pusheen :3

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  • bemah
    10 years ago

    Paul. haha nah i'm just kidding.
    My cat's called leo.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    I think you should name her Artemis!

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  • Dulse.
    10 years ago

    Crackers. Or maybe Socrates.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      Those would be cute names for a boy cat :)

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    None of them, what the fuck.

    Eirwyn?! Eirwyn the cat?!

    XYLEM?!

    Terrible...

    Name it Furballz. The 'z' instead of an 's' is essential and part of the charm.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Maybe xylophone

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      • disthing
        10 years ago

        Or maybe Xylitol.

        Enough to make you turbo shart all over yourself.

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          a man after my own heart
          *manures his underpants full

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      • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
        10 years ago

        I considered that actually.

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    • Pika-girl
      10 years ago

      Like I named my dog Pebblez. Well, because her tail looked like a pebble.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      I figured since she's a cat, I could go with something weird; it's not like she'll get teased by the other cats.

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      • disthing
        10 years ago

        Yeah but those names... I guess you said your reasons.

        Out of that lot, Luna is the most pleasant. I would definitely choose that :)

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      • GuessWho
        10 years ago

        ...But you may get teased by other people.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Those names are an abomination to language.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      Then you haven't been paying attention to any celebrity's spawns in the last few decades :P

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        All I know is MJ's is named Blanket or something, which is fucked, I mean that's a person man.

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        • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
          10 years ago

          I know, that's why I thought I'd give all the weird names I like to my cats :) I heard someone recently named their twins Lemonjello and orangejello, and another couple who were all over the news a couple years ago, named their kids Adolf Hilter and Aryan Nation. See, my cat names are too bad :P

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          • [Old Memory]
            10 years ago

            Adolf Hilter and Aryan Nation lol, the most racist family of all time.

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            • dirtybirdy
              10 years ago

              Those people were just in the news again after having another baby the other day. New jersey... reprefuckinsent. *sigh*

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Each choice is worse than the last.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      They're still better than what people are naming their kids these days

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      • anti-hero
        10 years ago

        OMG... God just spoke to me! Bows down to the alter of Pastafarianism.

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  • [email protected]
    10 years ago

    Also,.....For good pussy FUCK A CAT

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  • [email protected]
    10 years ago

    Name the little fucker after ME!!....MAD DOG 546!!

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  • randomnessme
    10 years ago

    Call her Miss Kitty! :) or jinx/jinxy

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  • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
    10 years ago

    My friend whose visiting didn't like any of the names I picked (shocking, I know) and he named her Laine.

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  • FionnaCakeFan
    10 years ago

    Luna. Just for some reason it makes me feel nice. Ahhhhh!

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    • Pika-girl
      10 years ago

      Kails?! Hello, sister! How are you here?

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Xelha or Mitzuti. (These are characters from Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean.

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      I like those!

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Thank you!

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    Babbs

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  • Sketcher18
    10 years ago

    Luna and Eirwyn are probably the most normal names.
    I'm assuming Eirwyn sounds like Erin?

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    • Valentina
      10 years ago

      no I think like "Err-win". I like Eirwyn the most from the choices

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      • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
        10 years ago

        It's pronounced like Ear-when

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        • Valentina
          10 years ago

          then I don't like it anymore

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        • Shiakuwe
          10 years ago

          I don't like it. I would go with Trojainous every time.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Is it male or female?

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    • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
      10 years ago

      Female

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  • Fabulous
    10 years ago

    Rastus Mccoon

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      You might as well go with Sambo if you're considering Rastus
      Both are not good

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      • The_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
        10 years ago

        I'm not. -cringe-

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