What would be the last thing you'd do if 21.12.12 was the last day?

Let's say that tomorrow is really the last day! But tomorrow night. Let's assume that it has been scientifically proven that life will cease on our planet tomorrow. Then what will be the last thing you'll do? How would you prepare for it?

Make love (fingering and masturbating oneself counts) 38
Eat your favorite food 5
Stay with your family 24
Get drunk/high on drugs 28
Pray 13
Kill someone you really hate 23
Other 17
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  • charli.m

    Sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a fucking awful day. Work will be worse than any zombie apocalypse, so fuckin' bring it...

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    • charli.m

      Well it's 1.39pm Australian Eastern Standard time. I have been headbutted, scratched on the eyeball, kicked in the stomach, hit over the head several times, slapped in the face, and spat on. Oh and I had a plate and a chair thrown at me.

      When are these fucking zombies going to come and save me from work already?!

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      • charli.m

        I forgot to add being bitten and pinched. And I just got smacked in the face with a jug. Two more hours til home time...

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    • loopoo

      Amen

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    • MissyLeyneous

      Agreed.

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  • anti-hero

    All of the above, at the same time. I would be praying while wanking it, eating strawberry pocky, in front of my family, with a joint in my mouth and a bottle of whiskey in the other, shooting out the window at people I hate and doing "other", which would be taking a shit on the floor. Why? Because why not?

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    • Tobli

      You Said it can i Elaborate a lil ... i would get Drunk Grab a shotgun kill anyone i please to kill be naked the Entire time yanking it consistantly Still shooting anything that looks at me Funny ... All in All Last meal prolly the Last person i kill will be my last meal

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      • anti-hero

        Nice.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      You would be jacking off in front of you family? Strawberry pocky? No last meal I see.

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      • anti-hero

        That was just for humor's sake. I don't have a family. Pocky is a great last meal.

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  • dom180

    I like to think I'd go out and enjoy myself with friends, which I am coincidentally doing tonight anyway.

    In actuality? I'd lock myself in my room, panicpanicpanicpanicpanic, and do the things I always do when I panic to try and make me forget the world, like go on IIN and listen to music. Then I'd die, I guess. That sounds like a crap night :(

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  • Shroot

    This had better happen, cus i haven't started my essay....

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    • Hahaha! Better start it:)

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  • I still have my V-card, and no girlfriend currently :/
    so I would probably just go around grabbing attractive women by the waist and kissing them until my luck pans out and I get laid. Then I would probably spend time with family and friends, and maybe get drunk. Thats assuming I dont get laid once and then find myself unable to do anything else other than go around fucking different women. To make up for lost time.

    But how could any of us know for certain, without a shade of doubt, that we are going to die tomorrow, before its too late?

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  • You don't want to know.

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  • bemah

    Sleep! I love sleeping! And I'm tired and i happen to have the day off work today. So yeah, i wouldn't bother doing much.

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  • sahtiwaari

    I'd steal food. Food tastes good.

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    • Nice

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  • BlueJeansWhiteShirt

    Get a bottle of wine down my neck then have my brains fucked out by some dirty bastard.

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  • wigsplitz

    I'd kill a lot of people, that's for sure.

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    • shuggy-chan

      you spelled screw wrong

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  • PapzBSlim

    I would make love to my girlfriend, eat my favorite food, get high & drunk, pray, and stay with my family. I would do it all except kill that person I hate since they would be dead in the end also.

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  • bananaface

    If I had it my way, I'd probably spend it with friends. Laughing and mucking around. Maybe play a game of cards or something. Just have fun, and then get all sentimental and then say goodbye. If not, then I'd like to go on a nice walk. In the woods, listening to music I love seems like a nice way to spend your last few hours. I'd like to have a nice day, though, not an over the top cryfest, which would probably happen if I spent it with family.

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    • shuggy-chan

      mucky muck muck

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    • This is true I didn't think of that last part. But I still think it wouldn't feel right if I didn't spend at least some time with my family before it all ends. However I have spent a lot of time with my family lately, and we all know that we love and appreciate each other so there's really nothing more that needs to be said. And furthermore it would be hard to spend even a few moments together without becoming trapped in an endless cryfest that's impossible to escape. So even though it would be hard to do and it wouldn't feel right, maybe it would be best to spend the last day with friends instead, it would be more enjoyable.

