What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

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My answer is Chihuahuas. They're angry little devils that snap for no reason and if they suddenly were horse sized, they'd probably be classified as dangerous as pitbulls. I like Chihuahua dogs btw.

How about you? What animal would you choose?

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megadriver

3 years ago

A chicken... Just imagine that massive motherclucker!

Or a duck! How cool would it be to ride a duck like a horse...

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- RoseIsabella
  
  3 years ago
  
  A duck the size of a horse would be totally awesome, but a giant chicken would be terrifying.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    3 years ago
    
    oh my god look at the size of that cock!
    
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    - RoseIsabella
      
      3 years ago
      
      🐔🐓
      
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- YE
  
  3 years ago
  
  Ducks are 'dense', you wouldn't get far.
  
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- bigbudchonga
  
  3 years ago
  
  I wonder if you could tame them to fly
  
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raisinbran

3 years ago

Coronavirus would be fun to kick around.

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- leafeon
  
  2 years ago
  
  HAHA
  
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- YE
  
  3 years ago
  
  Hahaha.. Silly.
  
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Bluishorange

3 years ago

Dragonfly would be cool, especially if you could harness them.

Or a chicken.

A giant bunny would be fun too.

I can't decide.

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- Tommythecaty
  
  3 years ago
  
  Dragonflies are actually extremely fierce predators and eat damn near any bug in their way.
  
  A horse sized one would be as dangerous as an actual dragon and would eat us along with the harness lol.
  
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  - Bluishorange
    
    3 years ago
    
    The herd needs some thinning.
    
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    - Tommythecaty
      
      3 years ago
      
      I think giant dragonflies would have us end up with a starship troopers scenario. Seriously, just one would be a holy fucking terror on the loose 😂
      
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      - Bluishorange
        
        3 years ago
        
        I feel the same way about some people.
        
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mouldiwarp

3 years ago

Marine iguanas.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  3 years ago
  
  Oh, Hell yeah!
  
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Wryladradofft

3 years ago

Tardigrade

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- YE
  
  3 years ago
  
  I learned something new today, thanks.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I had to look that one up. They look pretty cool!
  
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  - Wryladradofft
    
    3 years ago
    
    Yeah man tardigrades are the best. They're also the only animal known to be able to survive the vacuum of space
    
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leafeon

2 years ago

if we supersized my cat it'd be so adorableee

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Tingles18

3 years ago

A cat or a dog. It'd be nice to ride!

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YE

3 years ago

Okay mine is not a cool one and you will find out why i chose it in a moment. It's a cockroach. I would love to go samurai on one the size of a horse because I dislike those mofos.

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- RoseIsabella
  
  3 years ago
  
  That would be the worst!
  
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have_a_good_day

3 years ago

a pony

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Somenormie

3 years ago

A dodo bird.

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RoseIsabella

3 years ago

I would like a triceratops the size of a horse!

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LloydAsher

3 years ago

Kiwi

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bigbudchonga

3 years ago

snake

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litelander8

3 years ago

Pitbulls are sweet babies and chihuahuas are awful.

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- raisinbran
  
  3 years ago
  
  They're both awful.
  
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  - litelander8
    
    3 years ago
    
    Naw
    
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- RoseIsabella
  
  3 years ago
  
  Sometimes I call my cat Honey-bear, and I can totally see myself saying that to a super friendly pitbull, especially if it's wearing pajamas.
  
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SwickDinging

3 years ago

Scorpion

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[Old Memory]

3 years ago

A cat, so it would be like Kirara from Inuyasha

A giant kitty I could ride like a horse! We would go into the wild and just explore nature together

I would watch her hunt like a tiger! >:3

And the cuddles would be the best!! A big fluffy purring pillow, heh heh

Omg and the meows!! And the oversized cat tongue licking me

I would get one of those giant circular cat treadmills, check them out on YouTube. I've seen cats go full speed on those and it's like, woah, you really ARE a predator!

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