What would be your self defense weapon of choice to carry?

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Expandable baton 13
Blackjack (Sock with batteries, rocks, soap, etc.) 3
Gun 53
Knife 20
Taser 21
My fists, I'm a man! 14
None, I'd run for my life! 9
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  • Azzaza
    10 years ago

    Shurikens.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    My 11 inches long, made of holly, and phoenix feather wand and the words avada kedavra!

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    I've got talons, a beak and a deadly glare. What else do I need?

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      Cockfighting spurs?

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Do you really want to hurrrt meee?

        Now I do. First off, don't sing, you're terrible. Second, boy george??? I'll tumble 4 ya. Stop it!

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago

          Birdy singing boy george songs?

          Now there's a weapon!!!

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          • KaffeInjection
            10 years ago

            aha.... haha.. short break.. hahahah...

            ahahaha.. break......... ha hahhahah..

            Robot voice: you.. must.. be.. the.. funniest.. guy.. on.. earth. you.. put.. money.. in.. my.. robot.. mouth.. then.. i.. can.. laugh..

            haha.. ahah.. so funny

            break..

            haha.. aha..

            haha... ahah.. hahha

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            • NotStrangeBird
              10 years ago

              I'm glad you liked it.

              More to come.

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            • anti-hero
              10 years ago

              Cunt stain.

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago

            Weapon of mass extinction :( I'm sorry. I'll be quiet.

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      • KaffeInjection
        10 years ago

        Haha... Haha.. So funny. I laughed so hard..

        haha.. you are so funny. haha..

        aha.. haha..

        haha... ha ha ha.

        soo funny. haha hah a ha ha..

        we all know how funny you are but let me please just.. haha

        haha hahah

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        • dirtybirdy
          10 years ago

          HARDERR!!! OHH MYYY GOD PLEASE!!! YESSS!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! HARDERRR!!! FUCKING HARDER!!! HARDER!! YOU HAVE TO TRY FUCKING HARDERRR!!! SWEET FUCKING CHRIST TRY FUCKING HARDERRR!!!!

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          • BlackJohnnylicious
            10 years ago

            uhmmm fuck yir ma tight little nigglet... amma slam ma elephant dick in so hard no mercy on dis hoe.

            crackers like u with n0 lifez needa whole lotta cock for survival stank ass hoe bitch.

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            • dirtybirdy
              10 years ago

              Yes its obviously me who has no life. Definitely not you. No no. Go put your helmet on please.

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            • NotStrangeBird
              10 years ago

              Oh my, such lame attempts at being SHOCKING!!!

              I'm so SHOCKED!!!

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  • Nephew7
    10 years ago

    Why isnt "my dick" a choice

    9 inches of rod and 75 pounds of steel testicle crushing power.

    Bitches gotta have a tetnus shot for my teabags

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    • megadriver
      10 years ago

      So your balls are 75 lbs (35kg). Man it must be a pain to carry that load. :D

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    A gun.

    Just kidding. Molotov cocktails of course.

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  • Jeaneathean
    10 years ago

    Romulan disruptor.

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  • SangoNyappy
    10 years ago

    Buster Sword.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      You can't hold much materia in that though :(

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      • SangoNyappy
        10 years ago

        Then I'll just throw the materia at them untill I hit their head~

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          Afawaaa?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    The Flail Mace. The one that has the spiky ball at the end of the chain attached to a stick, not the spray. I have one from Pakistan I bought from the smoke shop. Its badass. Can't wait till someone breaks in the house.

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  • ScooterNyne
    10 years ago

    Knife and gun.

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    I'll go SUPER SAIYAN or use CHAOS CONTROL!

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  • IDiGAFi
    10 years ago

    Taser, but it's illegal in my country, goddamn it! I have to walk around with a pepper spray like a lady.

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  • changes123
    10 years ago

    Mace!

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    • changes123
      10 years ago

      My personality would also be another dangerous weapon.

      *flaps bird wings and Ca-caws away*

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    You all crazzy dawgs.
    Id hit em wit my dangerous dance moves.

    "Yall just got served"

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  • The_Devil
    10 years ago

    I just set people on fire. You know, packing heat.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      That's hot.

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  • zebraprintedroses
    10 years ago

    The only weapon I need...is myself.

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      lol

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    Long range taser.

    And a hammer as a back-up.

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 years ago

      Exactly what type of hammer and what is the head weight?

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      • disthing
        10 years ago

        A 20 ounce claw hammer probably, for knocking in nails and skulls.

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  • Pika-girl
    10 years ago

    A Chibiterasu! Or Amaterasu! Or Shigarumi! Okami... Ah.....

    If I had to also, I would have a gun that can throw knives and bullets! Yay!

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  • DolphinAngel
    10 years ago

    Actually I'm a fan of swords like a Katana or Bow and Arrow... Much funnier than just pulling a trigger or something like that...

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  • mixwell
    10 years ago

    A glock 23 with hollowpoints

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  • et12356
    10 years ago

    Frying pan. I actually carry one around with me when I go for walks at night.

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    • DreamSpider
      10 years ago

      Haha, that is hilarious!

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    • SangoNyappy
      10 years ago

      Are you Rapunzel?

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      • et12356
        10 years ago

        No, but when I do go for walks with my frying pan it's in the wee hours of the morning because I tend to wake up at night. One person saw me and started running.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago

          If you got attacked by feral pigs you could make bacon!!!

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          • BlackJohnnylicious
            10 years ago

            holla da L.O.G.. take a luk at diz cracker.. typical dork homie, yo u still in da parents basement dork?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago

    A bow and arrow and knife.

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  • DannyKanes
    10 years ago

    I'd throw Nova at them

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      I'd run them over with a chevy nova.

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  • loopoo
    10 years ago

    Running shoes...

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  • Holzman67
    10 years ago

    Klobb

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  • Johnnytherat
    10 years ago

    i'd zap a mutha f***a if they flex on my jive diggity

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Katana! I slice off your head!

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  • imadragon
    10 years ago

    My fists, I'm a woman.

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