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      • bananaface

        I only answered based on what I would *want* to do, rather than what would actually happen. I think I'd end up staying with family, and my friends would definitely be with their families as well. There'd probably be crying if I did spend it with friends. I just think spending it with certain family members would depress me a bit. Either way, I don't think it matter that much, I won't have to put up with it for that long anyway.:P

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  • q25t

    Well, I'm headed home to see family so I'm already headed to where I'd be going. I'd see if we can't celebrate Christmas a wee bit early this year. It always seems to be a happy occasion so it seems like a nice end.

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  • ohplease

    Probably die, preferably quickly and painlessly. Then again, I have a hard time taking seriously the predictions of a people who a) dissapeared and b) did not appear to predict said disappearance and c) did not make use of the wheel except in toys and calendars. I'm a technologist/ethnocentric wheel snob.

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  • Happy end of the world everyone.

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    • Thanks, it's surely for tonight cause it 1326 here and everything's still okay.

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  • BlueAlice

    I'd think about how crap things had been so far and how much I messed up and then die mid-thought :|.

    Probably while playing with myself.....

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  • KeddersPrincess

    You Tube

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  • Build a bonfire and invite my loved ones to come share it with me. Facing the end isn't so bad if you're facing it with others.

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  • Just realized my boss is taking us out for Christmas meal tomorrow, wonder if she arranged it in the hope she wouldn't have to pay afterwards

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    • Probably! Lol

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  • Corleone

    I'm sick and I'm missing a ton of great parties, so I guess it's le fap for me.

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  • o_0

    pray ... I'll really spend the whole time praying for forgiveness and try to do as much good as i can
    -a Muslim

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    • I think that this would be the last thing I'll do that. I'll make love, join my family and pray while waiting for death. I'm a Christian. Thanks God our faith is protecting us from believing in such jokes.

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      • o_0

        hahaha ... see ! it really was a joke... i believe that no one except God knows when is the doomsday ....

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        • You're right. Only God knows.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I hug my animals good bye. I would hug my family good bye. I would call my relatives and say I love them. Well I might leave out one. I will hope I was a good enough christian that I might go to heaven. I think it might be world war 3. That will be the end.

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    • Short4Words

      Beginning of it at least. You should call that one person anyways :P

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  • Doyourthang66

    i'd rob a bank then get a mansion and be the ruler. Then with my private jet at 11:30 PM i'd shoot the police i'd keep one around for it to fuck me. ROFL.

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  • TheOneAndOnly:)

    i guess do as much dumb shit with my friends as possible. because it wouldnt matter tomorrow because we'd be dead

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  • go-ahead-call-me-nerd

    stop being mean to chewy guys we all have ...our moments okay leave em alone , sorry chewy i dont know if your a guy or girl

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  • Failure51

    Tell my best friend I have a secret love for them.

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  • NocturnePonyFan

    I'd be watching tv, as usual.

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  • bristexai

    Say goodbye to the people I love and pray.

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  • howaminotmyself

    My friend is throwing a party and I hope to have the energy to go. I will be in the company of good friends as we celebrate.

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  • dappled

    Say goodbye to people, I think.

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  • chewy

    Why isn't casual sex or getting someone pregnant part of the poll?

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    • NocturnePonyFan

      Yeah, real brilliant idea. Get knocked up right before the world ends, so you won't actually get a chance to be a parent. What's the point, really?

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      • TheOneAndOnly:)

        exactly.

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    • There's the option Other.

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      • shuggy-chan

        there needs to be a " being to retarded to live" option for some *cough cough* Chewy *cough* people

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        • chewy

          You have to be a jerk about it don't you?

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          • TheOneAndOnly:)

            he's the jerk? really? if i saw what you wrote it said..

            chewy:
            "why isnt casual sex or getting someone pregnant part of the poll?"

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        • Nice one :)

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