What world would be like if you couldn't masturbate?

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For instance you as a guy need your genitals to detect female body part by coming in contact with it before it gets aroused otherwise if you try it with your right hand, your dick would be like "Access denied!" and for women "Access granted!" What do you think about world like this? What if there were lifelong virgins that their dicks would tell them repeatedly "Access denied" to their right hand. Worse than thirst, nope? But the good news, I suppose women would as well have access denied to their hands and require a male for "Access granted" to arousal and I suppose in the end of it all! That would solve the problem of people being single, nope??? Am I normal or crazy?

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  • dude_Jones
    1 year ago

    Meh. Get naked a nudist park. Everybody would start licking and sucking everybody else. All human activity from politics to law to business always becomes a cluster fuck anyway.

    Just add body oil, sweat, and a few colored lights. A compelling situation, indeed.

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  • kelili
    1 year ago

    Humans have always found a way. Sex toys, vegetables...

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    • Giorgi
      1 year ago

      Marijuana hits better.

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    • Giorgi
      1 year ago

      Hmm yeah, masturbation feels like a little better than smoking a cigarette, makes me want to try drugs instead since self arousal became a little boring.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    I imagine hookers would be popular

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      Hookers were always popular

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    • Giorgi
      1 year ago

      Yeah, but now I just prefer being high than masturbation. Masturbation is such a weak rush.

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        1 year ago

        Sex is the best rush in my opinion. Second is diladids shot into the veins. Its kind of like heroine but better. When I did it for the first time I lost all urges to smoke or drink anymore because nothing compares even slightly.

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        • Giorgi
          1 year ago

          No idea, haven't experienced, so going to stick to weed smoking, that's what is available but even that, is pretty pricy so rarely smoke but when i do, i appreciate it to it's fullest.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    1 year ago

    Interesting thought. I wonder if prostitution would finally be legalised. If it was, it'd be very slow becoming legalised anyway. All of the politicians are already able to fuck their wives and/or secretaries anyway, and most of them are probably so old that they don't have much interest in sex anymore anyway, so it wouldn't make much difference to them. Prostitution would probably become something that cops would turn a blind eye to anyway. Maybe some people would set up like a sex charity, where they'd have sex with anyone who can't afford prostitutes and who have trouble finding a sex partner. It should become much easier to find someone to have sex with though. It should become less embarrassing to simply ask someone to have sex with you, it may become like a straightforward mutual business arrangement than anything like a relationship. That would be awesome.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    What about oral though

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    Not my circus, not my monkey.

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  • farkelu
    1 year ago

    Masturbation is normal. Your question is far from normal!

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    Omg that's homophobic what if the woman is a lesbian?

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    • Giorgi
      1 year ago

      It's something hypothetical, I mean, can't really exist. But I wish I wasn't single and as retarded as i'm.

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  • jackstormwater
    1 year ago

    I think a lot more women would dress and act more provocatively if they knew men were biologically incapable of relieving themselves to the mental images later. Girls would be walking up to random dudes in nothing but a pair of daisy dukes and some pasties over their nipples like, “Excuse me sir. Do you think I’m showing too much cleavage? Do you think these might fall off if I jiggle them and bounce them up and down like this…?” 🤷‍♀️

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