What type of farter are you

You're with mixed company, like at a wedding for example. Some people you know well, others you don't.

Apologize	5
Pretend it didn't happen	17
Double down and fart again this time on purpose (look the person square in the eye while doing it)	8

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EnglishLad

9 months ago

I would rip a toe curler then blame the person next to me

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Tommythecaty

9 months ago

Fart in the punch, it’s the only fair way to dish it out.

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- normal-rebellious
  
  9 months ago
  
  I'd rather fart in my pants and in nothing in particular.
  
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    9 months ago
    
    They’re meta pants.
    
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StrawberryLollipop

9 months ago

Try to make a noise that sounds like it and blame it on the noise

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- StrawberryLollipop
  
  9 months ago
  
  or the thing that made the noise I guess
  
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Holzman_67

9 months ago

I would say excuse me. Not really an apology just an acknowledgment. In the setting you described, I’d be embarrassed, but that would help some.

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LloydAsher

9 months ago

If my partner could not appreciate a funny fart things would never work.

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normal-rebellious

9 months ago

I pretend it didn't happen, but then again when someone says I'm rude, I double down and do even more of my unaccepted manners. 🙂

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jethro

9 months ago

Like Gibbs always said "Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."

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- normal-rebellious
  
  9 months ago
  
  I think apologising is denying my essence, so I never apologise.
  
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raisinbran

9 months ago

Never, ever apologize.

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