What the hell is up with people allowing their dogs to get that close?

Those of you who have dogs and don't mind them being off leash in public, why do you think it's OK for your dog to make a b-line for my coochie? I mean, would YOU walk right up to me and put your nose ON my vagina? OK, then. So why the hell do you let your dog do it?

SHEEEEEEEESH!!!!

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Comments ( 27 )
  • missbeautiful

    im okay with it

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  • snarkygirl

    Lol cootchie.
    I never let my dogs off leash in public, one just takes off running and the other will catch squirrels or birds. Not even for a second. I guess I'm lucky by doggies are not really crotch sniffers. Maybe just because they're too short to reach.

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  • AB1234

    Then yours is a dog I'd be cool meeting.

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  • mysistersshadow

    Your asking the wrong group of ppl.

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    • AB1234

      Why?

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  • SoManyProblems

    Um, that's just what dogs do.

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    • AB1234

      Lemme see. I don't think young parents of toddlers would be cool if I had a cat that scratched their kids and to their horror I replied, "that's just what cats do." If people choose to "have" a pet, then they're responsible for the behavior of the animal. Not everyone is cool with our pets behaving as we typically allow them to.

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      • SoManyProblems

        Oh, be quiet.

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  • AB1234

    "Maybe just because they're too short to reach." Too funny!! You know they're looking at all the bigger dogs in that situation, thinking, "If I were only four inches taller!" :)

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  • snarkygirl

    Mine don't either.

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  • MissKira

    It's how they say hello, just go with it

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    • AB1234

      JGWI. HAAAA! And what about when they proceed to go all licky?

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      • MissKira

        Well... If no one is looking... It might feel good ;)

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        • AB1234

          Um, daaaaamn!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    See potatoes would never do this.

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    • AB1234

      OK, OK... What the hell are potatoes?

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Po-Tay-Toes

        Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

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        • AB1234

          Lord of the Rings!

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  • Jujudog

    if our noses were as keen as the dogs, then yes I'd say we would beat the dog to it.

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    • AB1234

      How do you think it would go over, you meeting girl after girl at a party and getting your nose all up in there each time?

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      • Jujudog

        well its not like i'd be the only one, so i'd be fairly inconspicuous.
        I imagine.

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        • AB1234

          You're so baaaaad. Damn!

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  • bucketfullofbuttholes

    Flip the dog off.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    yalld prefer that i make a beeline for yalls coochie instead?

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    • AB1234

      Har-har...

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        so make a beeline for the coochie while yall makes pirate noises

        got it

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        • AB1234

          Dude, you're hilarious.

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