What the fuck is long pork?
When I was in the Amazon on a long boat ride through the jungle, I came across a village where I briefly stayed. Anyways, this restaurant served something called long pork, and I ordered it thinking it was like pulled pork. I don't know what it was, but the stuff was weird. Tasted funny. What was this stuff though? Because it definitely wasn't pork or anything I have had before or since.